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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby Woody » Fri Apr 24, 2015 12:57 pm

The Duck Hammer wrote:Had to present my mock grant proposal today. One of my judges told me my proposed research was common sense and absolutely pointless. Then the next said it was a brilliant idea. I have no idea how that shit is gonna work out.


Sounds like they're both experts.
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby The Duck Hammer » Fri Apr 24, 2015 1:01 pm

Woody wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:Had to present my mock grant proposal today. One of my judges told me my proposed research was common sense and absolutely pointless. Then the next said it was a brilliant idea. I have no idea how that shit is gonna work out.


Sounds like they're both experts.



In their defense I was half dead when I wrote the thing. No idea what I was doing. I was making shit up as I went along to answer their questions.
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby Bad17 » Fri Apr 24, 2015 1:35 pm

ohioduck wrote:
Bad17 wrote:OD are you a puddle pirate.


A proud veteran of the Puddle buddy lol.


Well thanks for serving. Yall do some BAD ASS drug ops and some really crazy and insane rescues at sea. When I got out I had thoughts about getting into that.
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby NuffDaddy » Fri Apr 24, 2015 1:38 pm

ohioduck wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:
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What is it cunts?


33.3564 picoseconds

I thought this was a joke until I googled it. Haha
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby ohioduck » Fri Apr 24, 2015 1:41 pm

Bad17 wrote:
ohioduck wrote:
Bad17 wrote:OD are you a puddle pirate.


A proud veteran of the Puddle buddy lol.


Well thanks for serving. Yall do some BAD ASS drug ops and some really crazy and insane rescues at sea. When I got out I had thoughts about getting into that.


Thank you. I appreciate yours as well. We had some fun somedays.
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby ohioduck » Fri Apr 24, 2015 1:46 pm

NuffDaddy wrote:
ohioduck wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:
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What is it cunts?


33.3564 picoseconds

I thought this was a joke until I googled it. Haha


A picosecond is an SI unit of time equal to 10−12 or 1/1,000,000,000,000 of a second. That is one trillionth, or one millionth of one millionth of a second, or 0.000 000 000 001 seconds. A picosecond is to one second as one second is to 31,700 years.

3.33564 × 10-11 seconds

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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby The Duck Hammer » Fri Apr 24, 2015 1:47 pm

NuffDaddy wrote:
ohioduck wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:
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What is it cunts?


33.3564 picoseconds

I thought this was a joke until I googled it. Haha


I took it as fact. Nobody just throws out picoseconds. Had Assa posted it Ida been alittle skeptical.
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby NuffDaddy » Fri Apr 24, 2015 1:47 pm

ohioduck wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:
ohioduck wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:
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What is it cunts?


33.3564 picoseconds

I thought this was a joke until I googled it. Haha


A picosecond is an SI unit of time equal to 10−12 or 1/1,000,000,000,000 of a second. That is one trillionth, or one millionth of one millionth of a second, or 0.000 000 000 001 seconds. A picosecond is to one second as one second is to 31,700 years.

3.33564 × 10-11 seconds

:o

Google filled me in. Thanks for the explanation though :tk:
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby Bad17 » Fri Apr 24, 2015 1:48 pm

Eff that. That's way to complicated for me.
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby The Duck Hammer » Fri Apr 24, 2015 1:49 pm

Simple science.
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby R. Chapman » Fri Apr 24, 2015 2:10 pm

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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby R. Chapman » Fri Apr 24, 2015 2:10 pm

Might have to go back to the teacher tell him he's wrong lol.
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby ohioduck » Fri Apr 24, 2015 2:40 pm

R. Chapman wrote:Might have to go back to the teacher tell him he's wrong lol.


Go up slap the shit out of him. Tell him he is a disgrace to the teaching profession.
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby R. Chapman » Fri Apr 24, 2015 3:44 pm

ohioduck wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:Might have to go back to the teacher tell him he's wrong lol.


Go up slap the shit out of him. Tell him he is a disgrace to the teaching profession.

It's not out of the question.
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby NuffDaddy » Fri Apr 24, 2015 7:34 pm

Wow...took me 3sec to google the right answer to that.
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby NuffDaddy » Fri Apr 24, 2015 7:36 pm

Just realized I passed 10k posts. Guess I need to come up with something good.
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby Olly » Sat Apr 25, 2015 5:30 pm

Sneak peak of the new software for WFF. Working on porting over the style I wrote and use now.

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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby Olly » Sat Apr 25, 2015 7:40 pm

Also the new software will have an adaptive mobile theme! This means that when you load the site on a mobile device it will look MUCH better than now and will fit the window of the device. Some of you that hate Tapatalk will love this.
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby The Duck Hammer » Sat Apr 25, 2015 8:34 pm

Good shit boss.
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby Olly » Sat Apr 25, 2015 8:36 pm

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You ain't going to find some strange in there.
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby flyn88 » Sat Apr 25, 2015 9:14 pm

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You ain't going to find some strange in there.


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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby The Duck Hammer » Sun Apr 26, 2015 12:07 am

It's my cousins bar. I'm the shuttle man.
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby The Duck Hammer » Sun Apr 26, 2015 12:09 am

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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby The Duck Hammer » Sun Apr 26, 2015 1:50 am

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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby Bad17 » Sun Apr 26, 2015 2:00 pm

You can't be a pussy your whole life. Suck it get smashed and enjoy it. Go home with a cougar.
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby blockmaker » Sun Apr 26, 2015 5:43 pm

@olly, are you a part of the rescue in mobile? Just saw it on news?
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby Olly » Sun Apr 26, 2015 5:54 pm

blockmaker wrote:@olly, are you a part of the rescue in mobile? Just saw it on news?


Nope, I'm on recruiter duty for this tour. What did they do?
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby Goldfish » Sun Apr 26, 2015 7:45 pm

Olly wrote:Sneak peak of the new software for WFF. Working on porting over the style I wrote and use now.

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What's the software?
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby The Duck Hammer » Sun Apr 26, 2015 8:18 pm

Bad17 wrote:You can't be a pussy your whole life. Suck it get smashed and enjoy it. Go home with a cougar.


I was beyond drunk when my brother drug me out.
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