TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby flight control » Tue Dec 08, 2015 9:02 pm

After all this time
I login and find haiku
Still alive and well
Tell your mom I said hi.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Tue Dec 08, 2015 11:56 pm

Alive with fire
Angels in the sky burn
Baby named ashtray
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Olly » Wed Dec 09, 2015 8:17 am

flight control wrote:After all this time
I login and find haiku
Still alive and well


WFF still here
Different but still the same
Much Much more chill now
“If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen.” ― Samuel Adams
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Willie » Thu Dec 10, 2015 9:06 pm

Drinking good bourbon
Watching Christmas Vacation
With the wife and kids
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Willie » Thu Dec 10, 2015 9:08 pm

Want to hunt Kansas
Can I stay at Tomkat's house
And shoot lots of geese
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Fri Dec 11, 2015 4:04 am

Come to Kansas
We dont judge sexual orientation
No geese here
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Fri Dec 11, 2015 4:06 am

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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Tue Jun 07, 2016 8:42 am

Summer sun is shining,
Heat rises, mirage on the road
Nightfall is cool down
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby aunt betty » Tue Jun 07, 2016 8:48 am

My ass smells like shit when my farts come out
Then the room clears quickly without a doubt
Of course some snooty nosy people want to pout
They should expect that because that's what I am all about
Fuck you and your little dog too
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Throbbin Rods » Wed Jun 08, 2016 8:42 am

I will hunt Stuttgart
In November with my bud
It will be a blast
People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.

George Orwell
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby aunt betty » Wed Jun 08, 2016 8:43 am

Throbbin Rods wrote:I will hunt Stuttgart
In November with my bud
It will be a blast

:lol: :lol: :lol:
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Tue Jun 28, 2016 6:40 am

Summer sun burns,
Bright, heat wave rises
rain brings coolness
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Fri Jul 15, 2016 6:32 am

Orange face man
Make America great again!
Build that wall.
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