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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby The Duck Hammer » Mon Oct 20, 2014 7:16 am

Shut it.
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby NuffDaddy » Mon Oct 20, 2014 8:39 am

The Duck Hammer wrote:It's 50 fucking degrees and I'm covered in Mosquitos. Why aren't these mother fuckers burning in hell?

I had em buzzing me when it was in the 40s last week. Them big fuckers need a frost to kill em.
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby The Duck Hammer » Mon Oct 20, 2014 10:11 am

NuffDaddy wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:It's 50 fucking degrees and I'm covered in Mosquitos. Why aren't these mother fuckers burning in hell?

I had em buzzing me when it was in the 40s last week. Them big fuckers need a frost to kill em.


At one point it looked like I was wearing black gloves this morning. They just need to die.
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby Olly » Mon Oct 20, 2014 11:04 am

This mornings hunt was awful. Not a bird to be seen. Every other hunter said the same thing. I didn't even pull the trigger.
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby Rick » Mon Oct 20, 2014 12:16 pm

Shades of Mobile Bay...
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby Woody » Mon Oct 20, 2014 12:30 pm

This guy has been re-posting his add on craigslist for like 6 months...
http://kalamazoo.craigslist.org/spo/4679178143.html
Three Different - Duck, Duck, Goose & Deer - $350 (Kalamazoo, MI )
condition: new

I have three different styles for Duck, Goose or Deer.

3" - 28" Long (sold)
3" - 30" Long
3" - 26" Long Over & Under

That is his entire add^^^
What do you think he is he selling?
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby The Duck Hammer » Mon Oct 20, 2014 12:36 pm

2 single shots and a double barrel. 12 gauges, all 3" chamber with 28, 30, and 26" barrels respectively.
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby Woody » Mon Oct 20, 2014 12:45 pm

The Duck Hammer wrote:2 single shots and a double barrel. 12 gauges, all 3" chamber with 28, 30, and 26" barrels respectively.

That was my guess too.
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby Woody » Mon Oct 20, 2014 12:47 pm

Do you think he is trying to hide that fact?
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby The Duck Hammer » Mon Oct 20, 2014 1:06 pm

Undoubtably. Anybody who doesn't know shotguns would be confused as fuck.
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby Duckdog » Mon Oct 20, 2014 2:31 pm

Isn't that the whole point? Flying under the radar since you can't post firearms on craigslist?
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby Olly » Mon Oct 20, 2014 5:55 pm

A 4 mile walk in the marsh is what every dog needs to pass the hell out.
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby firstflight » Mon Oct 20, 2014 6:25 pm

Olly wrote:A 4 mile walk in the marsh is what every dog needs to pass the hell out.

I sure hope you shot some ducks for that hike.

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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby Olly » Mon Oct 20, 2014 6:26 pm

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Olly wrote:A 4 mile walk in the marsh is what every dog needs to pass the hell out.

I sure hope you shot some ducks for that hike.


Jumped a bill he got to make a retrieve. Birds weren't flying this morning so I thought for the afternoon we'd take a nice hike.
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby firstflight » Mon Oct 20, 2014 6:31 pm

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Olly wrote:A 4 mile walk in the marsh is what every dog needs to pass the hell out.

I sure hope you shot some ducks for that hike.


Jumped a bill he got to make a retrieve. Birds weren't flying this morning so I thought for the afternoon we'd take a nice hike.

Well you got to work the dog anyway.That is the high light of my day working the dog .
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby Olly » Mon Oct 20, 2014 6:49 pm

Just heard howling far off. The GW said that there was a pack of wolves spotted east of 75 last week....
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby Woody » Mon Oct 20, 2014 6:55 pm

Olly wrote:Just heard howling far off. The GW said that there was a pack of wolves spotted east of 75 last week....


I'm not comin now.
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby NuffDaddy » Mon Oct 20, 2014 6:58 pm

Kill the bastards!!!!!
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby Botiz630 » Mon Oct 20, 2014 6:59 pm

Woody wrote:Do you think he is trying to hide that fact?


Yeah, you can't sell guns on CL so folks have to get creative with their ads.
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Mon Oct 20, 2014 7:05 pm

It's still cool to arrange murders via CL though right?? It's hard to keep up with all the changes on teh internets
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby Woody » Mon Oct 20, 2014 7:05 pm

Botiz630 wrote:
Woody wrote:Do you think he is trying to hide that fact?


Yeah, you can't sell guns on CL so folks have to get creative with their ads.


I didn't know that was a rule.
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby Olly » Mon Oct 20, 2014 7:11 pm

Woody wrote:
Olly wrote:Just heard howling far off. The GW said that there was a pack of wolves spotted east of 75 last week....


I'm not comin now.

I may or may not have seen a UP wolf that a friend of a friend may or may not have killed. That sucker may or may not have been bigger than I thought it may or may not have been.
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby NuffDaddy » Mon Oct 20, 2014 7:29 pm

Olly wrote:
Woody wrote:
Olly wrote:Just heard howling far off. The GW said that there was a pack of wolves spotted east of 75 last week....


I'm not comin now.

I may or may not have seen a UP wolf that a friend of a friend may or may not have killed. That sucker may or may not have been bigger than I thought it may or may not have been.

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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Mon Oct 20, 2014 7:39 pm

Allegedly
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby Woody » Mon Oct 20, 2014 7:49 pm

Did that allegedly happen in the last week?
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby Botiz630 » Mon Oct 20, 2014 8:06 pm

DeadEye_Dan wrote:It's still cool to arrange murders via CL though right?? It's hard to keep up with all the changes on teh internets


Yep, just no guns, cause that might hurt somebody.
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby The Duck Hammer » Mon Oct 20, 2014 8:13 pm

Olly wrote:
Woody wrote:
Olly wrote:Just heard howling far off. The GW said that there was a pack of wolves spotted east of 75 last week....


I'm not comin now.

I may or may not have seen a UP wolf that a friend of a friend may or may not have killed. That sucker may or may not have been bigger than I thought it may or may not have been.


Cool story. Lots of turns.
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby Olly » Tue Oct 21, 2014 4:55 am

I'm having a hard time getting out of the sleeping bag this morning. So toasty and warm. Didn't sleep well the dog woke me up at least 4 times growling at something outside of the truck.
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Tue Oct 21, 2014 5:26 am

Working for money today
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby Woody » Tue Oct 21, 2014 6:45 am

I'm not going to be very productive today.
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