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Ouch!!!

Postby Olly » Wed Jun 06, 2012 1:09 pm

SHELBY, NC (WBTV) - Police in Shelby say they arrested a woman over the weekend after she squeezed a man's testicles out of his scrotum.

Joyce Maxine Gregory, 35, is charged with malicious castration and assault inflicting serious bodily injury, according to Shelby Police Chief Jeff Ledford.

Police say Gregory got into an argument with an older man Saturday morning. When he went outside to call 911 she followed him and grabbed his scrotum.

The man ran to a nearby rescue squad building for help.

Police were sent to the residence on Bowman Street to arrest Gregory. When she was placed in the patrol car, she pulled down her pants and urinated in the backseat.

Gregory's bond was set at $20,000.


http://www.kait8.com/story/18717546/she ... bare-hands

I don't care what the man did, that's messed up.
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Ouch!!!

Postby Westie25 » Wed Jun 06, 2012 1:13 pm

The fact that he ran to a nearby rescue squad is amazing in itself.
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Re: Ouch!!!

Postby capt1972 » Wed Jun 06, 2012 9:10 pm

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Re: Ouch!!!

Postby R. Chapman » Thu Apr 17, 2014 1:21 pm

Ouch! :shock: :? :o
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Re: Ouch!!!

Postby capt1972 » Thu Apr 17, 2014 1:26 pm

R. Chapman wrote:Ouch! :shock: :? :o

you do realize that this thread is 2 years old right?
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Re: Ouch!!!

Postby Bootlipkiller » Thu Apr 17, 2014 1:33 pm

Rex was just shocked when he realized testicles are suppose to be in the scrotum
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Re: Ouch!!!

Postby The Duck Hammer » Thu Apr 17, 2014 1:34 pm

:lol:
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Re: Ouch!!!

Postby aunt betty » Thu Apr 17, 2014 1:49 pm

Rex muther fucking betty.
Bumping two year old threads runs in the family. :)
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: Ouch!!!

Postby R. Chapman » Thu Apr 17, 2014 2:05 pm

capt1972 wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:Ouch! :shock: :? :o

you do realize that this thread is 2 years old right?

:o Holy dog shit! No way! :qh: :lol:
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Re: Ouch!!!

Postby sws002 » Mon Apr 21, 2014 1:55 pm

I missed it the first time RMFC, thanks for the bump!

Oh, and holy fucking ouch!
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Re: Ouch!!!

Postby capt1972 » Mon Apr 21, 2014 4:24 pm

sws002 wrote:I missed it the first time RMFC, thanks for the bump!

Oh, and holy fucking ouch!

I'm going to call him Betty Jr, or BJ for short.
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Re: Ouch!!!

Postby Tomkat » Mon Apr 21, 2014 7:31 pm

aunt betty wrote:Rex muther fucking betty.
Bumping two year old threads runs in the family. :)


Is Rex an incest double cousin of yours? You do like Arkansas a lot.
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Re: Ouch!!!

Postby gock5 » Mon Apr 21, 2014 8:32 pm

:clap:
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Re: Ouch!!!

Postby Goldfish » Mon Apr 21, 2014 9:55 pm

Reminded me of this guy cleaning rabbits

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