The Offical WFF BS Thread!

by **Woody** » Fri Feb 06, 2015 7:29 am

Here's a random fact...
A buttload is an actual unit of measure.

by **The Duck Hammer** » Fri Feb 06, 2015 12:31 pm

Olly wrote:The king of Jordan is being pretty badass lately.

The only problem we're going to have is running out of fuel and bullets.

That is what he said in response to a Jordanian pilot being burned alive when he vowed to remove ISIS from the planet.

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/after ... le/2559770

Hopefully we'll be smart enough to back the Jordanians this time instead of ISIS.

by **The Duck Hammer** » Fri Feb 06, 2015 12:33 pm

Woody wrote:Here's a random fact...
A buttload is an actual unit of measure.

Here's one for you.

In 1910 President Teddy Roosevelt supported a bill the would have released hippopotamuses into the Louisiana swamps to eat an invasive species of plant as well as supplied Americans with delicious hippopotamus bacon.

by **Olly** » Fri Feb 06, 2015 1:28 pm

The Duck Hammer wrote:
Woody wrote:Here's a random fact...
A buttload is an actual unit of measure.

Here's one for you.

In 1910 President Teddy Roosevelt supported a bill the would have released hippopotamuses into the Louisiana swamps to eat an invasive species of plant as well as supplied Americans with delicious hippopotamus bacon.

Hippo season would have been awesome.

by **Woody** » Fri Feb 06, 2015 2:15 pm

The Duck Hammer wrote:
Olly wrote:The king of Jordan is being pretty badass lately.

The only problem we're going to have is running out of fuel and bullets.

That is what he said in response to a Jordanian pilot being burned alive when he vowed to remove ISIS from the planet.

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/after ... le/2559770

Hopefully we'll be smart enough to back the Jordanians this time instead of ISIS.

Too late, "we" already chose to leave them hanging.

by **The Duck Hammer** » Fri Feb 06, 2015 2:17 pm

Olly wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:
Woody wrote:Here's a random fact...
A buttload is an actual unit of measure.

Here's one for you.

In 1910 President Teddy Roosevelt supported a bill the would have released hippopotamuses into the Louisiana swamps to eat an invasive species of plant as well as supplied Americans with delicious hippopotamus bacon.

Hippo season would have been awesome.

Hell yeah it would have.

by **The Duck Hammer** » Fri Feb 06, 2015 2:18 pm

Woody wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:
Olly wrote:The king of Jordan is being pretty badass lately.

The only problem we're going to have is running out of fuel and bullets.

That is what he said in response to a Jordanian pilot being burned alive when he vowed to remove ISIS from the planet.

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/after ... le/2559770

Hopefully we'll be smart enough to back the Jordanians this time instead of ISIS.

Too late, "we" already chose to leave them hanging.

Doesn't surprise me.

by **Olly** » Fri Feb 06, 2015 2:18 pm

Woody wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:
Olly wrote:The king of Jordan is being pretty badass lately.

The only problem we're going to have is running out of fuel and bullets.

That is what he said in response to a Jordanian pilot being burned alive when he vowed to remove ISIS from the planet.

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/after ... le/2559770

Hopefully we'll be smart enough to back the Jordanians this time instead of ISIS.

Too late, "we" already chose to leave them hanging.

1 billion in military funding is leaving someone "hanging"?

by **Woody** » Fri Feb 06, 2015 3:02 pm

Olly wrote:
Woody wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:
Olly wrote:The king of Jordan is being pretty badass lately.

The only problem we're going to have is running out of fuel and bullets.

That is what he said in response to a Jordanian pilot being burned alive when he vowed to remove ISIS from the planet.

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/after ... le/2559770

Hopefully we'll be smart enough to back the Jordanians this time instead of ISIS.

Too late, "we" already chose to leave them hanging.

1 billion in military funding is leaving someone "hanging"?

Last I heard (this morning) the administration turned done their request for aid. The radio host I was listening to must have been wrong.

by **Olly** » Fri Feb 06, 2015 3:03 pm

Woody wrote:
Olly wrote:
Woody wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:
Olly wrote:The king of Jordan is being pretty badass lately.

[quote]The only problem we're going to have is running out of fuel and bullets.

That is what he said in response to a Jordanian pilot being burned alive when he vowed to remove ISIS from the planet.

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/after ... le/2559770

Hopefully we'll be smart enough to back the Jordanians this time instead of ISIS.

Too late, "we" already chose to leave them hanging.

1 billion in military funding is leaving someone "hanging"?

