by Eric Haynes » Wed Apr 16, 2014 12:23 pm
FlintRiverFowler wrote:R. Chapman wrote:aunt betty wrote:Barbequed bacon for lunch. Mmmm
Both crispy and chewy at the same time.
Looks awful but it tasty like meat candy.
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Damn it Betty, right before my lunch and I see this piece of goodness. Now I want that bad, fuck my turkey sandwich.
Don't worry. Nowhere near as good as it sounds. Betty's got the taste buds of a dead person.
Truth. BBQ bacon is garbage.
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