Paging Ricky Spanish

[Jimmy]

It's strange trying to figure out just what the hell I did specifically to piss the haters off.
Was just me being me is all I can come up with and I really don't want to hear or see the shit.
Fucked around and got a little bit popular and haters go along with that.

12 years ago I WAS JIMMY PLAINSMAN AND JED ALL ROLLED INTO ONE SO MAYBE I DESERVE TO GET KICKED AROUND A LITTLE.

Really???? The majority have been telling you directly and indirectly for YEARS. That's why you claim to put everyone on "ignore".

You're popular like a train wreck is popular. Grow up. Start a blog and avoid it all.

[Ricky Spanish]

Had a bee swarm the other day.
Was easy. Lit on a dead branch poking thru the back fence. Set a hive by it and they walked in pretty much.
Helped a little.
Went into the nearest hive and found that it's the "mother hive". The stuff was inside it to build two more future hives.

Fuck you Jimmy these guys want something sweet.

[uncle Jed]

It should be noted that it was pretty calm in here until a certain hateful trio joined and brought the hate.

but you wanted traffic and soak up the attention. Now back to your self imposed suspension, stick to your word for once

[Jimmy]

She bought me this.
It's quiet and fast.
Push lever harder and it goes faster.
You can run around mowing with this bad boy.

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Looks like a dumpster would have been money better spent.

[Ricky Spanish]

Took the train to Rantoul. No derailment.
People there in rantucky are different.
Bunch of drunks.
Everyone is different I guess.
Some can't tell if they're male or female.
Never looked at it this way.
Stay outa my yard!

[Ricky Spanish]

How this works:
A hive swarms or is about to.
I'll catch the swarm to make a new colony.
Next find the mother hive and look for ripe queen cells.
Put frames with cells into a queen castle.

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Add another frame with bees and larva to each compartment. Wait about a month and check.
If the queen successfully mated and is laying eggs you've got another new colony. To expand it ...it goes in one like this.

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Build it up where it has two more smaller "supers" on top and let it go thru the winter.

If it survives its a honey-maker next year and that's how I never buy bees and make lots of the hunny.
If you're going to be successful at bees you need to be making more queens and colonies each year if you can.
Swarms are not a bad thing it means you've got healthy bees and a good queen...good genetics.

Won't be long now.

[Ricky Spanish]

Bees and waterfowl mesh well.
One season ends just as the other begins.
Both hobbies, yeah they're hobbies, admit it...
Both are anecdotal without a lot of hard science and with a shit ton of advertising gimmicks to weigh you down.
Lying beekeepers?

I know a couple sweet little old ladies that lie like hell about how healthy their babies are.

[OGblackcloud]

More to it than I thought , interesting for sure . Don't see many bee's around my place but have a lot of wasps and I hate them

[Ricky Spanish]

It has been too cold for bees.
Below 55 and they stay inside.
Depending on what plant they make nectar only in certain temperature range.
They're flying now.
Not much blooming tho.

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By July I'll pull some honey.
This went out this morning.
12 bears.
The staff at the cancer center wants some.

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Text me and I'll send you pics of a dick
I mean duck. lol

[Ricky Spanish]

Someone asked for an ass tuned croaker?
Some lyin assed duck hunter probably.

[Ricky Spanish]

Meade?
I made some and didn't know it.
Black raspberries honey and champagne yeast.
Not that bad. It's called melomel if you use fruit.

I get people asking about honey for Meade.
I suggest go online and get orange blossom honey or something like that. Mine is varietal and you never know what the bees decide is best.
You get what you get.
It's what city bees do.

[Ricky Spanish]

Looked out the back door and saw this big assed bird.

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[Ricky Spanish]

More to it than I thought , interesting for sure . Don't see many bee's around my place but have a lot of wasps and I hate them

This is easy to use, satisfying as hell, and kills wasps and hornets.
Sprays a stream like 20 feet.
I had fun killing every wasp nest I could find.

They were...In my mailbox, soffit, and eaves.
Kill them.
Wasps suck.
They can repeat sting you over and over again.
Kill wasps.
Kill....
Kill....

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[Ricky Spanish]

Was cleaning the garage.
Found this so I flipped it open and ...
I must've written this in 2019.

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THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

[Jimmy]

blog

[uncle Jed]

blog

nobody would care, same as here

[OGblackcloud]

Told ya AB

[Ricky Spanish]

Told ya AB

Yep. Yapping. The next couple days look good for looking in bee hives.
This spring is late.

[uncle Jed]

Told ya AB

That nobody likes him? you would be right for once

[Ricky Spanish]

Yap yap yap.

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[uncle Jed]

Yap yap yap.

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go away as you said you would....are you to weak? I think you are

[Ricky Spanish]

More yapping.
You're on ignore remember genius?
Try using all caps

[uncle Jed]

More yapping.
You're on ignore remember genius?
Try using all caps

you're not mentally strong enough to ignore anybody, as you've proven, over and over

[Ricky Spanish]

You're "the most ignored" person posting in this thread.

Make a thread about it.

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[OGblackcloud]

Who you talking to AB

[uncle Jed]

You're "the most ignored" person posting in this thread.

Make a thread about it.

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lmfao...then log out to look....we all know you have no mental strength....slug slime...oooppps, and there's ohh gee again lol leaving a trail

[Ricky Spanish]

Who you talking to AB

Not quite sure.
It's a Stalker.
The way ignore works us you still see that the ignored one posts.
Looking at it is optional.
I just assume it's negative and flip em the bird.
Put up a silly childish meme or video.
Whatever.

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[uncle Jed]

Everybody knows your estrogen levels are to high to stop you

[Ricky Spanish]

People want serious intellectual content concerning booze and hookers. When you get done measuring your dicks could we move on to the booze and hookers?

[Ricky Spanish]

I still have honey from last year.
Am just down to where I'm using honey I extracted in August and September and it's not quite the same.
I get all on pins and needles worried about it when so and so orders 5 gallons.
They call back and say the like it even better?
I stress out on it but that's beyond my control.
Bees gather different nectar in fall and late summer than spring and some people prefer it.
Most beekeepers just mix or blend it all together but I label buckets by date, moisture content, and color grade.
I try and keep it "spring honey" as long as possible and it's at the end or very close.