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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby Woody » Thu Apr 17, 2014 7:45 am

WTN10 wrote:Soccer is too clean cut. We need a thug.


There is a reason I listed MLS not Soccer in general... Wiki keeps a list of all the pro athletes convicted of crimes and European Soccer reigns supreme.
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Thu Apr 17, 2014 7:46 am

FlintRiverFowler wrote:Don't leave out Paralympic athletes though.
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby WTN10 » Thu Apr 17, 2014 7:46 am

Woody wrote:
WTN10 wrote:Soccer is too clean cut. We need a thug.


There is a reason I listed MLS not Soccer in general... Wiki keeps a list of all the pro athletes convicted of crimes and European Soccer reigns supreme.


Not surprised. Europe takes that shit seriously.
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby R. Chapman » Thu Apr 17, 2014 7:48 am

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I couldn't, I'd be laughing and couldn't say shit before I say something.
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby FlintRiverFowler » Thu Apr 17, 2014 8:04 am

Eric Haynes wrote:
Woody wrote:
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Woody wrote:Actually, I don't hate football... I just don't like how so many of the people playing at high levels (D1/NFL) are such scum.


If we raise the minimum wage, it will solve that problem.

But then we would increase global warming.


Only windmills increase global warming.

Those are big ass fans. They cool the world down.
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby Flightstopper » Thu Apr 17, 2014 8:05 am

Just recorded this from my local news. The irony was too good.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S7AbUWBe9VQ
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby Flightstopper » Thu Apr 17, 2014 8:05 am

Someone please embed.
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby aunt betty » Thu Apr 17, 2014 8:18 am

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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby R. Chapman » Thu Apr 17, 2014 8:31 am

Looks like homework day for me.
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby aunt betty » Thu Apr 17, 2014 8:39 am

The audio in the video sucks so bad I couldn't understand. What kind of jobs are they applying for?
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby Flightstopper » Thu Apr 17, 2014 8:40 am

aunt betty wrote:The audio in the video sucks so bad I couldn't understand. What kind of jobs are they applying for?


It's not the audio, they screwed up and put in the wrong video clip.
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby Redbeard » Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:04 am

Brewed a pot if French vanilla five minutes ago. House smells gooood
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby Tomkat » Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:09 am

Redbeard wrote:Brewed a pot if French vanilla five minutes ago. House smells gooood


Gotta love the gourmet shit. I am ruined for Folgers now
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby aunt betty » Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:26 am

Tomkat wrote:
Redbeard wrote:Brewed a pot if French vanilla five minutes ago. House smells gooood


Gotta love the gourmet shit. I am ruined for Folgers now

We tried all kinds and folgers is our everyday brand. Eight O Clock is good too. Talking Kurig...
If we make a pot, folgers French vanilla.
Sounds good red
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby assateague » Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:33 am

I like regular old folger's when I'm looking to spend money. Otherwise, it's Master Chef for $3 a pound. And it's pretty good.
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby aunt betty » Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:35 am

It was that damned Mrs. Olsen.
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby Redbeard » Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:36 am

aunt betty wrote:
Tomkat wrote:
Redbeard wrote:Brewed a pot if French vanilla five minutes ago. House smells gooood


Gotta love the gourmet shit. I am ruined for Folgers now

We tried all kinds and folgers is our everyday brand. Eight O Clock is good too. Talking Kurig...
If we make a pot, folgers French vanilla.
Sounds good red
ill be honest though, the smell trumps the taste. Yesterday's Columbia won the taste test
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby Redbeard » Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:37 am

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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby Tomkat » Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:38 am

I like my assacheap breakfast blend mixed with some roasted pecan. Another one called highland grog is pretty good.
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby WTN10 » Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:39 am

Can't do coffee. Sends my stomach into a tailspin into a pool of acid.
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby aunt betty » Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:44 am

Redbeard wrote:
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When friends was on...had the hots for her just like I did for Suzanne Pleshette in the 70's when I was like 11.
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby R. Chapman » Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:46 am

WTN10 wrote:Can't do coffee. Sends my stomach into a tailspin into a pool of acid.

Redbull?
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby Tomkat » Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:52 am

WTN10 wrote:Can't do coffee. Sends my stomach into a tailspin into a pool of acid.


Coffee is great in the morning
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby Woody » Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:55 am

R. Chapman wrote:
WTN10 wrote:Can't do coffee. Sends my stomach into a tailspin into a pool of acid.

Redbull?


I've never understood this... If you need coffee or any source of caffeine then you need more sleep.
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby WTN10 » Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:56 am

Caffeine doesn't really do that much for me. I can do without. I can drink a Coke before bed and sleep like a baby.
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby aunt betty » Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:57 am

Woody wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:
WTN10 wrote:Can't do coffee. Sends my stomach into a tailspin into a pool of acid.

Redbull?


I've never understood this... If you need coffee or any source of caffeine then you need more sleep.

"As woody quietly sucks down his third can of mountain dew of the day at 10 am central time"
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby aunt betty » Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:59 am

My wife is doing cartwheels. She got a $500 bonus AND a second "nice bonus" since she gets so many positive comments.
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby Woody » Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:00 am

aunt betty wrote:
Woody wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:
WTN10 wrote:Can't do coffee. Sends my stomach into a tailspin into a pool of acid.

Redbull?


I've never understood this... If you need coffee or any source of caffeine then you need more sleep.

"As woody quietly sucks down his third can of mountain dew of the day at 10 am central time"


Nope, my vanes are pumped full of other supplements but no stimulants.
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby WTN10 » Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:02 am

Woody wrote:
aunt betty wrote:
Woody wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:
WTN10 wrote:Can't do coffee. Sends my stomach into a tailspin into a pool of acid.

Redbull?


I've never understood this... If you need coffee or any source of caffeine then you need more sleep.

"As woody quietly sucks down his third can of mountain dew of the day at 10 am central time"


Nope, my vanes are pumped full of other supplements but no stimulants.


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