TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

[DC727]

Stop this non sense

[goodkarmarising]

[Tomkat]

Stop this non sense

I don't know any Dale
He is a foriegnier to me now
We both need to change

[Tomkat]

I came here from DHC
pissed off and angry, wanted to kill
calm now, a new family

[flight control]

Anxiety high
Can't close eyes, nightmares await
Rebel's 2k post

[Tomkat]

Brandy

Brandy was born to retrieve
Always happy and ready to play
I love that brown dog

[Tomkat]

Anxiety high
Can't close eyes, nightmares await
Rebel's 2k post

Funny!!!

[Tomkat]

A lazy doctor to be!
Lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy
So freaking damn Lazy ass

[assateague]

Tomkat's haiku skills
Something to be desired
He doesn't care, though

[rebelp74]

Having haiku skills is like being the smartest person with downsyndrome

[Tomkat]

Tomkat's haiku skills
Something to be desired
He doesn't care, though

the point of this thread
is not lost on honorable assa-teague
The doc "got it" first

Art of orange mail box
beauty truely in eye of be holder
testament to stubborness

Liberals do piss me off
cowards, idiots, dummies, socialists
afraid of moral code

maple syrup in mail?
Never had genuine maple syrup
Hopefully by 4th of July?

[Tomkat]

Having haiku skills is like being the smartest person with downsyndrome

Marry girl from foreign country
move to farm and put her to work
Why she want to leave?

[rebelp74]

[assateague]

[Tomkat]

The rain tax

Rain falls from heaven
Why does AT refuse to pay?
Many poor familes suffer

Pay tax Assateague!
It takes a village for a child
You pay or we audit

[Westie25]

This is golden

[assateague]

"Cuz I'm the tax man"
Then get the fuck outta here
I hate your guts, bitch

[assateague]

TK on vacay
Southern Comfort commercial
"Nannnn-na-na-na-na"

[flight control]

Miget joke offends
Making jehler forgetful
A lonely mailbox

[Tomkat]

Man build nice chicken house
in darkness he comes, seeking revenge
Red fox eat every hatchling

Angry father hates teacher
teaches girl about fairness to animals
father secretly desires teacher

House guest come from coast
AT must cater to all their whims
Momma wins once again

[Tomkat]

QH Paw child of 70's
Rock and roll rebel, he never die
Prostate trouble, then digital exam

[flight control]

Man build nice chicken house
in darkness he comes, seeking revenge
Red fox eat every hatchling

Angry father hates teacher
teaches girl about fairness to animals
father secretly desires teacher

House guest come from coast
AT must cater to all their whims
Momma wins once again

I can hear his teeth grinding together as he counts syllables

[goodkarmarising]

[Tomkat]

He is pretty funny, and technically, a better Haiku writter than me.
But I even it up with what we call the TomKat Titty Twist

[assateague]

Man build nice chicken house
in darkness he comes, seeking revenge
Red fox eat every hatchling

Angry father hates teacher
teaches girl about fairness to animals
father secretly desires teacher

House guest come from coast
AT must cater to all their whims
Momma wins once again

I can hear his teeth grinding together as he counts syllables

how'd you know?

[flight control]

Man build nice chicken house
in darkness he comes, seeking revenge
Red fox eat every hatchling

Angry father hates teacher
teaches girl about fairness to animals
father secretly desires teacher

House guest come from coast
AT must cater to all their whims
Momma wins once again

I can hear his teeth grinding together as he counts syllables

how'd you know?

ESP

[assateague]

Flight Control knew it
Mad extrasensory skills
Bologna sandwich

(I was channeling Beef for that last one)

[jarbo03]

Not far enough out there for MB

[Tomkat]

The eagle soars upon high,
looking, gliding, waiting for a meal
Crippled duck on the river

How blue the sky is
the sun sparkles off the water
gentle breeze brings cool air

Lazy day on the lake
bobber floating, resting, motionless.
Suddenly bobber dissapears

Cold, frosty beer mug
filled with amber colored liquid
headache, dry mouth, red eyes

[Tomkat]

Toads and frogs are here
tree frogs, most noble of all frogs
croaking in the night time