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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby Woody » Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:07 am

WTN10 wrote:
Woody wrote:
aunt betty wrote:
Woody wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:Redbull?


I've never understood this... If you need coffee or any source of caffeine then you need more sleep.

"As woody quietly sucks down his third can of mountain dew of the day at 10 am central time"


Nope, my vanes are pumped full of other supplements but no stimulants.


What are you, a Jehovah's Witness?

Ha
No, I just don't like caffeine and use it very sparingly.
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby aunt betty » Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:10 am

By day I'm mister natural but at night I'm a junk food junkie. :)
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby Redbeard » Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:10 am

WTN10 wrote:Can't do coffee. Sends my stomach into a tailspin into a pool of acid.
back in my youth, the graveyard years, some nights I think I drank more coffee than water
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby WTN10 » Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:14 am

Redbeard wrote:
WTN10 wrote:Can't do coffee. Sends my stomach into a tailspin into a pool of acid.
back in my youth, the graveyard years, some nights I think I drank more coffee than water


I would throw up stomach acid if I did that.
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby Redbeard » Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:15 am

Woody wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:
WTN10 wrote:Can't do coffee. Sends my stomach into a tailspin into a pool of acid.

Redbull?


I've never understood this... If you need coffee or any source of caffeine then you need more sleep.
its a drug woody. You become dependent on it...kinda like your rohypnol addiction
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby bill herian » Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:16 am

WTN10 wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
WTN10 wrote:Can't do coffee. Sends my stomach into a tailspin into a pool of acid.
back in my youth, the graveyard years, some nights I think I drank more coffee than water


I would throw up stomach acid if I did that.


One of my good buddies is like that. A glass of OJ too early in the morning and he's going to spray.
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby gila-river » Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:17 am

Redbeard wrote:
WTN10 wrote:Can't do coffee. Sends my stomach into a tailspin into a pool of acid.
back in my youth, the graveyard years, some nights I think I drank more coffee than water

I enjoy my morning coffee. I can only drink it about half the year though. The months when it doesn't get below 90 degrees at night a hot drink is the last thing I want. The iced stuff just isn't the same.
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby Eric Haynes » Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:17 am

Redbeard wrote:
Woody wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:
WTN10 wrote:Can't do coffee. Sends my stomach into a tailspin into a pool of acid.

Redbull?


I've never understood this... If you need coffee or any source of caffeine then you need more sleep.
its a drug woody. You become dependent on it...kinda like your rohypnol addiction


That shit will fuck your world up. Like Xanax on steroids.
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby 3legged_lab » Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:17 am

capt1972 wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:Making fun of flints accent has run its course, I'm watching Down East Dickering and keep waiting to see Capt on there.

Thats Maine, I'm in NH.

assateague wrote:Because there's a difference.

No shit.


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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby Woody » Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:20 am

Redbeard wrote:
Woody wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:
WTN10 wrote:Can't do coffee. Sends my stomach into a tailspin into a pool of acid.

Redbull?


I've never understood this... If you need coffee or any source of caffeine then you need more sleep.
its a drug woody. You become dependent on it...kinda like your rohypnol addiction


I understand it is a drug, and I don't take the ruphies myself.
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:22 am

WTN10 wrote:Caffeine doesn't really do that much for me. I can do without. I can drink a Coke before bed and sleep like a baby.

I can drink around 5 cokes before bed and sleep like a baby. I just have to mix it with Crown first.
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:24 am

Redbeard wrote:
WTN10 wrote:Can't do coffee. Sends my stomach into a tailspin into a pool of acid.
back in my youth, the graveyard years, some nights I think I drank more coffee than water

I run on coffee during duck season. I enjoy it during the off season. I just dont drink it nearly as much.
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby 3legged_lab » Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:27 am

Redbeard wrote:
Woody wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:
WTN10 wrote:Can't do coffee. Sends my stomach into a tailspin into a pool of acid.

Redbull?


I've never understood this... If you need coffee or any source of caffeine then you need more sleep.
its a drug woody. You become dependent on it...kinda like your rohypnol addiction

Just because hes addicted to doesn't actually mean that HE takes them.
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:27 am

WTN10 wrote:
Woody wrote:
aunt betty wrote:
Woody wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:[quote="WTN10"]Can't do coffee. Sends my stomach into a tailspin into a pool of acid.

Redbull?


I've never understood this... If you need coffee or any source of caffeine then you need more sleep.

