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TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters
Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters
by Tomkat » Mon Dec 08, 2014 11:57 am
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters
by Rick » Mon Dec 08, 2014 12:42 pm
Not even a quiet, "Dammit."?
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters
by The Duck Hammer » Mon Dec 08, 2014 1:57 pm
TomKat is back
Haiku thread reborn
Nice entrance
Haiku thread reborn
Nice entrance
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters
by Tomkat » Mon Dec 08, 2014 10:59 pm
Assateague gone,
No Jehler, or QH Paw?
Much has changed.
No Jehler, or QH Paw?
Much has changed.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters
by Olly » Tue Dec 09, 2014 7:01 am
Saddly left they did
Needlessly too mad they got
WFF move on
Needlessly too mad they got
WFF move on
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters
by Tomkat » Tue Dec 09, 2014 7:24 am
Haiku in the mornings
A better way to live my life
Brandy in the pond
A better way to live my life
Brandy in the pond
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters
by Tomkat » Wed Dec 10, 2014 7:47 am
She likes to party!
Most popular girl in da hood
You pay for all of this
Most popular girl in da hood
You pay for all of this
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters
by Tomkat » Mon Mar 30, 2015 6:07 am
They yelp today,
Hens in the woods, looking-
Ton turkey die!
Hens in the woods, looking-
Ton turkey die!
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters
by duckdozer » Tue Apr 28, 2015 8:10 pm
Olly is a F@ggot
Coast Guard isn't military
W F F is dead
Coast Guard isn't military
W F F is dead
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters
by FlintRiverFowler » Tue Apr 28, 2015 8:17 pm
duckdozer wrote:Olly is a F@ggot
Coast Guard isn't military
W F F is dead
This is exciting.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters
by NuffDaddy » Tue Apr 28, 2015 8:47 pm
Who the hell is duckdozer
Kansas is gay
What the hell is a haiku
Kansas is gay
What the hell is a haiku
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters
by The Duck Hammer » Tue Apr 28, 2015 9:07 pm
NuffDaddy wrote:Who the hell is duckdozer
Kansas is gay
What the hell is a haiku
Japanese poetry
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters
by NuffDaddy » Tue Apr 28, 2015 9:08 pm
The Duck Hammer wrote:NuffDaddy wrote:Who the hell is duckdozer
Kansas is gay
What the hell is a haiku
Japanese poetry
I think you're supposed to do 3 lines
Do it right duck hammer
Tomkat gonna be mad at you
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters
by The Duck Hammer » Tue Apr 28, 2015 9:21 pm
NuffDaddy wrote:The Duck Hammer wrote:NuffDaddy wrote:Who the hell is duckdozer
Kansas is gay
What the hell is a haiku
Japanese poetry
I think you're supposed to do 3 lines
Do it right duck hammer
Tomkat gonna be mad at you
Japanese poetry
Who gives a shit
I'm a rebel
4th line to enforce line 3
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters
by NuffDaddy » Tue Apr 28, 2015 9:22 pm
The Duck Hammer wrote:NuffDaddy wrote:The Duck Hammer wrote:NuffDaddy wrote:Who the hell is duckdozer
Kansas is gay
What the hell is a haiku
Japanese poetry
I think you're supposed to do 3 lines
Do it right duck hammer
Tomkat gonna be mad at you
Japanese poetry
Who gives a shit
I'm a rebel
4th line to enforce line 3
Well done!
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters
by Olly » Tue Apr 28, 2015 9:27 pm
Haiku's go like this.
5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables
5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters
by The Duck Hammer » Tue Apr 28, 2015 9:32 pm
Look at Olly
With all his poetic knowledge
Must have went to private school.
With all his poetic knowledge
Must have went to private school.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters
by Olly » Tue Apr 28, 2015 9:34 pm
The Duck Hammer wrote:Look at Olly
With all his poetic knowledge
Must have went to private school.
4
8
7
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters
by The Duck Hammer » Tue Apr 28, 2015 9:41 pm
I
Do not
Give a shit
1
2
3
Do not
Give a shit
1
2
3
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters
by Olly » Tue Apr 28, 2015 9:45 pm
So sad Duck Hammer
All you have to do is count
To five seven five
All you have to do is count
To five seven five
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters
by Goldfish » Tue Apr 28, 2015 9:53 pm
Can be three
Five for the second
Then three 'gain
Five for the second
Then three 'gain
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters
by The Duck Hammer » Tue Apr 28, 2015 9:57 pm
Do not give a damn
Fuck proper haiku format
Poetry police
Fuck proper haiku format
Poetry police
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters
by Olly » Tue Apr 28, 2015 10:04 pm
Goldfish wrote:Can be three
Five for the second
Then three 'gain
This I did not know
Always learning new shit yo
Tomkat's best thread ever
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters
by Olly » Tue Apr 28, 2015 10:04 pm
The Duck Hammer wrote:Do not give a damn
Fuck proper haiku format
Poetry police
Poetry police
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters
by The Duck Hammer » Tue Apr 28, 2015 10:10 pm
Olly wrote:The Duck Hammer wrote:Do not give a damn
Fuck proper haiku format
Poetry police
Poetry police
I'm gonna go loot a beer store due to brutality.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters
by Olly » Tue Apr 28, 2015 10:18 pm
Make sure you only loot Sake.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters
by The Duck Hammer » Tue Apr 28, 2015 10:25 pm
Ok. Wanna keep things peaceful like so I can't be arrested.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters
by Bad17 » Wed Apr 29, 2015 5:44 am
The Duck Hammer wrote:Ok. Wanna keep things peaceful like so I can't be arrested.
If you get shot by a black cop we will protest.
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