Hey AB

[The Duck Hammer]

Somebody posted up a link to this video on another site and after watching it, I really want to know if you got the record?

[rebelp74]

You could turn out a 12' 2x4 and own it.

[The Duck Hammer]

You could turn out a 12' 2x4 and own it.

I'll need to find a bigger lathe but I do like the sound owning a world record.

[NuffDaddy]

That sounded pretty damn good there AB. I'd like to know if you got it too.

[NuffDaddy]

You could turn out a 12' 2x4 and own it.

where the hell you gonna find a 12' drill bit?

[rebelp74]

You could turn out a 12' 2x4 and own it.

where the hell you gonna find a 12' drill bit?

All you need is a normal bit and 6' of round stock in a small diameter. Weld em together and drill from both ends.

[NuffDaddy]

You could turn out a 12' 2x4 and own it.

where the hell you gonna find a 12' drill bit?

All you need is a normal bit and 6' of round stock in a small diameter. Weld em together and drill from both ends.

Guess that makes sense.

[rebelp74]

You could turn out a 12' 2x4 and own it.

where the hell you gonna find a 12' drill bit?

All you need is a normal bit and 6' of round stock in a small diameter. Weld em together and drill from both ends.

Guess that makes sense.

A brain is powerful thing

[NuffDaddy]

You could turn out a 12' 2x4 and own it.

where the hell you gonna find a 12' drill bit?

All you need is a normal bit and 6' of round stock in a small diameter. Weld em together and drill from both ends.

Guess that makes sense.

A brain is powerful thing

Just got home form 14 hours on campus. My brain is turned off for the rest of the night.

[rebelp74]

Just got home form 14 hours on campus. My brain is turned off for the rest of the night.

I know how you feel 80 days on this motherfucker has me about ready for the looney bin. Good news is, 9 mo' days nigga n Ize b goin home!

[The Duck Hammer]

You could turn out a 12' 2x4 and own it.

where the hell you gonna find a 12' drill bit?

All you need is a normal bit and 6' of round stock in a small diameter. Weld em together and drill from both ends.

Fuck no. I'm gonna use a speed wood bit and get a whole bunch of 6" bit extenders. Drill from one end to ensure a semi strait hole.

[The Duck Hammer]

Just got home form 14 hours on campus. My brain is turned off for the rest of the night.

I know how you feel 80 days on this motherfucker has me about ready for the looney bin. Good news is, 9 mo' days nigga n Ize b goin home!

Sleeping in a brand new bed. Got to be good to be you.

[NuffDaddy]

Just got home form 14 hours on campus. My brain is turned off for the rest of the night.

I know how you feel 80 days on this motherfucker has me about ready for the looney bin. Good news is, 9 mo' days nigga n Ize b goin home!

That's gotta be a good feeling. You ever get to get off at ports or you gotta sit inside that thing for 3 months?

[rebelp74]

You could turn out a 12' 2x4 and own it.

where the hell you gonna find a 12' drill bit?

All you need is a normal bit and 6' of round stock in a small diameter. Weld em together and drill from both ends.

Fuck no. I'm gonna use a speed wood bit and get a whole bunch of 6" bit extenders. Drill from one end to ensure a semi strait hole.

Measure, find the center and you got a straight hole. I'm not all that big on drilling straight holes anymore but can ream out a slanted one!

[NuffDaddy]

Just got home form 14 hours on campus. My brain is turned off for the rest of the night.

I know how you feel 80 days on this motherfucker has me about ready for the looney bin. Good news is, 9 mo' days nigga n Ize b goin home!

Sleeping in a brand new bed. Got to be good to be you.

:lol::lol:

[rebelp74]

Just got home form 14 hours on campus. My brain is turned off for the rest of the night.

I know how you feel 80 days on this motherfucker has me about ready for the looney bin. Good news is, 9 mo' days nigga n Ize b goin home!

Sleeping in a brand new bed. Got to be good to be you.

[The Duck Hammer]

You could turn out a 12' 2x4 and own it.

where the hell you gonna find a 12' drill bit?

All you need is a normal bit and 6' of round stock in a small diameter. Weld em together and drill from both ends.

Fuck no. I'm gonna use a speed wood bit and get a whole bunch of 6" bit extenders. Drill from one end to ensure a semi strait hole.