"As woody quietly sucks down his third can of mountain dew of the day at 10 am central time"


Nope, my vanes are pumped full of other supplements but no stimulants.


What are you, a Jehovah's Witness?[/quote]

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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby Woody » Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:28 am

3legged_lab wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
Woody wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:
WTN10 wrote:Can't do coffee. Sends my stomach into a tailspin into a pool of acid.

Redbull?


I've never understood this... If you need coffee or any source of caffeine then you need more sleep.
its a drug woody. You become dependent on it...kinda like your rohypnol addiction

Just because hes addicted to doesn't actually mean that HE takes them.


I think that was his point... 'depend on them to get laid'
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby Woody » Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:28 am

DeadEye_Dan wrote:
7th Day Adventist. He lives in their Dojo


I do live awfully close, but those people are strange.
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby Tomkat » Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:39 am

WTN10 wrote:Can't do coffee. Sends my stomach into a tailspin into a pool of acid.


Coffee is great in the morning
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby Eric Haynes » Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:39 am

Tomkat wrote:
WTN10 wrote:Can't do coffee. Sends my stomach into a tailspin into a pool of acid.


Coffee is great in the morning

Say what?
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby Redbeard » Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:40 am

DeadEye_Dan wrote:
WTN10 wrote:
Woody wrote:
aunt betty wrote:
Woody wrote:[quote="R. Chapman"][quote="WTN10"]Can't do coffee. Sends my stomach into a tailspin into a pool of acid.

Redbull?


I've never understood this... If you need coffee or any source of caffeine then you need more sleep.

"As woody quietly sucks down his third can of mountain dew of the day at 10 am central time"


Nope, my vanes are pumped full of other supplements but no stimulants.


What are you, a Jehovah's Witness?[/quote]

7th Day Adventist. He lives in their Dojo[/quote]church on Saturdays?
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby Tomkat » Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:40 am

Woody wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:
WTN10 wrote:Can't do coffee. Sends my stomach into a tailspin into a pool of acid.

Redbull?


I've never understood this... If you need coffee or any source of caffeine then you need more sleep.


Ha ha ha Woody someday father time will get you by the collar and kick you in the ass. Then you will remember this thread and say "oh yeah".
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:47 am

Redbeard wrote:church on Saturdays?


Yep. Just like the old days. Vegan/vegetarian. No booze. No cussin.
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby Redbeard » Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:49 am

DeadEye_Dan wrote:
Redbeard wrote:church on Saturdays?


Yep. Just like the old days. Vegan/vegetarian. No booze. No cussin.
sounds like Boot
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:51 am

I like my Jesus to party.
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby Bootlipkiller » Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:55 am

Woody wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:
WTN10 wrote:Can't do coffee. Sends my stomach into a tailspin into a pool of acid.

Redbull?


I've never understood this... If you need coffee or any source of caffeine then you need more sleep.

No shit!
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby Bootlipkiller » Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:56 am

Redbeard wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:
Redbeard wrote:church on Saturdays?


Yep. Just like the old days. Vegan/vegetarian. No booze. No cussin.
sounds like Boot

Righhhhht
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby 3legged_lab » Thu Apr 17, 2014 11:03 am

DeadEye_Dan wrote:I like my Jesus to party.

I like to picture my Jesus as a little baby jesus.
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby 3geese4me » Thu Apr 17, 2014 11:03 am

Bootlipkiller wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:
Redbeard wrote:church on Saturdays?


Yep. Just like the old days. Vegan/vegetarian. No booze. No cussin.
sounds like Boot

Righhhhht

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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby FlintRiverFowler » Thu Apr 17, 2014 11:05 am

3geese4me wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:
Redbeard wrote:church on Saturdays?


Yep. Just like the old days. Vegan/vegetarian. No booze. No cussin.
sounds like Boot

Righhhhht

You stopped cussing? Did the sunday church on tv televangelist turn your life around?

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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby jarbo03 » Thu Apr 17, 2014 11:30 am

3legged_lab wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:I like my Jesus to party.

I like to picture my Jesus as a little baby jesus.



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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby Bootlipkiller » Thu Apr 17, 2014 11:31 am

3geese4me wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:
Redbeard wrote:church on Saturdays?


Yep. Just like the old days. Vegan/vegetarian. No booze. No cussin.
sounds like Boot

Righhhhht

You stopped cussing? Did the sunday church on tv televangelist turn your life around?

Fuck no
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