by ducks~n~bucks » Mon Apr 14, 2014 10:33 pm
R. Chapman wrote:ducks~n~bucks wrote:R. Chapman wrote:ducks~n~bucks wrote:You guys think I really started this thread expecting to get serious replies? Wouldn't I have posted up some number if I was?
Bench: 65
Back squat: 75
Deadlift: 125
Overhead press: 45
Power Clean: 5
Penis Length/Weight: 0.000000001" 0.0000000002lbs.
FIFY
You been to my showers after my football practice?
What's football again?
assateague wrote:Put that in your huff-n-puffer and smoke it, shootin' boy.
by Feelin' Fowl » Mon Apr 14, 2014 10:36 pm
ducks~n~bucks wrote:R. Chapman wrote:ducks~n~bucks wrote:R. Chapman wrote:ducks~n~bucks wrote:You guys think I really started this thread expecting to get serious replies? Wouldn't I have posted up some number if I was?
Bench: 65
Back squat: 75
Deadlift: 125
Overhead press: 45
Power Clean: 5
Penis Length/Weight: 0.000000001" 0.0000000002lbs.
FIFY
You been to my showers after my football practice?
What's football again?
Really it's just an excuse for us dumb rednecks to grab each other's asses.
rebelp74 wrote:Yeah I have a yacht, suck it bitches!
by R. Chapman » Mon Apr 14, 2014 10:38 pm
assateague wrote:Sometimes the quickest way to put out a fire is with an explosion.
by The Duck Hammer » Mon Apr 14, 2014 10:38 pm
Feelin' Fowl wrote:I thought that was chicken farming.
Olly wrote: We're still the bastard pirates of the duck forum world.
by sws002 » Mon Apr 14, 2014 10:39 pm
R. Chapman wrote:ducks~n~bucks wrote:R. Chapman wrote:ducks~n~bucks wrote:You guys think I really started this thread expecting to get serious replies? Wouldn't I have posted up some number if I was?
Bench: 65
Back squat: 75
Deadlift: 125
Overhead press: 45
Power Clean: 5
Penis Length/Weight: 0.000000001" 0.0000000002lbs.
FIFY
You been to my showers after my football practice?
What's football again?
by ducks~n~bucks » Mon Apr 14, 2014 10:52 pm
The Duck Hammer wrote:Feelin' Fowl wrote:I thought that was chicken farming.
Don't try and lump my business in with these Jackasses.
assateague wrote:Put that in your huff-n-puffer and smoke it, shootin' boy.
by assateague » Mon Apr 14, 2014 10:57 pm
by Frylock » Mon Apr 14, 2014 10:57 pm
by ducks~n~bucks » Mon Apr 14, 2014 10:58 pm
assateague wrote:This went about as well as I expected.
assateague wrote:Put that in your huff-n-puffer and smoke it, shootin' boy.
by ducks~n~bucks » Mon Apr 14, 2014 10:59 pm
Frylock wrote:http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o4E7_jmLEt4
assateague wrote:Put that in your huff-n-puffer and smoke it, shootin' boy.
by Frylock » Mon Apr 14, 2014 10:59 pm
ducks~n~bucks wrote:assateague wrote:This went about as well as I expected.
About as well as I expected when I started it too. It was meant as a joke thread.
by Frylock » Mon Apr 14, 2014 10:59 pm
ducks~n~bucks wrote:Frylock wrote:http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o4E7_jmLEt4
Glad someone got the reference.
by ducks~n~bucks » Mon Apr 14, 2014 10:59 pm
Frylock wrote:ducks~n~bucks wrote:assateague wrote:This went about as well as I expected.
About as well as I expected when I started it too. It was meant as a joke thread.
