TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Willie » Sun May 03, 2015 7:24 pm

NuffDaddy wrote:
Tiler_J wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:
duckdozer wrote:Damn nig you been stalking me, that's weird. Maybe you should seek professional help about that.

Which guy were you here before you got butthurt?

He's the same as before.

Please lay off the "butthurt" comments. It's not really helping.

It wasn't aimed at everyone that left. I have no problem with you or most of the guys that used to hand around here. It's the ones that can't let stuff go and keep coming back here just to try and stir shit up.

It's 'cause they're butthurt.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Willie » Sun May 03, 2015 7:26 pm

duckdozer wrote:Not sure if you guys can read or not but I never left or really joined. I don't give 2 wet farts about what the the others left for, in fact they are a bunch of a$sholes and I don't even like them anyways. Especially the tiler and red beard. Those cali f@gs are d!cks.

Please put your rant in haiku form.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Mon May 04, 2015 5:51 am

No one really likes
A smart ass on Internet
Don't worry be happy
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Mon May 04, 2015 5:55 am

Over the dam we sneak!
Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom!
A pile of white geese.

Started in the arctic,
Travel many miles to winter in Texas
Only to die in Kansas
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Thu Jun 11, 2015 6:21 am

10,000 views, love haiku

All numbers rhyme, all is well

just beautiful
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby SpinnerMan » Thu Jun 11, 2015 6:58 am

Tomkat wrote:10,000 views, love haiku

They thought it was Hentai.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Sun Aug 23, 2015 10:06 am

Slow posting for WFF
Duck season is approaching!
More posts soon
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby capt1972 » Sun Aug 23, 2015 9:38 pm

SpinnerMan wrote:
Tomkat wrote:10,000 views, love haiku

They thought it was Hentai.

Bwwwhahahaahaha
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Mon Aug 24, 2015 6:00 am

Capt1972, on his knees
he gobbles, bobs, and chokes
Then gets usual $2.00
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Olly » Mon Aug 24, 2015 6:24 am

5
7
5

Tomkat!
“If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen.” ― Samuel Adams
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby The Duck Hammer » Mon Aug 24, 2015 10:32 am

Rules are for suckers
Restrict creative vibes
Haiku on
“When you're at the end of your rope, tie a knot and hold on” - Theodore Roosevelt

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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Ajverret » Mon Aug 24, 2015 9:37 pm

this topic confuses
the shit
out of me
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby WisconsinWaterfowler » Mon Aug 24, 2015 10:27 pm

This thread got me banned
I have a great idea guys!
I'll post it again
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Bad17 » Mon Aug 24, 2015 10:36 pm

I really don't know
Why this thread is addictive
But I have to watch
If it flies it dies. If it lands... It dies too.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby The Duck Hammer » Mon Aug 24, 2015 11:32 pm

It's like a train wreck
In slow motion
Gotta watch
“When you're at the end of your rope, tie a knot and hold on” - Theodore Roosevelt

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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Tue Aug 25, 2015 6:21 am

WE all like the idea,
poetry in motion,
pole dancers at night
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Ajverret » Wed Aug 26, 2015 12:19 am

seen a guy
with two
fully functioning cocks
on reddit
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Wed Aug 26, 2015 6:44 am

Elvis was the king,
No rap, no more tractor rap!
give me that rock a billy
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby WisconsinWaterfowler » Sun Aug 30, 2015 4:40 pm

Ajverret wrote:seen a guy
with two
fully functioning cocks
on reddit

Yep
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Tue Sep 01, 2015 5:38 am

Sunlight fading early
Fall approaches, season changes
Piles of dead birds soon
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tiler_J » Sat Sep 12, 2015 9:27 pm

Hi TK my pal
You are back to the haikus
Maybe you missed me?
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Thu Sep 17, 2015 6:35 am

Joel Gandy, tileman
Your house picture on Zillow was
smaller than expected.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tiler_J » Thu Sep 17, 2015 11:29 pm

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Stalker!
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tiler_J » Fri Sep 18, 2015 12:38 am

This may not be in a Haiku form, but needs to be said.

Tom, you are a creepy fucker! First you try to get my phone number from another member so you can call and ? What? What was the point of that? Now you have my name and are looking up info about me?? You are a class act! I always assumed even though you have no sense of humor and relate poorly with others, that deep down you were an ok guy. It appears I was wrong.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Fri Sep 18, 2015 6:21 am

Joel Gandy, you are invited
to come to Kansas and jump snows
You can stay at my place
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tiler_J » Fri Sep 18, 2015 9:02 am

End up in a hole
"PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN"
I think I will pass.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby gock5 » Fri Sep 18, 2015 2:59 pm

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:


Oh is this going to be fun or what????
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Fri Sep 18, 2015 5:19 pm

gock5 wrote::popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:


Oh is this going to be fun or what????


Shove your popcorn up your ass, there's nothing to see here.

Open invite Joel. You like the pictures so much I offer you a chance to be in some.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby gock5 » Sat Sep 19, 2015 12:12 pm

:lol:
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Fri Nov 13, 2015 7:50 am

Duck season is finally here,
Early morning meetings, laughter, work
But no ducks to shoot
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