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What do people look at waterfowlers as? And what makes them different than a upland hunter?

Loaded question. It's the same difference between deer hunting and squirrel hunting.

Waterfowlers are, crazy people covered in mud, willing to spend thousands of dollars in order to walk miles, with 60 pounds of decoys on their backs, in a stanky azz marsh, filled with snakes and alligators, on few hours of sleep, all to kill a few ducks, probably spoon bills, that barely have any meat on them.

Nebgundog wrote: What do people look at waterfowlers as?

Gods among men.

Nebgundog wrote: And what makes them different than a upland hunter?

The fact that I can walk on water of course. A waterfowler is the standard by which other scatter gun hunters are judged.

There's only two kinds of people in this world.

Those that love to hunt ducks.
and
Those that have never hunted ducks.

And the ones that walk line of wood duck boxes with baseball bats and shotguns shootin them like skeet. Hit the box ducks fly out its a garranted hunt

Ajverret wrote:And the ones that walk line of wood duck boxes with baseball bats and shotguns shootin them like skeet. Hit the box ducks fly out its a garranted hunt

Must be the coonass version of jumpshooting.

3legged_lab wrote:

Ajverret wrote:And the ones that walk line of wood duck boxes with baseball bats and shotguns shootin them like skeet. Hit the box ducks fly out its a garranted hunt

Must be the coonass version of jumpshooting.

U can always sneak up on them and throw a net over it and catch um live. To each his own

Ajverret wrote:

3legged_lab wrote:

Ajverret wrote:And the ones that walk line of wood duck boxes with baseball bats and shotguns shootin them like skeet. Hit the box ducks fly out its a garranted hunt

Must be the coonass version of jumpshooting.

U can always sneak up on them and throw a net over it and catch um live. To each his own

I'm just jealous that we dont have wood ducks around here. Well we have a few, but I only see them before or after season.

Build it and they will come, boxes that is. That's how we hunt them we find the boxes and set up in there path to them. We have boxes on the side of the levee so we set up on the other side in a canals where they feed on there way to nest, it's a simple strategy ad it works

The few that we have leave very early. I've seen them in some of my spots, but only in the summer.

DeadEye_Dan wrote:There's only two kinds of people in this world.

Those that love to hunt ducks.
and
Those that have never hunted ducks.

very well said Dan. I'm gonna steal your line to use at work amongst our deer hunters

Its all fun and games til the gays start using that logic.

I would still rather deer hunt, simply because the much greater return on investment appeals to my cheap side. I can spend $1 for $350 worth of meat, or I can spend $11 for $5 worth of meat. Oooof.

3legged_lab wrote:Its all fun and games til the gays start using that logic.

3legged_lab wrote:Its all fun and games til the gays start using that logic.

They're those that love it in the butt
And
Those that have never had it in the butt

In all honesty, it kind of goes like this:

Waterfowlers are assholes

Upland hunters are stuck up yuppies

Deer hunters are lazy mofos who just want to drink with the guys for a weekend

Turkey hunters are weird, socially awkward folk


And I can't think of other things to hunt for their stereotype


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assateague wrote:I would still rather deer hunt, simply because the much greater return on investment appeals to my cheap side. I can spend $1 for $350 worth of meat, or I can spend $11 for $5 worth of meat. Oooof.

That only worls in certain states. Most deer you are going to get here is 4. Typically only 3 because you will only get a doe tag once every three years.

For me, I get 2-5 lbs of meat for every goose, and a lot of the people we bring do not eat them, along with ducks, just not as much meat. Usually each end up with a few hundred pounds total. Sure it doesnt equal 25-30 deer, but its way more than four.

I should have added.

For me, I just don't get that feeling inside when I shoot a deer anymore. I still get it every duck or goose I shoot though. Thats the difference to me.

God created the upland bird species so that we all might be more profishiont at killing ducks by duck season. It's in the bible check it out!

Bootlipkiller wrote:God created the upland bird species so that we all might be more profishiont at kill ducks by duck season. It's in the bible check it out!

I seen that

Goldfish wrote:In all honesty, it kind of goes like this:

Waterfowlers are assholes

Upland hunters are stuck up yuppies

Deer hunters are lazy mofos who just want to drink with the guys for a weekend

Turkey hunters are weird, socially awkward folk


And I can't think of other things to hunt for their stereotype


sent from a phancy fone

The worst are the die hard squirrel hunters they can be a creepy bunch of ppl.

Ajverret wrote:

3legged_lab wrote:Its all fun and games til the gays start using that logic.

They're those that love it in the butt
And
Those that have never had it in the butt

Actually, when it comes to Cali, there are those that do and, those that do and say they don't.

For some reason or another it seems like every hog hunter I've ever met that runs dogs has done time in jail.

QH's Paw wrote:

Ajverret wrote:

3legged_lab wrote:Its all fun and games til the gays start using that logic.

They're those that love it in the butt
And
Those that have never had it in the butt

Actually, when it comes to Cali, there are those that do and, those that do and say they don't.

Bahahahaha!!!! Look at that another California gay joke. Your originality knows no bounds.

Bootlipkiller wrote:God created the upland bird species so that we all might be more profishiont at killing ducks by duck season. It's in the bible check it out!

Your auto correct is broken.

3legged_lab wrote:

Bootlipkiller wrote:God created the upland bird species so that we all might be more profishiont at killing ducks by duck season. It's in the bible check it out!

Your auto correct is broken.

Nah, someone just needs a word-a-day calendar.

Dude can I get my word of the day?

Bootlipkiller wrote:Dude can I get my word of the day?

antidisestablishmentarianism

capt1972 wrote:

Bootlipkiller wrote:Dude can I get my word of the day?

antidisestablishmentarianism

Can you use that in a sentence?

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