TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby ohioduck » Wed Apr 29, 2015 7:12 am

Bad17 wrote:
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If you get shot by a black cop we will protest.


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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby duckdozer » Wed Apr 29, 2015 7:45 am

Flint is a lawn boy
He must be a mexican
White people don't mow
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby FlintRiverFowler » Wed Apr 29, 2015 7:47 am

duckdozer wrote:Flint is a lawn boy
He must be a mexican
White people don't mow

Duck dozier is right
I tell Mexicans to mow
White people rule.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Wed Apr 29, 2015 11:43 am

He looks hungry.....
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tom kat » Wed Apr 29, 2015 1:30 pm

Olly wrote:Haiku's go like this.

5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables


Howdy friends!

I am also a rebel! I do haiku my own way lol
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby The Duck Hammer » Wed Apr 29, 2015 2:11 pm

Tom kat wrote:
Olly wrote:Haiku's go like this.

5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables


Howdy friends!

I am also a rebel! I do haiku my own way lol
DuckDozer code name for Jerrod? .


That's what I'm talking about

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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tom kat » Wed Apr 29, 2015 3:19 pm

Riots are bad!
Burn, shoot, loot, and destroy.
Business is all gone
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby duckdozer » Thu Apr 30, 2015 9:52 pm

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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby duckdozer » Thu Apr 30, 2015 9:54 pm

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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Olly » Fri May 01, 2015 8:58 am

duckdozer wrote:Heavy Handed Mods
Ruin a fun time trolling
Cannot take a joke


You weren't banned because of the joke you made about me. I couldn't care less what someone whom I don't even know says about me. You were given a time out to stop the bickering between you and another member.

I don't think we've ever talked before and I don't remember who you are but welcome to WFF eithr way.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Fri May 01, 2015 1:39 pm

Hunt titles don't cover
Up ugly face of man or dog
A pencil dick from Russell

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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Fri May 01, 2015 3:54 pm

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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby duckdozer » Fri May 01, 2015 6:13 pm

Olly thinks I care
WFF is dead
Except for TK

Hey TK why the block on FB? Do you not get my humor? I never knew we were cross.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Olly » Fri May 01, 2015 6:26 pm

duckdozer wrote:Olly thinks I care
WFF is dead
Except for TK

Hey TK why the block on FB? Do you not get my humor? I never knew we were cross.


Obviously not too dead, you've been logging on mutiple times a day to see how much your crafty words hurt my heart :thumbsup:
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby duckdozer » Fri May 01, 2015 7:36 pm

Damn nig you been stalking me, that's weird. Maybe you should seek professional help about that.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby gock5 » Fri May 01, 2015 7:59 pm

Time to give this troller the boot!
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby NuffDaddy » Fri May 01, 2015 8:23 pm

duckdozer wrote:Damn nig you been stalking me, that's weird. Maybe you should seek professional help about that.

Which guy were you here before you got butthurt?
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby flyn88 » Fri May 01, 2015 8:30 pm

NuffDaddy wrote:
duckdozer wrote:Damn nig you been stalking me, that's weird. Maybe you should seek professional help about that.

Which guy were you here before you got butthurt?


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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tiler_J » Fri May 01, 2015 8:51 pm

NuffDaddy wrote:
duckdozer wrote:Damn nig you been stalking me, that's weird. Maybe you should seek professional help about that.

Which guy were you here before you got butthurt?

He's the same as before.

Please lay off the "butthurt" comments. It's not really helping.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby NuffDaddy » Fri May 01, 2015 10:06 pm

Tiler_J wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:
duckdozer wrote:Damn nig you been stalking me, that's weird. Maybe you should seek professional help about that.

Which guy were you here before you got butthurt?

He's the same as before.

Please lay off the "butthurt" comments. It's not really helping.

It wasn't aimed at everyone that left. I have no problem with you or most of the guys that used to hand around here. It's the ones that can't let stuff go and keep coming back here just to try and stir shit up.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby duckdozer » Fri May 01, 2015 10:19 pm

Fyi dummydaddy, I was not a WFF'r before just a lurker. I did use dhc, but heavy handed mods made me move on.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Olly » Fri May 01, 2015 10:34 pm

duckdozer wrote:Fyi dummydaddy, I was not a WFF'r before just a lurker. I did use dhc, but heavy handed mods made me move on.


You might not like it to much here then. When I wanted to start a Waterfowl Hunting forum I traveled to Russia and sought the tutelage of Stalin himself in an attempt to run WFF with the same precise cold iron fist he ran the Gulag with. Myself and the guys that help me run this site spoon every night with our ban hammers and wake up every morning praying for trolls to join the normal boring members here who never bother anyone.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby gock5 » Fri May 01, 2015 10:56 pm

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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby jarbo03 » Fri May 01, 2015 11:18 pm

TK, you calling my dog ugly also?
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby The Duck Hammer » Fri May 01, 2015 11:31 pm

I thought your dog was supposed to be ugly?
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Rick » Sat May 02, 2015 6:57 am

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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby NuffDaddy » Sat May 02, 2015 7:56 am

Olly wrote:
duckdozer wrote:Fyi dummydaddy, I was not a WFF'r before just a lurker. I did use dhc, but heavy handed mods made me move on.


You might not like it to much here then. When I wanted to start a Waterfowl Hunting forum I traveled to Russia and sought the tutelage of Stalin himself in an attempt to run WFF with the same precise cold iron fist he ran the Gulag with. Myself and the guys that help me run this site spoon every night with our ban hammers and wake up every morning praying for trolls to join the normal boring members here who never bother anyone.

Hahahhaha!
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Bufflehead » Sat May 02, 2015 9:26 pm

NuffDaddy wrote:It wasn't aimed at everyone that left. I have no problem with you or most of the guys that used to hand around here. It's the ones that can't let stuff go and keep coming back here just to try and stir shit up.
Some(at least one) of the ones that can't let it go, never left.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby duckdozer » Sat May 02, 2015 10:00 pm

Not sure if you guys can read or not but I never left or really joined. I don't give 2 wet farts about what the the others left for, in fact they are a bunch of a$sholes and I don't even like them anyways. Especially the tiler and red beard. Those cali f@gs are d!cks.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Bufflehead » Sun May 03, 2015 11:24 am

duckdozer wrote:Not sure if you guys can read or not but I never left or really joined.
My post above had nothing to do with you.
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