The Offical WFF BS Thread!

[Olly]

How does that even happen?

[R. Chapman]

All I have to say is Skoal Berry is gross.

All I have to say is Skoal is for women.

I agree with that, half the fucks I work with act like woman.

[The Duck Hammer]

How does that even happen?

It was a cattle guard. That sucker rod was just to see how big the hole was.

[Olly]

Dealing with crazy is never worth it. I'm 28, you'd think I would have learned that by now...

[Goldfish]

Dealing with crazy is never worth it. I'm 28, you'd think I would have learned that by now...

They are all crazy. You just have to find the level you can live with.

[Bad17]

Dealing with crazy is never worth it. I'm 28, you'd think I would have learned that by now...

They are all crazy. You just have to find the level you can live with.

X2.

[Deltaman]

Dealing with crazy is never worth it. I'm 28, you'd think I would have learned that by now...

They are all crazy. You just have to find the level you can live with.

TRUTH Sometimes it just takes a while for the crazy to come out, but there is always some amount/level of it, tucked away............men are from mars....etc...

[Tomkat]

Dealing with crazy is never worth it. I'm 28, you'd think I would have learned that by now...

They are all crazy. You just have to find the level you can live with.

X2.

This is so true.

I call it "crazy girl maintenance" which is what any dude in a relationship does to keep it alive.

They all require different levels of crazy girl maintenance.

HINT: never, EVER call them crazy, even in a kind or funny way. The crazyier they really are, the more violent the reaction.

[SpinnerMan]

Dealing with crazy is never worth it. I'm 28, you'd think I would have learned that by now...

They are all crazy. You just have to find the level you can live with.

And one that can live with your level of crazy.

men are from mars

and women think that is crazy. They are wrong, of course. But you will never get them to understand that. Can they accept it or do they feel like they can AND WILL eventually "fix" it?

[Deltaman]

Yep, a man marries a woman, hoping she will never change.....but she does. A woman marries a man, thinking she can change him......and she can't...........such is life

[ducks~n~bucks]

Got my first speeding ticket yesterday. When my dad asked how fast I was driving I found out that 74 in a 55 was not an acceptable answer. I hadn't even taken my next breath before my keys hit me in the head. Should come out to about $400. Too bad it wasn't redbeard that pulled me over, I may have gotten some leeway.

[Goldfish]

Your dad gave you a ticket?

[R. Chapman]

I got nailed the other night pulling hay in the bosses F-450. Doing 90 in a 65. I'm lucky the sheriff knew who my dad was .

[ducks~n~bucks]

Your dad gave you a ticket?

No I wasn't getting speeding tickets in the shower. Honestly the highway patrol that pulled me over didn't even ask if I knew how fast I was going, he just straight up said "I got you going 74 back there, this is a 55." I knew I was screwed whwhen I sasaw him in the oncoming lane, then I looked in the rear view and saw him hit his brakes. It was coming around a curve so I didn't see him after that, but I knew so I pulled over at the next road and waited. Soon enough he was pulling up behind me with his lights on.

[ducks~n~bucks]

I got nailed the other night pulling hay in the bosses F-450. Doing 90 in a 65. I'm lucky the sheriff knew who my dad was .

My dad knew who this guy was, problem is the both think each other are dicks

[R. Chapman]

I got nailed the other night pulling hay in the bosses F-450. Doing 90 in a 65. I'm lucky the sheriff knew who my dad was .

My dad knew who this guy was, problem is the both think each other are dicks

Let me rephrase, the sheriff is good friends with my dad. Just yelled at me and told me to slow the fuck down.

[Rick]

Pretty sure you have to be doing 120 in a school zone to get ticketed in Montana.

[Bulldog0156]

Pretty sure you have to be doing 120 in a school zone to get ticketed in Montana.

And drunk

[Willie]

Get a lawyer, get it reduced to 9 over and be done with it.

[The Duck Hammer]

Hey Bad did you work that big wreck in Corsicana?

[The Duck Hammer]

Had to take my brothers truck in to get an oil chain he today. Fucking hate the Chevrolet House with a passion.

[Bad17]

Hey Bad did you work that big wreck in Corsicana?

Yes

[The Duck Hammer]

Hey Bad did you work that big wreck in Corsicana?

Yes

Couldn't see much from the news reports cause of all the emergency vehicles. Didn't sound good.

[Bad17]

It was very very bad. It was actually south of Streetman on the interstate.

[Rick]

DComeaux's wife was in a bad multi-car accident yesterday, and it sure wouldn't hurt to keep she and the others who were busted up in your thoughts and prayers.

[DeadEye_Dan]

Will do

[Goldfish]

Sorry to hear. Here's to a full and speedy recovery

[Olly]

DComeaux's wife was in a bad multi-car accident yesterday, and it sure wouldn't hurt to keep she and the others who were busted up in your thoughts and prayers.

Pass along my best wishes for her!

[Bad17]

Swimming pool and a hangover. What a great Sunday.

[Olly]

I'm recovering from going to a Mud Boat run with Flint yesterday over on lake Seminole. It was a good time but we only finished half the day because Flint's motor broke the shaft and he lost his prop! Here are a few pictures from the day. I think there was over 50 boats there!!!

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Here is flint getting towed back in by the mighty Gator Trax!

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