TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

[Flightstopper]

Flightstopper Haiku

A nice guy to know
He is from way down in Texas
But he shot a Stoger

FIFY

I'm a "B" guy now

[Woody]

Old pond
frogs jumped in
sound of water.

First stub of the toe
Then gangrene will take its hold
Now Doc on welfare

[assateague]

Humongous timepiece
"Make fun of it you do not"
Says Master Yoda

[ManlyMan]

Humongous timepiece
"Make fun of it you do not"
Says Master Yoda

I chuckled.

[assateague]

"Complex he will have
Self-assured doctor no more"
Malpractice lawsuit.

[ManlyMan]

Old pond
frogs jumped in
sound of water.

First stub of the toe
Then gangrene will take its hold
Now Doc on welfare

The demise and amputation of my favorite toe is not to be made a mockery of!

[waterfowlman]

There once was a man from Nantucket......

[ManlyMan]

"Complex he will have
Self-assured doctor no more"
Malpractice lawsuit.

With that watch I'm cooler than James dean and ice cold.

[assateague]

There once was a man from Nantucket......

Had a watch the size of a bucket...

[ManlyMan]

There once was a man from Nantucket......

Had a watch the size of a bucket...

I'm just gonna get a rolly now so I can't tell y'all to suck it

[Woody]

There once was a man from Nantucket......

Had a watch the size of a bucket...

Claimed it helped him fuckit...

[assateague]

There once was a man from Nantucket......

Had a watch the size of a bucket...

I'm just gonna get a rolly now so I can't tell y'all to suck it

...didn't know how a limerick should work,
We called him a jerk,
His feelings were hurt,
So he yelled at us all, "JUST SUCK IT".

[Tomkat]

lest we degrade into a dick sucking limerick grab ass thread, lets all take a look at the title of this thread.

That's right, HAIKU.

If you are getting bested, you are instructed to write your OWN haiku to defend yourself, not get all butt hurt.

Proud of gaudy ass watch
Girl friend is embarrased to be seen
With a Dr wearing Satelite dish

[ManlyMan]

Alright, alright, I'll - 5
Stop grabassing in your thread - 7
It's restored to glory - 5

[assateague]

Limerick hater
Going to Hispaniola
Come back happier.

[waterfowlman]

Dominican douches
Gonna snag your fat wallet
At Hotel Squalor

[DeadEye_Dan]

I'm not sure what to do with my hands

[ManlyMan]

I'm not sure what to do with my hands

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=QqhkdHlC ... qhkdHlCHLk

[DeadEye_Dan]

Feels like I'm on a space ship.

[assateague]

Then Dan comes along
"No clue" says I. Judy chop
To the banker's neck

[DeadEye_Dan]

Alone in Maryland
Surrounded by Communists
Fucking horse people

[assateague]

Still got it all wrong
Go make a widow homeless
(That was a bit harsh)

[jarbo03]

The tired Dr turns 40
A mortgage, an exwife, and more patients
Obama won't steal his watch

Opening bid is way high
Diamond Joe dont play games that way
Hoped to get some hotwheels

Home alone, neighbor didnt call
Taz smells but is still his friend
Another night with kentucky deluxe

Neighbor friend has not called
I might have to rub one out
Throw load on her door

[Olly]

The tired Dr turns 40
A mortgage, an exwife, and more patients
Obama won't steal his watch

Opening bid is way high
Diamond Joe dont play games that way
Hoped to get some hotwheels

Home alone, neighbor didnt call
Taz smells but is still his friend
Another night with kentucky deluxe

Neighbor friend has not called
I might have to rub one out
Throw load on her door

WFF gold

Sent from my phone.

[DeadEye_Dan]

Eat a large black cock
Japanese poems suck dick
Blame the Robertsons

[Tiler_J]

I saw a pintail
Fired just one shot and it died
I'm not an Assa!

[Bootlipkiller]

I saw a pintail
Fired just one shot and it died
I'm not an Assa!

Ha! I saw this happen.

[jarbo03]

The tired Dr turns 40
A mortgage, an exwife, and more patients
Obama won't steal his watch

Opening bid is way high
Diamond Joe dont play games that way
Hoped to get some hotwheels

Home alone, neighbor didnt call
Taz smells but is still his friend
Another night with kentucky deluxe

Neighbor friend has not called
I might have to rub one out
Throw load on her door

WFF gold

Sent from my phone.

The beer is flowing, might have to call her

[DC727]

Just what in the hell is going on in here?

[Botiz630]

Just what in the hell is going on in here?

Dale is still confused
He doesn't know what to do
About these haikus



Yep, that's a haiku that rhymes folks.