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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Wed Apr 16, 2014 1:02 pm

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What'd ya do Rex?


He drove without care
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby The Duck Hammer » Wed Apr 16, 2014 1:03 pm

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R. Chapman wrote:Great, now I'm going to get a ticket for "careless" driving.


What'd ya do Rex?


He drove without care


Should have seen that coming.
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby capt1972 » Wed Apr 16, 2014 1:03 pm

R. Chapman wrote:Great, now I'm going to get a ticket for "careless" driving.

never heard of it.
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby The Duck Hammer » Wed Apr 16, 2014 1:04 pm

Is it the same as reckless driving?
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby DC727 » Wed Apr 16, 2014 1:16 pm

R. Chapman wrote:Great, now I'm going to get a ticket for "careless" driving.


Get off your phone, and quit speeding maybe? Was it Craigs fault, or stu, or Stan? Those fuckers are trouble

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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby Bootlipkiller » Wed Apr 16, 2014 1:17 pm

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R. Chapman wrote:Great, now I'm going to get a ticket for "careless" driving.


Get off your phone, and quit speeding maybe? Was it Craigs fault, or stu, or Stan? Those fuckers are trouble

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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby The Duck Hammer » Wed Apr 16, 2014 1:17 pm

DC727 wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:Great, now I'm going to get a ticket for "careless" driving.


Get off your phone, and quit speeding maybe? Was it Craigs fault, or stu, or Stan? Those fuckers are trouble

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Why would it be my fault?!?!
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby Bootlipkiller » Wed Apr 16, 2014 1:17 pm

My guess is this is some kind of Montana speak.
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby Bootlipkiller » Wed Apr 16, 2014 1:18 pm

The Duck Hammer wrote:
DC727 wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:Great, now I'm going to get a ticket for "careless" driving.


Get off your phone, and quit speeding maybe? Was it Craigs fault, or stu, or Stan? Those fuckers are trouble

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Why would it be my fault?!?!

You keep asking him questions and he's driving! Duh....
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby DC727 » Wed Apr 16, 2014 1:19 pm

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DC727 wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:Great, now I'm going to get a ticket for "careless" driving.


Get off your phone, and quit speeding maybe? Was it Craigs fault, or stu, or Stan? Those fuckers are trouble

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Why would it be my fault?!?!


Not you, you stupid sour biscuit.

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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby The Duck Hammer » Wed Apr 16, 2014 1:20 pm

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The Duck Hammer wrote:
DC727 wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:Great, now I'm going to get a ticket for "careless" driving.


Get off your phone, and quit speeding maybe? Was it Craigs fault, or stu, or Stan? Those fuckers are trouble

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Why would it be my fault?!?!

You keep asking him questions and he's driving! Duh....


Not my fault he's to damn stupid to turn his phone off.
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby DC727 » Wed Apr 16, 2014 1:22 pm

He will probably get grounded. Dad Def not letting you drive that diesel now.

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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby Bootlipkiller » Wed Apr 16, 2014 1:28 pm

The Duck Hammer wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:
DC727 wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:Great, now I'm going to get a ticket for "careless" driving.


Get off your phone, and quit speeding maybe? Was it Craigs fault, or stu, or Stan? Those fuckers are trouble

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Why would it be my fault?!?!

You keep asking him questions and he's driving! Duh....


Not my fault he's to damn stupid to turn his phone off.

It's RMFC, you will be blamed for his shortcomings.
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby R. Chapman » Wed Apr 16, 2014 1:39 pm

I stopped at a stop sign that had a shitload of gravel. When I went to take off, I burned out a little bit. I got a $90 ticket and a day of ISS.
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby Woody » Wed Apr 16, 2014 1:50 pm

R. Chapman wrote:I stopped at a stop sign that had a shitload of gravel. When I went to take off, I burned out a little bit. I got a $90 ticket and a day of ISS.


You got an in school punishment for a moving violation of school grounds?
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby DC727 » Wed Apr 16, 2014 1:50 pm

R. Chapman wrote:I stopped at a stop sign that had a shitload of gravel. When I went to take off, I burned out a little bit. I got a $90 ticket and a day of ISS.


By a little, you mean you gunned it. It's ok I was 15th one time, I just never got caught.


ISS, the school punishes you for a ticket? Were you on school property? if not, Fuck them.

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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby Eric Haynes » Wed Apr 16, 2014 1:54 pm

DC727 wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:I stopped at a stop sign that had a shitload of gravel. When I went to take off, I burned out a little bit. I got a $90 ticket and a day of ISS.


By a little, you mean you gunned it. It's ok I was 15th one time, I just never got caught.


ISS, the school punishes you for a ticket? Were you on school property? if not, Fuck them.

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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby DC727 » Wed Apr 16, 2014 1:54 pm

Eric Haynes wrote:
DC727 wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:I stopped at a stop sign that had a shitload of gravel. When I went to take off, I burned out a little bit. I got a $90 ticket and a day of ISS.


By a little, you mean you gunned it. It's ok I was 15th one time, I just never got caught.


ISS, the school punishes you for a ticket? Were you on school property? if not, Fuck them.

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15TH IS NEVER A GOOD THING, EVER.