I call bullshit!!
assateague wrote:Put that in your huff-n-puffer and smoke it, shootin' boy.
by jarbo03 » Mon Apr 14, 2014 11:01 pm
by ducks~n~bucks » Mon Apr 14, 2014 11:03 pm
jarbo03 wrote:I played real sports, was never trying to be the best at exercising.
assateague wrote:Put that in your huff-n-puffer and smoke it, shootin' boy.
by Frylock » Mon Apr 14, 2014 11:04 pm
ducks~n~bucks wrote:Frylock wrote:ducks~n~bucks wrote:assateague wrote:This went about as well as I expected.
About as well as I expected when I started it too. It was meant as a joke thread.
I call bullshit!!
Go ahead and call bullshit. I know why I started this thread.
by The Duck Hammer » Mon Apr 14, 2014 11:13 pm
ducks~n~bucks wrote:The Duck Hammer wrote:Feelin' Fowl wrote:I thought that was chicken farming.
Don't try and lump my business in with these Jackasses.
Who you calling a jackass? Chicken fucker!
Olly wrote: We're still the bastard pirates of the duck forum world.
by ducks~n~bucks » Mon Apr 14, 2014 11:13 pm
Frylock wrote:ducks~n~bucks wrote:Frylock wrote:ducks~n~bucks wrote:assateague wrote:This went about as well as I expected.
About as well as I expected when I started it too. It was meant as a joke thread.
I call bullshit!!
Go ahead and call bullshit. I know why I started this thread.
Just busting your balls DNB.
assateague wrote:Put that in your huff-n-puffer and smoke it, shootin' boy.
by jarbo03 » Mon Apr 14, 2014 11:19 pm
ducks~n~bucks wrote:jarbo03 wrote:I played real sports, was never trying to be the best at exercising.
I only weight lift for sports. I do get competitive with the people I lift with though.
by GadwallGetter530 » Mon Apr 14, 2014 11:20 pm
ducks~n~bucks wrote:Basically a competition to see who the big swinging dick is around here. Post up your rep maxes for back squat, bench press, dead lift, overhead press, and power clean. Go!
{Edit and your own height/weight}
by ducks~n~bucks » Mon Apr 14, 2014 11:22 pm
jarbo03 wrote:ducks~n~bucks wrote:jarbo03 wrote:I played real sports, was never trying to be the best at exercising.
I only weight lift for sports. I do get competitive with the people I lift with though.
I lifted some in high school, and all the time in college, those were mandatory. My pitching coach was a workout freak.
assateague wrote:Put that in your huff-n-puffer and smoke it, shootin' boy.
by 3legged_lab » Mon Apr 14, 2014 11:34 pm
3legged_lab wrote:Maybe a global could move this to the youth forum.
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
by Goldfish » Tue Apr 15, 2014 3:42 am
by aunt betty » Tue Apr 15, 2014 6:47 am
by Eric Haynes » Tue Apr 15, 2014 7:01 am
aunt betty wrote:When my construction business actually worked I hired a few guys because they were cut and worked out.
Ironically when you get a bunk of 3/4" t&g plywood and ask them to carry it over to the floor we're sheeting they moan and groan. Pointing out that they can dead lift 500# and a sheet is a whole lot less...only 100 reps, get on it boys. I'm paying you to work out and paying you well...
I get the stink eye.
How many sheets of plywood have you pushed up a ladder?
Rex? Anyone?
Ever tote bundles of shingles up onto a two story roof?
by Eric Haynes » Tue Apr 15, 2014 7:06 am
Olly wrote:I lift two huge kettle bells every time I stand up.
by Olly » Tue Apr 15, 2014 7:08 am
Eric Haynes wrote:Olly wrote:I lift two huge kettle bells every time I stand up.
That's just your ego. You can make them weigh as much as you want
by Redbeard » Tue Apr 15, 2014 7:11 am
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
by aunt betty » Tue Apr 15, 2014 7:14 am
Redbeard wrote:Has Rex weighed in on this thread yet?
by Eric Haynes » Tue Apr 15, 2014 7:19 am
Redbeard wrote:Has Rex weighed in on this thread yet?
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