Last I heard (this morning) the administration turned done their request for aid. The radio host I was listening to must have been wrong.[/quote]
I was talking about the aid we already give them.

by **Woody** » Fri Feb 06, 2015 3:52 pm

On another note... I really fucking hate autocorrect. The longer you own an iPhone the worse it gets at guessing what you're wanting to type.

by **Olly** » Fri Feb 06, 2015 4:36 pm

Woody wrote:On another note... I really fucking hate autocorrect. The longer you own an iPhone the worse it gets at guessing what you're wanting to type.

That's because it's reading your email and anything you type to try and spell according to your "style" they all do that now. It builds a user defined dictionary. You can erase it and start over.

by **Olly** » Fri Feb 06, 2015 4:45 pm

I got to 58 seconds my first try and 1:30 my second.

http://www.kongregate.com/games/icylime/multitask

*Needs a real computer.

by **capt1972** » Fri Feb 06, 2015 5:09 pm

Olly wrote:I got to 58 seconds my first try and 1:30 my second.

http://www.kongregate.com/games/icylime/multitask

*Needs a real computer.

50 and fuck that!

by **NuffDaddy** » Fri Feb 06, 2015 7:55 pm

How goes it everybody???

by **Bulldog0156** » Fri Feb 06, 2015 10:21 pm

Woody wrote:Here's a random fact...
A buttload is an actual unit of measure.

So how many inches of dick is a buttload?

by **capt1972** » Fri Feb 06, 2015 10:35 pm

Bulldog0156 wrote:
Woody wrote:Here's a random fact...
A buttload is an actual unit of measure.

So how many inches of dick is a buttload?

I think it depends on the size of the butt. kinda like how much a dump truck can hold. Are we talking a pickup with a dump bed or a tri-axle?

by **Woody** » Fri Feb 06, 2015 10:48 pm

Bulldog0156 wrote:
Woody wrote:Here's a random fact...
A buttload is an actual unit of measure.

So how many inches of dick is a buttload?

A butt is equal to one barrel of wine.

by **Woody** » Fri Feb 06, 2015 10:49 pm

Olly wrote:
Woody wrote:On another note... I really fucking hate autocorrect. The longer you own an iPhone the worse it gets at guessing what you're wanting to type.

That's because it's reading your email and anything you type to try and spell according to your "style" they all do that now. It builds a user defined dictionary. You can erase it and start over.

The thing is most times it's fine, but in my post before that you will see where it says done instead of down. Why change a word I spelled correctly?

by **Olly** » Sat Feb 07, 2015 12:17 am

Woody wrote:
Olly wrote:
Woody wrote:On another note... I really fucking hate autocorrect. The longer you own an iPhone the worse it gets at guessing what you're wanting to type.

That's because it's reading your email and anything you type to try and spell according to your "style" they all do that now. It builds a user defined dictionary. You can erase it and start over.

The thing is most times it's fine, but in my post before that you will see where it says done instead of down. Why change a word I spelled correctly?

Because you've typed the word down more than done enough to give it a value of X and at some X value it will trigger the auto correct.

by **Woody** » Sat Feb 07, 2015 7:40 am

I know why, but why?

by **Olly** » Sat Feb 07, 2015 6:19 pm

Getting ready for my first Mardi gras ball. I hope it's all it's cracked up to be.

by **capt1972** » Sat Feb 07, 2015 6:54 pm

Olly wrote:Getting ready for my first Mardi gras ball. I hope it's all it's cracked up to be.

Make sure you bring plenty of beads. Chicks dig beads!

by **Goldfish** » Sun Feb 08, 2015 3:05 am

The Duck Hammer wrote:
Olly wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:
Woody wrote:Here's a random fact...
A buttload is an actual unit of measure.

Here's one for you.

In 1910 President Teddy Roosevelt supported a bill the would have released hippopotamuses into the Louisiana swamps to eat an invasive species of plant as well as supplied Americans with delicious hippopotamus bacon.

Hippo season would have been awesome.

Hell yeah it would have.

Not really. Those fuckers don't mess around. You thought alligators were bad

by **Rick** » Sun Feb 08, 2015 6:34 am

Reckon they would piss the farmers off, too.

by **Olly** » Sun Feb 08, 2015 4:05 pm

Duck season is over. Here's to the off season WFF!

by **ducks~n~bucks** » Sun Feb 08, 2015 4:18 pm

Well, I think next year I am really going to be serious about my duck season. I can count on one hand the amount of ducks I killed this year. 5. A spoony, a bufflehead, 2 wigeon and a gadwall.

by **Goldfish** » Sun Feb 08, 2015 4:35 pm

Holy shit. Duck hammer, did you beat someone?

by **Woody** » Sun Feb 08, 2015 4:41 pm

Olly wrote:Duck season is over. Here's to the off season WFF!

Oh, to be in a hammock outside right now.

by **FlintRiverFowler** » Sun Feb 08, 2015 6:36 pm

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Got out and enjoyed the perfect 72 degree weather today.