Weight lifting thread

[ducks~n~bucks]

Basically a competition to see who the big swinging dick is around here. Post up your rep maxes for back squat, bench press, dead lift, overhead press, and power clean. Go!
{Edit and your own height/weight}

[goodkarmarising]

I truly don't give a shit.

[Bulldog0156]

I had a housemate in college that lifted weights a lot. He ended up shoving things up his ass because apparently it felt good, and had a bad case of going limp inside women.

[Bulldog0156]

This thread has about the same amount of ghey.

[Woody]

Who lifts weights to get strong? I thought everyone did it to get strange ?

[NuffDaddy]

I try and take as big of bites as possible to limit the number of times I have to lift the fork.

[The Duck Hammer]

Basically a competition to see who the big swinging dick is around here. Post up your rep maxes for back squat, bench press, dead lift, overhead press, and power clean. Go!
{Edit and your own height/weight}

I have no idea what any of this means. It might as well be written in Polish.

[gila-river]

I thought this thread would be about hogging. In which case I coulda been a contender. However, I open it to find its full of the gay. The great cellophane is disappointed.

[sws002]

I had a housemate in college that lifted weights a lot. He ended up shoving things up his ass because apparently it felt good, and had a bad case of going limp inside women.

Is this the first of several conversations that lead up to you telling us that you were the "housemate" all along?

[NuffDaddy]

Power clean is what I do after a nasty shit.

[Frylock]

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[NuffDaddy]

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:lol:

[Olly]

I lift two huge kettle bells every time I stand up.

[3legged_lab]

Maybe a global could move this to the youth forum.

[DeadEye_Dan]

I thought this thread would be about hogging. In which case I coulda been a contender. However, I open it to find its full of the gay. The great cellophane is disappointed.

^^ The Herdsman ^^

[gila-river]

I thought this thread would be about hogging. In which case I coulda been a contender. However, I open it to find its full of the gay. The great cellophane is disappointed.

^^ The Herdsman ^^

That's my 3rd nickname this far but definitely the winner!!!:lol:

[Bulldog0156]

I had a housemate in college that lifted weights a lot. He ended up shoving things up his ass because apparently it felt good, and had a bad case of going limp inside women.

Is this the first of several conversations that lead up to you telling us that you were the "housemate" all along?

Negative ghost rider. I was one of the housemates involved in the discovery of a metal cigar case. Covered in shit.

[MuddyWaterWarlock]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5Zk2vUmjpk&list=PLMztR4cESbNAflct22V_gEOpdtnGZT1Rk

[Bootlipkiller]

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Yep nailed it

[The Duck Hammer]

I thought this thread would be about hogging. In which case I coulda been a contender. However, I open it to find its full of the gay. The great cellophane is disappointed.

Embrace it!

[DeadEye_Dan]

I thought this thread would be about hogging. In which case I coulda been a contender. However, I open it to find its full of the gay. The great cellophane is disappointed.

^^ The Herdsman ^^

That's my 3rd nickname this far but definitely the winner!!!:lol:

http://youtu.be/ckAZgWj8pdE

http://youtu.be/cB9KeZu8PlM

[gila-river]

I'm going to have to check this show out

[sws002]

:lol: I'm going to have to check this show out

I need to go back and finish this last season. There is some classic stuff in that show, definite must watch.

[DeadEye_Dan]

:lol: I'm going to have to check this show out

http://youtu.be/zuVsLR_2GX0

[ducks~n~bucks]

You guys think I really started this thread expecting to get serious replies? Wouldn't I have posted up some number if I was?
Bench: 565
Back squat: 1075
Deadlift: 1125
Overhead press: 445
Power Clean: 505
Height/weight: 6'6" 315 lbs.

[The Duck Hammer]

You guys think I really started this thread expecting to get serious replies? Wouldn't I have posted up some number if I was?
Bench: 565
Back squat: 1075
Deadlift: 1125
Overhead press: 445
Power Clean: 505
Height/weight: 6'6" 315 lbs.

Bullshit, the lot of it.

[ducks~n~bucks]

You guys think I really started this thread expecting to get serious replies? Wouldn't I have posted up some number if I was?
Bench: 565
Back squat: 1075
Deadlift: 1125
Overhead press: 445
Power Clean: 505
Height/weight: 6'6" 315 lbs.

Bullshit, the lot of it.

Everything under that top line.

[R. Chapman]

You guys think I really started this thread expecting to get serious replies? Wouldn't I have posted up some number if I was?
Bench: 65
Back squat: 75
Deadlift: 125
Overhead press: 45
Power Clean: 5
Penis Length/Weight: 0.000000001" 0.0000000002lbs.

FIFY

[ducks~n~bucks]

You guys think I really started this thread expecting to get serious replies? Wouldn't I have posted up some number if I was?
Bench: 65
Back squat: 75
Deadlift: 125
Overhead press: 45
Power Clean: 5
Penis Length/Weight: 0.000000001" 0.0000000002lbs.

FIFY

You been to my showers after my football practice?

[R. Chapman]

You guys think I really started this thread expecting to get serious replies? Wouldn't I have posted up some number if I was?
Bench: 65
Back squat: 75
Deadlift: 125
Overhead press: 45
Power Clean: 5
Penis Length/Weight: 0.000000001" 0.0000000002lbs.

FIFY

You been to my showers after my football practice?

What's football again?