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Re: Latest Purchase Thread

Postby Mornin Beef » Wed Apr 16, 2014 6:22 pm

bill herian wrote:Super cheap from a guy on craigslist. It's from the west coast so you know its good.

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Re: Latest Purchase Thread

Postby 3legged_lab » Wed Apr 16, 2014 6:24 pm

huntall6 wrote:It's mainly the hot thing. I still grow a beard from oct to feb/march. Although, I have to admit, after shave sex is usually pretty stellar....

My wife says when I shave she feels like she's cheating on me because I look like someone else. Maybe you should grow - cut, repeat.
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Re: Latest Purchase Thread

Postby assateague » Wed Apr 16, 2014 6:24 pm

Self-draining dildo.
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Re: Latest Purchase Thread

Postby Mornin Beef » Wed Apr 16, 2014 6:35 pm

assateague wrote:Self-draining dildo.

oh my god!!!!!!
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Re: Latest Purchase Thread

Postby 3legged_lab » Wed Apr 16, 2014 7:13 pm

assateague wrote:Self-draining dildo.

I'll snag it for you if ya want.
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Re: Latest Purchase Thread

Postby Flightstopper » Wed Apr 16, 2014 7:25 pm

huntall6 wrote:It's mainly the hot thing. I still grow a beard from oct to feb/march. Although, I have to admit, after shave sex is usually pretty stellar....


Too hot?? You live up north how can it get too hot for a beard?
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Re: Latest Purchase Thread

Postby aunt betty » Wed Apr 16, 2014 7:29 pm

Flightstopper wrote:
huntall6 wrote:It's mainly the hot thing. I still grow a beard from oct to feb/march. Although, I have to admit, after shave sex is usually pretty stellar....


Too hot?? You live up north how can it get too hot for a beard?

It does. 95 degrees with 95% humidity in July.
The corn makes its own humidity. Its miserable until August.
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: Latest Purchase Thread

Postby huntall6 » Wed Apr 16, 2014 7:31 pm

Flightstopper wrote:
huntall6 wrote:It's mainly the hot thing. I still grow a beard from oct to feb/march. Although, I have to admit, after shave sex is usually pretty stellar....


Too hot?? You live up north how can it get too hot for a beard?


There is a reason I live up nort: I HATE hot weather.
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Re: Latest Purchase Thread

Postby assateague » Wed Apr 16, 2014 7:40 pm

I found the summer time beard acts like a screen porch for my chin. Shade and cool breezes, and was never hot.
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Re: Latest Purchase Thread

Postby Redbeard » Wed Apr 16, 2014 8:02 pm

huntall6 wrote:
Flightstopper wrote:
huntall6 wrote:It's mainly the hot thing. I still grow a beard from oct to feb/march. Although, I have to admit, after shave sex is usually pretty stellar....


Too hot?? You live up north how can it get too hot for a beard?


There is a reason I live up nort: I HATE hot weather.
thats why I moved to the coast
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Re: Latest Purchase Thread

Postby Redbeard » Wed Apr 16, 2014 8:02 pm

assateague wrote:I found the summer time beard acts like a screen porch for my chin. Shade and cool breezes, and was never hot.
i wish I could grow a beard
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Re: Latest Purchase Thread

Postby Flightstopper » Wed Apr 16, 2014 8:03 pm

aunt betty wrote:
Flightstopper wrote:
huntall6 wrote:It's mainly the hot thing. I still grow a beard from oct to feb/march. Although, I have to admit, after shave sex is usually pretty stellar....


Too hot?? You live up north how can it get too hot for a beard?

It does. 95 degrees with 95% humidity in July.
The corn makes its own humidity. Its miserable until August.


Ha that it? Come on down here for a bit.
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Re: Latest Purchase Thread

Postby (MT)Montanafowler » Wed Apr 16, 2014 8:09 pm

huntall6 wrote:It's mainly the hot thing. I still grow a beard from oct to feb/march. Although, I have to admit, after shave sex is usually pretty stellar....


I'm growing one this summer while I'm backpacking, not hauling shaving equipment with me in the desert.
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Re: Latest Purchase Thread

Postby FlintRiverFowler » Wed Apr 16, 2014 8:24 pm

Redbeard wrote:
huntall6 wrote:
Flightstopper wrote:
huntall6 wrote:It's mainly the hot thing. I still grow a beard from oct to feb/march. Although, I have to admit, after shave sex is usually pretty stellar....


Too hot?? You live up north how can it get too hot for a beard?


There is a reason I live up nort: I HATE hot weather.
thats why I moved to the coast

That doesn't work here. It's hotter down in coastal Ga. Gotta move up to the mountains for cooler weather but that area is not for me. Hillbilly central up there.
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Re: Latest Purchase Thread

Postby 3legged_lab » Wed Apr 16, 2014 8:36 pm

assateague wrote:I found the summer time beard acts like a screen porch for my chin. Shade and cool breezes, and was never hot.

