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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

PostPosted: Sun May 03, 2015 7:24 pm
by Willie
NuffDaddy wrote:
Tiler_J wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:
duckdozer wrote:Damn nig you been stalking me, that's weird. Maybe you should seek professional help about that.

Which guy were you here before you got butthurt?

He's the same as before.

Please lay off the "butthurt" comments. It's not really helping.

It wasn't aimed at everyone that left. I have no problem with you or most of the guys that used to hand around here. It's the ones that can't let stuff go and keep coming back here just to try and stir shit up.

It's 'cause they're butthurt.

Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

PostPosted: Sun May 03, 2015 7:26 pm
by Willie
duckdozer wrote:Not sure if you guys can read or not but I never left or really joined. I don't give 2 wet farts about what the the others left for, in fact they are a bunch of a$sholes and I don't even like them anyways. Especially the tiler and red beard. Those cali f@gs are d!cks.

Please put your rant in haiku form.

Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

PostPosted: Mon May 04, 2015 5:51 am
by Tomkat
No one really likes
A smart ass on Internet
Don't worry be happy

Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

PostPosted: Mon May 04, 2015 5:55 am
by Tomkat
Over the dam we sneak!
Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom!
A pile of white geese.

Started in the arctic,
Travel many miles to winter in Texas
Only to die in Kansas

Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

PostPosted: Thu Jun 11, 2015 6:21 am
by Tomkat
10,000 views, love haiku

All numbers rhyme, all is well

just beautiful

Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

PostPosted: Thu Jun 11, 2015 6:58 am
by SpinnerMan
Tomkat wrote:10,000 views, love haiku

They thought it was Hentai.

Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

PostPosted: Sun Aug 23, 2015 10:06 am
by Tomkat
Slow posting for WFF
Duck season is approaching!
More posts soon

Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

PostPosted: Sun Aug 23, 2015 9:38 pm
by capt1972
SpinnerMan wrote:
Tomkat wrote:10,000 views, love haiku

They thought it was Hentai.

Bwwwhahahaahaha

Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

PostPosted: Mon Aug 24, 2015 6:00 am
by Tomkat
Capt1972, on his knees
he gobbles, bobs, and chokes
Then gets usual $2.00

Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

PostPosted: Mon Aug 24, 2015 6:24 am
by Olly
5
7
5

Tomkat!

Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

PostPosted: Mon Aug 24, 2015 10:32 am
by The Duck Hammer
Rules are for suckers
Restrict creative vibes
Haiku on

Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

PostPosted: Mon Aug 24, 2015 9:37 pm
by Ajverret
this topic confuses
the shit
out of me

Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

PostPosted: Mon Aug 24, 2015 10:27 pm
by WisconsinWaterfowler
This thread got me banned
I have a great idea guys!
I'll post it again

Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

PostPosted: Mon Aug 24, 2015 10:36 pm
by Bad17
I really don't know
Why this thread is addictive
But I have to watch

Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

PostPosted: Mon Aug 24, 2015 11:32 pm
by The Duck Hammer
It's like a train wreck
In slow motion
Gotta watch

Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

PostPosted: Tue Aug 25, 2015 6:21 am
by Tomkat
WE all like the idea,
poetry in motion,
pole dancers at night

Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2015 12:19 am
by Ajverret
seen a guy
with two
fully functioning cocks
on reddit

Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2015 6:44 am
by Tomkat
Elvis was the king,
No rap, no more tractor rap!
give me that rock a billy

Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

PostPosted: Sun Aug 30, 2015 4:40 pm
by WisconsinWaterfowler
Ajverret wrote:seen a guy
with two
fully functioning cocks
on reddit

Yep

Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

PostPosted: Tue Sep 01, 2015 5:38 am
by Tomkat
Sunlight fading early
Fall approaches, season changes
Piles of dead birds soon

Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

PostPosted: Sat Sep 12, 2015 9:27 pm
by Tiler_J
Hi TK my pal
You are back to the haikus
Maybe you missed me?

Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 6:35 am
by Tomkat
Joel Gandy, tileman
Your house picture on Zillow was
smaller than expected.

Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 11:29 pm
by Tiler_J
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Stalker!

Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

PostPosted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 12:38 am
by Tiler_J
This may not be in a Haiku form, but needs to be said.

Tom, you are a creepy fucker! First you try to get my phone number from another member so you can call and ? What? What was the point of that? Now you have my name and are looking up info about me?? You are a class act! I always assumed even though you have no sense of humor and relate poorly with others, that deep down you were an ok guy. It appears I was wrong.

Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

PostPosted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 6:21 am
by Tomkat
Joel Gandy, you are invited
to come to Kansas and jump snows
You can stay at my place

Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

PostPosted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 9:02 am
by Tiler_J
End up in a hole
"PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN"
I think I will pass.

Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

PostPosted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 2:59 pm
by gock5
:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:


Oh is this going to be fun or what????

Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

PostPosted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 5:19 pm
by Tomkat
gock5 wrote::popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:


Oh is this going to be fun or what????


Shove your popcorn up your ass, there's nothing to see here.

Open invite Joel. You like the pictures so much I offer you a chance to be in some.

Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

PostPosted: Sat Sep 19, 2015 12:12 pm
by gock5
:lol:

Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2015 7:50 am
by Tomkat
Duck season is finally here,
Early morning meetings, laughter, work
But no ducks to shoot