Who would win.....

[3legged_lab]

I'm imagining all of your comments being directed at lady parts, and it's making this conversation very funny

I just found this to be very funny, and very true.

Good point, for a change my mind wasnt actually in the gutter.

[jarbo03]

Does the taco have jalepenos and how hot is the cheese on the grilled cheese

The cheese is melted, so it is the 2nd hottest substance on earth, behind lava. 3legged, you got away with one, your post was funnier than intended. While looking at my thread, get your head back in the gutter where it belongs!

[assateague]

The cheese is melted, so it is the 2nd hottest substance on earth, behind lava.

No way. A baked potato retains heat like the heart of the sun.

[benelliquackstacker]

The cheese is melted, so it is the 2nd hottest substance on earth, behind lava.

No way. A baked potato retains heat like the heart of the sun.

This^ Or a gamble on a hot pocket. Either still frozen as an iceberg or molten hot lava cheese that removes the ability to taste anything for 3 days.

[Redbeard]

The cheese is melted, so it is the 2nd hottest substance on earth, behind lava.

No way. A baked potato retains heat like the heart of the sun.

This^ Or a gamble on a hot pocket. Either still frozen as an iceberg or molten hot lava cheese that removes the ability to taste anything for 3 days.

Sorry AT but this is true

[jarbo03]

Baked taters do retain some serious heat, but they do not stick to your skin like Gorilla Glue. Hot Pockets can do some serious damage, same effect as cheese.

[assateague]

Doesn't matter. You can't get a bite of baked potato out of your mouth fast enough, anyway, stick or not. Cheese is hot, but it only burns the roof of your mouth. A baked potato has the potential to turn everything from your lower jaw to your sinuses into the core of a fission reactor.

[benelliquackstacker]

Doesn't matter. You can't get a bite of baked potato out of your mouth fast enough, anyway, stick or not. Cheese is hot, but it only burns the roof of your mouth. A baked potato has the potential to turn everything from your lower jaw to your sinuses into the core of a fission reactor.

I loled

[jarbo03]

Very true, have had it happen a few times. Cheese gains its reputation from being a stealthy opponent, it can attack inside or out. A slip from a nacho chip can send some cheese screaming towards your arm or leg like melted pine tar.

[jarbo03]

It is obviously the off season!!

[assateague]

That very thing happened when I was making my smoke bombs, when a glob of caramelized sugar, mixed with melted stump remover and sulfur dropped onto the tip of my finger. Thought I was going to break my hand I was flinging it around with such force to get that bastard pain off.

[QH's Paw]

At least with grilled cheese you don't have to be concerned about the neighbor's missing dog.
Or should I say it's where abouts?

[jarbo03]

Very true QH. If I had a nickel every time I heard a story that started like this;" That very thing happened when I was making my smoke bombs, when a glob of caramelized sugar, mixed with melted stump remover and sulfur dropped onto the tip of my finger.