Makes the sweat work like a swamp cooler.
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Re: Latest Purchase Thread

Postby bill herian » Wed Apr 16, 2014 8:46 pm

Redbeard wrote:
assateague wrote:I found the summer time beard acts like a screen porch for my chin. Shade and cool breezes, and was never hot.
i wish I could grow a beard


Just be happy you don't have 4 chins to hide.
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Re: Latest Purchase Thread

Postby assateague » Wed Apr 16, 2014 10:19 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
assateague wrote:I found the summer time beard acts like a screen porch for my chin. Shade and cool breezes, and was never hot.

Makes the sweat work like a swamp cooler.



Precisely.
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Re: Latest Purchase Thread

Postby assateague » Wed Apr 16, 2014 10:19 pm

(MT)Montanafowler wrote:
huntall6 wrote:It's mainly the hot thing. I still grow a beard from oct to feb/march. Although, I have to admit, after shave sex is usually pretty stellar....


I'm growing one this summer while I'm backpacking, not hauling shaving equipment with me in the desert.



Because a 4 pack of disposable razors weighs so much?
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Re: Latest Purchase Thread

Postby jarbo03 » Wed Apr 16, 2014 10:21 pm

Redbeard wrote:
assateague wrote:I found the summer time beard acts like a screen porch for my chin. Shade and cool breezes, and was never hot.
i wish I could grow a beard



I wish mine was still black.
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Re: Latest Purchase Thread

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Wed Apr 16, 2014 11:11 pm

(MT)Montanafowler wrote:
huntall6 wrote:It's mainly the hot thing. I still grow a beard from oct to feb/march. Although, I have to admit, after shave sex is usually pretty stellar....


I'm growing one this summer while I'm backpacking, not hauling shaving equipment with me in the desert.


Where have you been? When does the job begin?
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Re: Latest Purchase Thread

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Wed Apr 16, 2014 11:13 pm

I've been clean shaven once in the last 13 years. My current beard has been with me for 5 months. We'll see what the summer brings.
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Re: Latest Purchase Thread

Postby BrewGUN » Thu Apr 17, 2014 5:05 am

Feelin' Fowl wrote:I've been clean shaven once in the last 13 years. My current beard has been with me for 5 months. We'll see what the summer brings.

Im going no trim/shave starting May 17 (buddies wedding im in :( ), I had a nice 8 month grow going on before i shaved for St Baldricks, the wedding is going to mess up my year of no shave though :cry:
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Re: Latest Purchase Thread

Postby aunt betty » Thu Apr 17, 2014 6:36 am

FlintRiverFowler wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
huntall6 wrote:
Flightstopper wrote:
huntall6 wrote:It's mainly the hot thing. I still grow a beard from oct to feb/march. Although, I have to admit, after shave sex is usually pretty stellar....


Too hot?? You live up north how can it get too hot for a beard?


There is a reason I live up nort: I HATE hot weather.
thats why I moved to the coast

That doesn't work here. It's hotter down in coastal Ga. Gotta move up to the mountains for cooler weather but that area is not for me. Hillbilly central up there.
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Re: Latest Purchase Thread

Postby BrewGUN » Thu Apr 17, 2014 7:45 am

Two king size packs of Reeses eggs, my 'betes are flaring up!
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Re: Latest Purchase Thread

Postby WTN10 » Thu Apr 17, 2014 7:46 am

BrewGUN wrote:Two king size packs of Reeses eggs, my 'betes are flaring up!


Hell. Yes.
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Re: Latest Purchase Thread

Postby Woody » Thu Apr 17, 2014 7:47 am

BrewGUN wrote:Two king size packs of Reeses eggs, my 'betes are flaring up!


Best candy EVER!
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Re: Latest Purchase Thread

Postby BrewGUN » Thu Apr 17, 2014 7:49 am

Woody wrote:
BrewGUN wrote:Two king size packs of Reeses eggs, my 'betes are flaring up!


Best candy EVER!

I have one of the giant eggs in my freezer at home, the wife buys me one every year, even though shes allergic to peanuts
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Re: Latest Purchase Thread

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Thu Apr 17, 2014 7:49 am

Don't fall for the Reese's bar. The pb:choc ratio is FUBAR.
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Re: Latest Purchase Thread

Postby Woody » Thu Apr 17, 2014 7:51 am

BrewGUN wrote:
Woody wrote:
BrewGUN wrote:Two king size packs of Reeses eggs, my 'betes are flaring up!


Best candy EVER!

I have one of the giant eggs in my freezer at home, the wife buys me one every year, even though shes allergic to peanuts


I think that means she doesn't want to kiss you.
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Re: Latest Purchase Thread

Postby WTN10 » Thu Apr 17, 2014 7:53 am

The giant Reese's cups are a rip off too. Too much chocolate.
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