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Re: Weight lifting thread

Postby The Duck Hammer » Wed Apr 16, 2014 4:01 pm

Eric Haynes wrote:
bill herian wrote:Has anyone actually put up their numbers yet?

I gotta know, I feel a WFF Battle Royale looming and want to know who I should look to first, and who I should allow to become fatigued before engaging.

It's called fuckin strategy man.


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Re: Weight lifting thread

Postby bill herian » Wed Apr 16, 2014 4:03 pm

Eric Haynes wrote:
bill herian wrote:Has anyone actually put up their numbers yet?

I gotta know, I feel a WFF Battle Royale looming and want to know who I should look to first, and who I should allow to become fatigued before engaging.

It's called fuckin strategy man.



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Re: Weight lifting thread

Postby R. Chapman » Wed Apr 16, 2014 4:03 pm

I've put my numbers up.
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Re: Weight lifting thread

Postby Eric Haynes » Wed Apr 16, 2014 4:04 pm

bill herian wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
bill herian wrote:Has anyone actually put up their numbers yet?

I gotta know, I feel a WFF Battle Royale looming and want to know who I should look to first, and who I should allow to become fatigued before engaging.

It's called fuckin strategy man.



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You first.

I'm in the sauna sweating balls
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Re: Weight lifting thread

Postby Eric Haynes » Wed Apr 16, 2014 4:05 pm

Pretty sure the sauna is the same as lifting
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Re: Weight lifting thread

Postby bill herian » Wed Apr 16, 2014 4:07 pm

Eric Haynes wrote:Pretty sure the sauna is the same as lifting


I agree, looking good on the titan-tron is half the battle.
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Re: Weight lifting thread

Postby aunt betty » Wed Apr 16, 2014 4:08 pm

I don't lift but my spray tan artist can make it look like I do.
Rock hard abs...brushed on. lol
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Re: Weight lifting thread

Postby Eric Haynes » Wed Apr 16, 2014 4:11 pm

bill herian wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:Pretty sure the sauna is the same as lifting


I agree, looking good on the titan-tron is half the battle.

I'm built like Golddust
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Re: Weight lifting thread

Postby Mornin Beef » Wed Apr 16, 2014 4:12 pm

I'm benching out around 160, squatting about 165, curling about 30 lbs with one arm, punching at around 50 lbs per square inch, roundhouse kicking at about 75 lbs psi, about a 7:30 mile, can walk on my hands for three steps and can do a 5 minute crab crawl oover the length of a football field. I will be capt of one of the teams beel.
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Re: Weight lifting thread

Postby Eric Haynes » Wed Apr 16, 2014 4:14 pm

Mornin Beef wrote:I'm benching out around 160, squatting about 165, curling about 30 lbs with one arm, punching at around 50 lbs per square inch, roundhouse kicking at about 75 lbs psi, about a 7:30 mile, can walk on my hands for three steps and can do a 5 minute crab crawl oover the length of a football field. I will be capt of one of the teams beel.


Iron Beef with the 50 psi punch
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Re: Weight lifting thread

Postby Mornin Beef » Wed Apr 16, 2014 4:17 pm

Eric Haynes wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:I'm benching out around 160, squatting about 165, curling about 30 lbs with one arm, punching at around 50 lbs per square inch, roundhouse kicking at about 75 lbs psi, about a 7:30 mile, can walk on my hands for three steps and can do a 5 minute crab crawl oover the length of a football field. I will be capt of one of the teams beel.


Iron Beef with the 50 psi punch

Adds up fast when I'm rabbit punchin, mind your p's and q's.
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Re: Weight lifting thread

Postby Eric Haynes » Wed Apr 16, 2014 4:19 pm

Mornin Beef wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:I'm benching out around 160, squatting about 165, curling about 30 lbs with one arm, punching at around 50 lbs per square inch, roundhouse kicking at about 75 lbs psi, about a 7:30 mile, can walk on my hands for three steps and can do a 5 minute crab crawl oover the length of a football field. I will be capt of one of the teams beel.


Iron Beef with the 50 psi punch

Adds up fast when I'm rabbit punchin, mind your p's and q's.


Thought you quit rabbit style?
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Re: Weight lifting thread

Postby aunt betty » Wed Apr 16, 2014 4:21 pm

Eric Haynes wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:I'm benching out around 160, squatting about 165, curling about 30 lbs with one arm, punching at around 50 lbs per square inch, roundhouse kicking at about 75 lbs psi, about a 7:30 mile, can walk on my hands for three steps and can do a 5 minute crab crawl oover the length of a football field. I will be capt of one of the teams beel.


Iron Beef with the 50 psi punch

Adds up fast when I'm rabbit punchin, mind your p's and q's.


Thought you quit rabbit style?

Breed like the rabbit. Fight like the tiger. :)
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Re: Weight lifting thread

Postby Mornin Beef » Wed Apr 16, 2014 4:23 pm

Eric Haynes wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:I'm benching out around 160, squatting about 165, curling about 30 lbs with one arm, punching at around 50 lbs per square inch, roundhouse kicking at about 75 lbs psi, about a 7:30 mile, can walk on my hands for three steps and can do a 5 minute crab crawl oover the length of a football field. I will be capt of one of the teams beel.