Fucking auto correct

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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby Woody » Wed Apr 16, 2014 1:55 pm

DC727 wrote:I was 15th one time

I am always in 1st.
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby Woody » Wed Apr 16, 2014 1:55 pm

Eric Haynes wrote:
DC727 wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:I stopped at a stop sign that had a shitload of gravel. When I went to take off, I burned out a little bit. I got a $90 ticket and a day of ISS.


By a little, you mean you gunned it. It's ok I was 15th one time, I just never got caught.


ISS, the school punishes you for a ticket? Were you on school property? if not, Fuck them.

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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby DC727 » Wed Apr 16, 2014 1:55 pm

Ass holes

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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby R. Chapman » Wed Apr 16, 2014 1:56 pm

DC727 wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:I stopped at a stop sign that had a shitload of gravel. When I went to take off, I burned out a little bit. I got a $90 ticket and a day of ISS.


By a little, you mean you gunned it. It's ok I was 15th one time, I just never got caught.


ISS, the school punishes you for a ticket? Were you on school property? if not, Fuck them.

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If going from 0-20 is gunning it, man we have different definitions.
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby Eric Haynes » Wed Apr 16, 2014 1:56 pm

Woody wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
DC727 wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:I stopped at a stop sign that had a shitload of gravel. When I went to take off, I burned out a little bit. I got a $90 ticket and a day of ISS.


By a little, you mean you gunned it. It's ok I was 15th one time, I just never got caught.


ISS, the school punishes you for a ticket? Were you on school property? if not, Fuck them.

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15TH IS NEVER A GOOD THING, EVER.


Damn beat me to it.


Odds are, you are getting something if you are 15th in line.
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby Woody » Wed Apr 16, 2014 1:57 pm

R. Chapman wrote:
DC727 wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:I stopped at a stop sign that had a shitload of gravel. When I went to take off, I burned out a little bit. I got a $90 ticket and a day of ISS.


By a little, you mean you gunned it. It's ok I was 15th one time, I just never got caught.


ISS, the school punishes you for a ticket? Were you on school property? if not, Fuck them.

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If going from 0-20 is gunning it, man we have different definitions.


It's how fast you got to 20... do you know the difference between velocity and acceleration?
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby DC727 » Wed Apr 16, 2014 1:57 pm

R. Chapman wrote:
DC727 wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:I stopped at a stop sign that had a shitload of gravel. When I went to take off, I burned out a little bit. I got a $90 ticket and a day of ISS.


By a little, you mean you gunned it. It's ok I was 15th one time, I just never got caught.


ISS, the school punishes you for a ticket? Were you on school property? if not, Fuck them.

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If going from 0-20 is gunning it, man we have different definitions.


He was probably testing you. Shouldve slapped some leather, and told him who you were. Puss.

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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby DC727 » Wed Apr 16, 2014 1:58 pm

Eric Haynes wrote:
Woody wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
DC727 wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:I stopped at a stop sign that had a shitload of gravel. When I went to take off, I burned out a little bit. I got a $90 ticket and a day of ISS.


By a little, you mean you gunned it. It's ok I was 15th one time, I just never got caught.


ISS, the school punishes you for a ticket? Were you on school property? if not, Fuck them.

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15TH IS NEVER A GOOD THING, EVER.


Damn beat me to it.


Odds are, you are getting something if you are 15th in line.


That's what this burn is

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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby Woody » Wed Apr 16, 2014 1:59 pm

Eric Haynes wrote:
Woody wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
DC727 wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:I stopped at a stop sign that had a shitload of gravel. When I went to take off, I burned out a little bit. I got a $90 ticket and a day of ISS.


By a little, you mean you gunned it. It's ok I was 15th one time, I just never got caught.


ISS, the school punishes you for a ticket? Were you on school property? if not, Fuck them.

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15TH IS NEVER A GOOD THING, EVER.


Damn beat me to it.


Odds are, you are getting something if you are 15th in line.



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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby R. Chapman » Wed Apr 16, 2014 2:00 pm

DC727 wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:I stopped at a stop sign that had a shitload of gravel. When I went to take off, I burned out a little bit. I got a $90 ticket and a day of ISS.


By a little, you mean you gunned it. It's ok I was 15th one time, I just never got caught.


ISS, the school punishes you for a ticket? Were you on school property? if not, Fuck them.

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I wasn't on school property, just in front of the school.
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby Woody » Wed Apr 16, 2014 2:01 pm

R. Chapman wrote:
DC727 wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:I stopped at a stop sign that had a shitload of gravel. When I went to take off, I burned out a little bit. I got a $90 ticket and a day of ISS.


By a little, you mean you gunned it. It's ok I was 15th one time, I just never got caught.


ISS, the school punishes you for a ticket? Were you on school property? if not, Fuck them.

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I wasn't on school property, just in front of the school.


So, if I, a 25 year old man, got a ticket in front of a school, would I get ISS?
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby The Duck Hammer » Wed Apr 16, 2014 2:04 pm

R. Chapman wrote:
DC727 wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:I stopped at a stop sign that had a shitload of gravel. When I went to take off, I burned out a little bit. I got a $90 ticket and a day of ISS.


By a little, you mean you gunned it. It's ok I was 15th one time, I just never got caught.


ISS, the school punishes you for a ticket? Were you on school property? if not, Fuck them.

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I wasn't on school property, just in front of the school.


That's a load of shit.
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