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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby gila-river » Mon Apr 07, 2014 7:31 pm

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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Mon Apr 07, 2014 8:25 pm

Juice loves haiku
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Thu Apr 24, 2014 11:25 am

AT the rat killa,
Rat very smart, wants to live
Dead chicken 4 boom boom
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby aunt betty » Thu Apr 24, 2014 12:28 pm

Thread that should be dead

The prohibition sailboat

Haikus never die








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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Thu Apr 24, 2014 1:16 pm

Acorn a bad man
Got clap in the service
Cooked his brain
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby 3geese4me » Thu Apr 24, 2014 1:22 pm

Tomkat wrote:Acorn a bad man
Got clap in the service
Cooked his brain

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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Bufflehead » Thu Apr 24, 2014 7:40 pm

aunt betty wrote:Thread that should be dead

The prohibition sailboat

Haikus never die








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The boat in that picture looks like a death trap. Someone needs to warn the captain.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Fri Apr 25, 2014 9:01 am

Island boy be calm
KS waters not the Atlantic
Pick calm days.

Please smoke a rope
Calm your nerves, feel good
I wear life vest
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby aunt betty » Fri Apr 25, 2014 9:37 am

There is a tree
That blocks the way
You'll never get into the hole
No fucking way
No fucking way
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Eric Haynes » Fri Apr 25, 2014 12:01 pm

aunt betty wrote:There is a tree
That blocks the way
You'll never get into the hole
No fucking way
No fucking way


Now, to me, this reads like you were trying to bang a chick but another guy was already in her...
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby aunt betty » Fri Apr 25, 2014 1:07 pm

Eric Haynes wrote:
aunt betty wrote:There is a tree
That blocks the way
You'll never get into the hole
No fucking way
No fucking way


Now, to me, this reads like you were trying to bang a chick but another guy was already in her...

Low laying limb
The sluts in fucking way
Bang on it all day
And you still can't
Get a Sailboat Fucking In

Peace :)
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Fri Apr 25, 2014 1:44 pm

Acorn no hunt Kansas,
No trees, no problems here
Sail fit fine
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby aunt betty » Fri Apr 25, 2014 1:44 pm

Tomkat wrote:Acorn no hunt Kansas,
No trees, no problems here
Sail fit fine


And your little dog too
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Wed May 07, 2014 6:40 am

Snitches are bitches
Whisper like little bitches
Quote that dick suckers
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby assateague » Wed May 07, 2014 7:53 am

Hooooollyyyyyyyy Shit. It's correct.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Wed May 07, 2014 9:30 am

In several ways.
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TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby assateague » Wed May 07, 2014 9:36 am

:lol:
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby waterfowlman » Wed May 07, 2014 11:28 am

assateague wrote:Hooooollyyyyyyyy Shit. It's correct.


FINALLY !! :lol: :lol:
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tiler_J » Sat May 10, 2014 12:44 am

Adios my friend,
I heard you were banned again.
Good luck with the boat.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby AKPirate » Sat May 10, 2014 2:01 am

Tiler_J wrote:Adios my friend,
I heard you were banned again.
Good luck with the boat.


We found the loving motherfucking leak :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Bootlipkiller » Sat May 10, 2014 2:21 am

AKPirate wrote:
Tiler_J wrote:Adios my friend,
I heard you were banned again.
Good luck with the boat.


We found the loving motherfucking leak :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby AKPirate » Sat May 10, 2014 2:25 am

Bootlipkiller wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
Tiler_J wrote:Adios my friend,
I heard you were banned again.
Good luck with the boat.


We found the loving motherfucking leak :lol: :lol: :lol:

The Mole!


Tiller you fucking TK lover :lol:
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Eric Haynes » Sat May 10, 2014 9:17 am

Can someone send me a link to the thread that got him banned? Also someone PM me his number to stay in touch.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby aunt betty » Sat May 10, 2014 9:20 am

Eric Haynes wrote:Can someone send me a link to the thread that got him banned? Also someone PM me his number to stay in touch.

Get on a pc. Check his stats...his blog is listed. Go visit, say hi, pet the dog, give him a little duck call action. :)
Have a nice day.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tiler_J » Sat May 10, 2014 10:16 am

AKPirate wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
Tiler_J wrote:Adios my friend,
I heard you were banned again.
Good luck with the boat.


We found the loving motherfucking leak :lol: :lol: :lol:

The Mole!


Tiller you fucking TK lover :lol:

What did I do??
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tiler_J » Sat May 10, 2014 10:20 am

Louisiana
My liver really hates you
Fuck you Huricanes!
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Sat May 10, 2014 10:22 am

Tiler_J wrote:Louisiana
My liver really hates you
Fuck you Huricanes!
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Delicious red drink
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To stay on topic
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tiler_J » Sat May 10, 2014 10:34 am

Feelin' Fowl wrote:
Tiler_J wrote:Louisiana
My liver really hates you
Fuck you Huricanes!
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Delicious red drink
I have to make a haiku
To stay on topic

Hurricane fix-in -
Booze, booze, booze, booze, booze, booze, booze,
booze, booze, booze, ice, red.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Olly » Sat May 10, 2014 10:46 am

Tiler_J wrote:Louisiana
My liver really hates you
Fuck you Huricanes!
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worst night of my life
hurricanes to blame woe me
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Redbeard » Mon May 12, 2014 7:33 am

Work I come to thee

There is no motivation

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