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[assateague]

Not sure why I just slipped into Nigerian spammer dialect there for a moment. Apparently I forgot how to use pronouns.

[aunt betty]

Facts are relative.


But honestly don't care for brisket at all. Much prefer pork.

By the law of 50/50...either we give a fuck about what Jim likes, or not.
50/50

[Rick]

It's hard to find brisket here that hasn't been messed up at the butcher shop...damn people around here just want to make corned beef with it...

Because that's the only good use for a brisket.

That may well be the dumbest thing I've seen you post. A well cooked brisket is heaven on earth.

[R. Chapman]

Is this "nuts and ass" smell a byproduct of gay sex?

well you're the resident expert on that, so you tell me

Dat's racist!

That was even more racist!

Whats this?

I give up!

[assateague]

It's hard to find brisket here that hasn't been messed up at the butcher shop...damn people around here just want to make corned beef with it...

Because that's the only good use for a brisket.

That may well be the dumbest thing I've seen you post. A well cooked brisket is heaven on earth.

Maybe. I just don't like smoked beef. I like pork far, far better when it comes to that sort of cooking.

[FlintRiverFowler]

It's hard to find brisket here that hasn't been messed up at the butcher shop...damn people around here just want to make corned beef with it...

Because that's the only good use for a brisket.

That may well be the dumbest thing I've seen you post. A well cooked brisket is heaven on earth.

Maybe. I just don't like smoked beef. I like pork far, far better when it comes to that sort of cooking.

I've done too much pork lately. Plus it clogs me up something awful.
My grandmother is from Texas so I decided to do the family a smoked brisket for Easter weekend.
Gotta go now and pick my uds up from my shop. Idk why the fuck I didn't grab it this morning.

[Rick]

It's hard to find brisket here that hasn't been messed up at the butcher shop...damn people around here just want to make corned beef with it...

Because that's the only good use for a brisket.

That may well be the dumbest thing I've seen you post. A well cooked brisket is heaven on earth.

Maybe. I just don't like smoked beef.

Don't have to smoke brisket, just cook it low and slow and let all that fat make it sweet, sweet, sweet.

[Redbeard]

I found the summer time beard acts like a screen porch for my chin. Shade and cool breezes, and was never hot.

i wish I could grow a beard

Just be happy you don't have 4 chins to hide.

point taken

[DeadEye_Dan]

I hate winter.

I hate swimming pools.

I really hate swimming pools after winter.

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Hayward S310 High flow sand filter, because the one that was working perfectly last fall has a gigantic crack in the side, assuming from the cold.

[assateague]

I have a welder, if that'd help.

[3legged_lab]

I hate winter.

I hate swimming pools.

I really hate swimming pools after winter.

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Hayward S310 High flow sand filter, because the one that was working perfectly last fall has a gigantic crack in the side, assuming from the cold.

Thought that was one of those Big Brown Egg meat smokers.

[aunt betty]

Jehler sent me video of his new smoker. Green egg knockoff. Says he can control temps from 200-600 degrees and hold. He was baking a pizza on a rock in it.
Bad ass.

[FlintRiverFowler]

Jehler sent me video of his new smoker. Green egg knockoff. Says he can control temps from 200-600 degrees and hold. He was baking a pizza on a rock in it.
Bad ass.

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Jehlers new smoker can suck my UDS's cock.

[aunt betty]

Jehler sent me video of his new smoker. Green egg knockoff. Says he can control temps from 200-600 degrees and hold. He was baking a pizza on a rock in it.
Bad ass.

ImageUploadedByTapatalk1397855955.017315.jpg

Jehlers new smoker can suck my UDS's cock.

[aunt betty]

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[DeadEye_Dan]

I have a welder, if that'd help.

If I wasn't selling this place in a month, I'd pull it out and JB weld the piss out of it, just to see if I could get it to hold water.


But, damn - if I gotta drag it out of the corner I'm not going to risk a halfassed patch job and have to do it again.

[Eric Haynes]

Jehler sent me video of his new smoker. Green egg knockoff. Says he can control temps from 200-600 degrees and hold. He was baking a pizza on a rock in it.
Bad ass.

ImageUploadedByTapatalk1397855955.017315.jpg

Jehlers new smoker can suck my UDS's cock.

Black and ugly. That's the dick Betty likes

[aunt betty]

Jehler sent me video of his new smoker. Green egg knockoff. Says he can control temps from 200-600 degrees and hold. He was baking a pizza on a rock in it.
Bad ass.

ImageUploadedByTapatalk1397855955.017315.jpg

Jehlers new smoker can suck my UDS's cock.

Black and ugly. That's the dick Betty likes

Whatever you say stumpy.

[R. Chapman]

Only 2 pounds of H4831 in town. $45.

[hudson]

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[aunt betty]

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Cajun beer...spicy.

[hudson]

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Cajun beer...spicy.

hahaha might be

[jarbo03]

I hate winter.

I hate swimming pools.

I really hate swimming pools after winter.

ImageUploadedByTapatalk1397848093.566066.jpg

Hayward S310 High flow sand filter, because the one that was working perfectly last fall has a gigantic crack in the side, assuming from the cold.

Will that also filter sand from maple syrup?

[aunt betty]

I hate winter.

I hate swimming pools.

I really hate swimming pools after winter.

ImageUploadedByTapatalk1397848093.566066.jpg

Hayward S310 High flow sand filter, because the one that was working perfectly last fall has a gigantic crack in the side, assuming from the cold.

Will that also filter sand from maple syrup?

I'd leave the sand in so that the syrup would crystallize.
That'd be cool to spread on hehehe....stuff.

[Eric Haynes]

I hate winter.

I hate swimming pools.

I really hate swimming pools after winter.

ImageUploadedByTapatalk1397848093.566066.jpg

Hayward S310 High flow sand filter, because the one that was working perfectly last fall has a gigantic crack in the side, assuming from the cold.

Will that also filter sand from maple syrup?

I'd leave the sand in so that the syrup would crystallize.
That'd be cool to spread on hehehe....stuff.

Unfortunately it forms giant sugar crystals that are unspreadable. Tried it lol. Best bet would be to cook to 230ish and let it get pastey

[R. Chapman]

100 Berger 115 Hunting VLDs for a .257".

[3legged_lab]

Oh yeah? The power bill, insurance, mortgage and the wife is out picking up a quarter ton of groceries.

[3geese4me]

Oh yeah? The power bill, insurance, mortgage and the wife is out picking up a quarter ton of groceries.

All my bills are due on the first of the month. Thank god my wife makes way more money than me or else my paycheck would diminish by the second day of the month.

[sws002]

Thank god my wife makes way more money than me or else my paycheck would diminish by the second day of the month.

Right?!

[aunt betty]

I hate winter.

I hate swimming pools.

I really hate swimming pools after winter.

ImageUploadedByTapatalk1397848093.566066.jpg

Hayward S310 High flow sand filter, because the one that was working perfectly last fall has a gigantic crack in the side, assuming from the cold.

Will that also filter sand from maple syrup?

I'd leave the sand in so that the syrup would crystallize.
That'd be cool to spread on hehehe....stuff.

Unfortunately it forms giant sugar crystals that are unspreadable. Tried it lol. Best bet would be to cook to 230ish and let it get pastey

Oh. We do the same with old honey.