Measure, find the center and you got a straight hole. I'm not all that big on drilling straight holes anymore but can ream out a slanted one!

Definitely not that easy.

[rebelp74]

Just got home form 14 hours on campus. My brain is turned off for the rest of the night.

I know how you feel 80 days on this motherfucker has me about ready for the looney bin. Good news is, 9 mo' days nigga n Ize b goin home!

That's gotta be a good feeling. You ever get to get off at ports or you gotta sit inside that thing for 3 months?

Oh yea! Someone always has to be onboard though, to stand watch. I did more of it when I was single, port cities are infamous for partying and pussy. Since I got married, I do more daytime port rounds and let the other guys enjoy the nightlife.

[NuffDaddy]

Just got home form 14 hours on campus. My brain is turned off for the rest of the night.

I know how you feel 80 days on this motherfucker has me about ready for the looney bin. Good news is, 9 mo' days nigga n Ize b goin home!

That's gotta be a good feeling. You ever get to get off at ports or you gotta sit inside that thing for 3 months?

Oh yea! Someone always has to be onboard though, to stand watch. I did more of it when I was single, port cities are infamous for partying and pussy. Since I got married, I do more daytime port rounds and let the other guys enjoy the nightlife.

That wouldn't be too bad then. Couldn't sit on a boat for 3 months straight. No way.

[rebelp74]

Measure, find the center and you got a straight hole. I'm not all that big on drilling straight holes anymore but can ream out a slanted one!

Definitely not that easy.

The slanted holes are much easier to get in and put up with!

[rebelp74]

Just got home form 14 hours on campus. My brain is turned off for the rest of the night.

I know how you feel 80 days on this motherfucker has me about ready for the looney bin. Good news is, 9 mo' days nigga n Ize b goin home!

That's gotta be a good feeling. You ever get to get off at ports or you gotta sit inside that thing for 3 months?

Oh yea! Someone always has to be onboard though, to stand watch. I did more of it when I was single, port cities are infamous for partying and pussy. Since I got married, I do more daytime port rounds and let the other guys enjoy the nightlife.

That wouldn't be too bad then. Couldn't sit on a boat for 3 months straight. No way.

It starts to suck but then you see the checks go in the bank and it makes easier, then it really starts to suck and next thing you know you 90 days off.

[aunt betty]

Oh boy...
This might take a minute but I'll try and explain.

I watched duck dynasty where they made a 4' duck call that you had to use a leaf blower to blow. Said, "I can do better" and not need to spend all the money and time they did. Watch the show...they had to go cut a log and have it turned...etc. What a waste. Kinda pissed me off.

So I bought a piece of PVC pipe and stuck the insert from White Lightning in there and OMG...it fit perfectly.
Got all excited and called the WCIA News and announced I was attempting to make a world-record. The same week the University of Illinois set some kind of record. Forget the details but my timing was really good!

The Guiness Book of World Records is owned by a beer company and is kind of a 'racket'.
They wanted 800 euros to document my attempt. THAT really pissed me off.

The next duck season I went to Bayou Bottoms to see the guys. Try to mend the bridges etc.
They saw me coming and paraded out a TWENTY-FOOT duck call.
Apparently that video has gotten around.

[assateague]

[aunt betty]

How you drill a 12' hole. You need a really big lathe and a boring tool. Weld a 12' rod onto the tool and...Rig a guide for it. Whallah!
You need a 14' long lathe now.

It's one of them custom projects where you have to build a custom tool (or tools) that you use once and then turn into something else.

[aunt betty]

Next time any of you guys get on TV blowing a duck call and wearing chest waders, let me know.

[assateague]

[GadwallGetter530]

Didn't duck commander make a 4' duck call with every part being proportional? Meaning it wasn't a standard insert with a 11.9 piece of pvc attached to it.

[aunt betty]

Didn't duck commander make a 4' duck call with every part being proportional? Meaning it wasn't a standard insert with a 11.9 piece of pvc attached to it.

Yes, and you have to use a leaf blower to make it work.
They almost killed themselves making it.

[Olly]

AB you're crazy as a fox man.

I dig it, more power to ya.

Sent from my phone.

[aunt betty]

AB you're crazy as a fox man.

I dig it, more power to ya.

Sent from my phone.

I know, hehe, I know.
"Crazy like a fox", has been used to describe me since I was a boy.
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