The Offical WFF BS Thread!

[aunt betty]

I think he just said windows strip club has a stripper named Apple. Apple went around the block registry, had sex with an Android and had a baby Unix.

Cool story, bro.

Worked for hours on it.

[jarbo03]

Out to dinner with the neighbor, she just broke out "for fucks sake" on me.

[AKPirate]

Out to dinner with the neighbor, she just broke out "for fucks sake" on me.

Were you talking in cowboy poem dialect?

[3geese4me]

Out to dinner with the neighbor, she just broke out "for fucks sake" on me.

Were you talking in cowboy poem dialect?

Probably trying spit some hot game at her. And she's not in the mood, you need to ask yourself what would Nigel do?

[DeadEye_Dan]

Helicopter OUT!!

[3geese4me]

Helicopter OUT!!

But of course, sir. Let's hope her mind won't be blown out by those fresh new Reeboks that he's wearing.

[3legged_lab]

Probably trying spit some hot game at her.

Is that what the kids are calling "jack off onto her leg" these days?

[3geese4me]

Probably trying spit some hot game at her.

Is that what the kids are calling "jack off onto her leg" these days?

I was trying to keep it PG because I know RMFC is listening.

[3legged_lab]

Probably trying spit some hot game at her.

Is that what the kids are calling "jack off onto her leg" these days?

I was trying to keep it PG because I know RMFC is listening.

By his age I'm sure he's well versed in that subject.

[Willie]

Computers shut down again, sounds like server is cooked.

Want me to come fix it?

Hell yeah, I told the bossman that I know a guy.

[Woody]

Handy?

What is this, middle school?

[assateague]

[3legged_lab]

Making fun of flints accent has run its course, I'm watching Down East Dickering and keep waiting to see Capt on there.

[The Duck Hammer]

Making fun of flints accent has run its course, I'm watching Down East Dickering and keep waiting to see Capt on there.

Its a good show but their accents annoy the shit out of me.

[R. Chapman]

Evening Girl Scouts.

[jarbo03]

Out to dinner with the neighbor, she just broke out "for fucks sake" on me.

Were you talking in cowboy poem dialect?

How did you know, are you a fucking spy?

[R. Chapman]

Sounds easy enough.

[jarbo03]

Probably trying spit some hot game at her.

Is that what the kids are calling "jack off onto her leg" these days?

Spittin hot game? Haven't heard that one in a while. Was general conversation about where to eat, the
'fucks sake
' was for me never eating at any of the "cool" places in downtown Lawrence. She should have known that I prefer to eat something i've killed myself, and that being served a burger by a dude in skinny jeans and a wool cap isn't my style. I will say though, the smoked burger with applewood bacon and smoked gouda was badass, along with handcut fries cooked in duck fat.

[sws002]

I will say though, the smoked burger with applewood bacon and smoked gouda was badass, along with handcut fries cooked in duck fat.

Oh you fancy huh?

[R. Chapman]

Where's the night crew at?

[jarbo03]

I will say though, the smoked burger with applewood bacon and smoked gouda was badass, along with handcut fries cooked in duck fat.

Oh you fancy huh?

I am a fancy mother fucker, classy too!

[sws002]

I will say though, the smoked burger with applewood bacon and smoked gouda was badass, along with handcut fries cooked in duck fat.

Oh you fancy huh?

I am a fancy mother fucker, classy too!

Classy as fuck! Did this fancy ass burger come on a square plate?

[The Duck Hammer]

Where's the night crew at?

Not late enough yet.

[Tiler_J]

Where's the night crew at?

Not late enough yet.

Or they are waiting for Rex to go to bed.

[jarbo03]

I will say though, the smoked burger with applewood bacon and smoked gouda was badass, along with handcut fries cooked in duck fat.

Oh you fancy huh?

I am a fancy mother fucker, classy too!

Classy as fuck! Did this fancy ass burger come on a square plate?

Fuck no, it came in a basket. Square plate would have put it over the top.

[sws002]

I will say though, the smoked burger with applewood bacon and smoked gouda was badass, along with handcut fries cooked in duck fat.

Oh you fancy huh?

I am a fancy mother fucker, classy too!

Classy as fuck! Did this fancy ass burger come on a square plate?

Fuck no, it came in a basket. Square plate would have put it over the top.

How very un-hipster!

[3legged_lab]

Where's the night crew at?

Not late enough yet.

Or they are waiting for Rex to go to bed.

:lol::lol:

[The Duck Hammer]

Where's the night crew at?

Not late enough yet.

Or they are waiting for Rex to go to bed.

Then what I said still applies.

[Feelin' Fowl]

Any relatives?

[Feelin' Fowl]

Where's the night crew at?

Not late enough yet.

Or they are waiting for Rex to go to bed.

^This