Iron Beef with the 50 psi punch

Adds up fast when I'm rabbit punchin, mind your p's and q's.


Thought you quit rabbit style?

I don't think I ever confessed that online before.
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Re: Weight lifting thread

Postby Redbeard » Wed Apr 16, 2014 5:14 pm

Eric Haynes wrote:This guy cracks me up

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Re: Weight lifting thread

Postby Woody » Wed Apr 16, 2014 5:42 pm

bill herian wrote:Has anyone actually put up their numbers yet?

I gotta know, I feel a WFF Battle Royale looming and want to know who I should look to first, and who I should allow to become fatigued before engaging.

It's called fuckin strategy man.


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Re: Weight lifting thread

Postby aunt betty » Wed Apr 16, 2014 5:45 pm

You know...in duck camp if this topic came up we'd be letting the guy who claims he's strongest carry everything from then on.
I'm kind of old and weak so would you mind carrying my bag and shotgun? ;)
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Re: Weight lifting thread

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Wed Apr 16, 2014 6:02 pm

Woody wrote:
bill herian wrote:Has anyone actually put up their numbers yet?

I gotta know, I feel a WFF Battle Royale looming and want to know who I should look to first, and who I should allow to become fatigued before engaging.

It's called fuckin strategy man.


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Re: Weight lifting thread

Postby bill herian » Wed Apr 16, 2014 6:03 pm

DeadEye_Dan wrote:
Woody wrote:
bill herian wrote:Has anyone actually put up their numbers yet?

I gotta know, I feel a WFF Battle Royale looming and want to know who I should look to first, and who I should allow to become fatigued before engaging.

It's called fuckin strategy man.


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I crap bigger than that.


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Re: Weight lifting thread

Postby 3legged_lab » Wed Apr 16, 2014 6:04 pm

Eric Haynes wrote: For me it is a hobby that I now get paid to do. I did it to get in shape at the beginning but now I'm thinking about partnering up with Shaun T in the near future

Whoa. What?

Is Shaun your pimp?
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Re: Weight lifting thread

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Wed Apr 16, 2014 6:06 pm

No. Don't want to chance a prolapsed anus by putting that much strain on myself.
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Re: Weight lifting thread

Postby Mornin Beef » Wed Apr 16, 2014 6:06 pm

bill herian wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:
Woody wrote:
bill herian wrote:Has anyone actually put up their numbers yet?

I gotta know, I feel a WFF Battle Royale looming and want to know who I should look to first, and who I should allow to become fatigued before engaging.

It's called fuckin strategy man.


900


I crap bigger than that.


But can you pick it up?

hehehehehe in one piece?
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Re: Weight lifting thread

Postby Bootlipkiller » Wed Apr 16, 2014 11:30 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote: For me it is a hobby that I now get paid to do. I did it to get in shape at the beginning but now I'm thinking about partnering up with Shaun T in the near future

Whoa. What?

Is Shaun your pimp?

:lol:
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Re: Weight lifting thread

Postby Redbeard » Thu Apr 17, 2014 12:24 am

3legged_lab wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote: For me it is a hobby that I now get paid to do. I did it to get in shape at the beginning but now I'm thinking about partnering up with Shaun T in the near future

Whoa. What?

Is Shaun your pimp?
he avoided the Shaun thing earlier when I asked him. I think he's supposed to keep that on the low down...or down low...regardless he's not supposed to tell anyone
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Re: Weight lifting thread

Postby Bootlipkiller » Thu Apr 17, 2014 12:38 am

I wonder if Shaun knows Stew
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Re: Weight lifting thread

Postby Eric Haynes » Thu Apr 17, 2014 4:31 am

Redbeard wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote: For me it is a hobby that I now get paid to do. I did it to get in shape at the beginning but now I'm thinking about partnering up with Shaun T in the near future

Whoa. What?

Is Shaun your pimp?
he avoided the Shaun thing earlier when I asked him. I think he's supposed to keep that on the low down...or down low...regardless he's not supposed to tell anyone


Sorry Red. I was busy sculpting this body in the gym when you asked. Hope you understand.

As for Shaun. No. I wish. Hip Hop Abs was huge for me and now he has Rockin' Abs. Mind is so blown right now
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Re: Weight lifting thread

Postby Redbeard » Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:10 am

I'm officially changing my name to Red B
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Re: Weight lifting thread

Postby Tomkat » Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:42 am

Redbeard wrote:I'm officially changing my name to Red B


Can a rap album be far behind?
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Re: Weight lifting thread

Postby WTN10 » Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:45 am

Tomkat wrote:
Redbeard wrote:I'm officially changing my name to Red B


Can a rap album be far behind?


This is hard to watch.

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Re: Weight lifting thread

Postby Redbeard » Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:06 am

WTN10 wrote:
Tomkat wrote:
Redbeard wrote:I'm officially changing my name to Red B


Can a rap album be far behind?


This is hard to watch.

holy shit that's funny
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