A Tip

[assateague]

When arguing with a woman who is being illogical, saying "How'd you come up with that? Black magic? Voodoo? Some gypsy shit?" Will escalate the situation quicker than almost anything I've come across.

But then when it's further out of control, repeatedly saying "ok, whatever, gypsy" will not calm the situation at all, but will make you chuckle inside every time you say it. And that's worth it. Sometimes the best way to put a fire out is with an explosion, but sometimes it doesn't work. In which case, you still get to say "wow, cool explosion". Win-win.

That is all.

[jarbo03]

Good stuff.

[Woody]

And people wonder why I am not married.

[assateague]

And people wonder why I am not married.

Why, you scared? I love my wife tremendously, but that doesn't mean that women aren't the devil.

[BrewGUN]

And people wonder why I am not married.

That just because your ugly

[Flightstopper]

Haha

[aunt betty]

You gotta surrender once...once but only once the wife actually had constructed a sound valid argument so I surrendered. Mind Blown...she was so pissed. All wound up and wanting a fight but nowhere to go.
After I took philosophy and learned to argue without getting emotional, at all, she quit arguing.

To a woman it's all about getting you insane mad and then slams you with passive aggressive bullshit. (Girl fighting) .
They don't know how to argue properly without screaming and hollering. Sounds like AT has some wounds to tape up.

[vincentpa]

When arguing with a woman who is being illogical, saying "How'd you come up with that? Black magic? Voodoo? Some gypsy shit?" Will escalate the situation quicker than almost anything I've come across.

But then when it's further out of control, repeatedly saying "ok, whatever, gypsy" will not calm the situation at all, but will make you chuckle inside every time you say it. And that's worth it. Sometimes the best way to put a fire out is with an explosion, but sometimes it doesn't work. In which case, you still get to say "wow, cool explosion". Win-win.

That is all.

You'll be on knees begging for forgiveness when she cuts off the pussy.

[Frylock]

And people wonder why I am not married.

I with you woody, it's just not worth the aggravation.

[Woody]

And people wonder why I am not married.

That just because your ugly

That goes without saying...

[BrewGUN]

And people wonder why I am not married.

That just because your ugly

That goes without saying...

When in Rome...

[3legged_lab]

And people wonder why I am not married.

Why, you scared? I love my wife tremendously, but that doesn't mean that women aren't the devil.

Dey are da devil. Ask the water boy's momma.

[Redbeard]

And people wonder why I am not married.

being their shopping buddy is more fun huh

[3legged_lab]

When arguing with a woman who is being illogical,

Soooo, all of them?

[Woody]

And people wonder why I am not married.

being their shopping buddy is more fun huh

Hardy Har Har

[Tomkat]

Another married tip:
When you are trying to watch a show, NEVER pause the recording and give them your full attention. Never! Just let them drone on over your show. Act interested and positive.

[Redbeard]

Another married tip:
When you are trying to watch a show, NEVER pause the recording and give them your full attention. Never! Just let them drone on over your show. Act interested and positive.

why?

[aunt betty]

Another married tip:
When you are trying to watch a show, NEVER pause the recording and give them your full attention. Never! Just let them drone on over your show. Act interested and positive.

why?

Yeah, why? Usually mine's trying to tell me something I actually need to know.
TV? I'm watching re-runs of M*A*S*H or whatever so really, it don't matter.

[Tomkat]

Another married tip:
When you are trying to watch a show, NEVER pause the recording and give them your full attention. Never! Just let them drone on over your show. Act interested and positive.

why?

Why do u think? It causes a negative female reaction. Negative negative negative. At least for me it has.

[goodkarmarising]

Screw up doing the laundry or not doing it her way the first 3 or 4 times and you don't have to do laundry again.

[assateague]

When arguing with a woman who is being illogical, saying "How'd you come up with that? Black magic? Voodoo? Some gypsy shit?" Will escalate the situation quicker than almost anything I've come across.

But then when it's further out of control, repeatedly saying "ok, whatever, gypsy" will not calm the situation at all, but will make you chuckle inside every time you say it. And that's worth it. Sometimes the best way to put a fire out is with an explosion, but sometimes it doesn't work. In which case, you still get to say "wow, cool explosion". Win-win.

That is all.

You'll be on knees begging for forgiveness when she cuts off the pussy.

Nope. I've got vermin to try and catch, a garden to tend, grass to cut (with the neighbor's borrowed lawnmower), bills to pay, work to do, a chair to relax in, and sleep to be slept. She generally knows she was wrong, and we let it go at that.

[assateague]

And for the record, this was still retainer related. "Oh, we CAN still buy a dryer, lawnmower, pay all the propane bill, AND buy a retainer, no problem?" That's when the "gypsy" talk started.

[aunt betty]

And for the record, this was still retainer related. "Oh, we CAN still buy a dryer, lawnmower, pay all the propane bill, AND buy a retainer, no problem?" That's when the "gypsy" talk started.

Well, that's a given that it's both retainer related and gypsy talk.
Bitches be crazy.

[Flightstopper]

And for the record, this was still retainer related. "Oh, we CAN still buy a dryer, lawnmower, pay all the propane bill, AND buy a retainer, no problem?" That's when the "gypsy" talk started.

Demand her gypsy years to sell on the black market to fund it all. In your best Borat voice of course.

[3legged_lab]

And for the record, this was still retainer related. "Oh, we CAN still buy a dryer, lawnmower, pay all the propane bill, AND buy a retainer, no problem?" That's when the "gypsy" talk started.

Demand her gypsy years to sell on the black market to fund it all. In your best Borat voice of course.

Are they more valuable that gypsy tears?

[Woody]

And for the record, this was still retainer related. "Oh, we CAN still buy a dryer, lawnmower, pay all the propane bill, AND buy a retainer, no problem?" That's when the "gypsy" talk started.

Demand her gypsy years to sell on the black market to fund it all. In your best Borat voice of course.

Are they more valuable that gypsy tears?

[Flightstopper]

Lol just shows all our credibility is shot to shit.

[gila-river]

Screw up doing the laundry or not doing it her way the first 3 or 4 times and you don't have to do laundry again.

This works for everything. Dishes, laundry, vaccum. Ya my wife thinks I am mildly retarted, but I don't have to do any housework.

[Tomkat]

Screw up doing the laundry or not doing it her way the first 3 or 4 times and you don't have to do laundry again.

This works for everything. Dishes, laundry, vaccum. Ya my wife thinks I am mildly retarted, but I don't have to do any housework.

I really fucked the laundry up and got out of that. But I am on the hook for the dishes. 22 years together means some compromise.

[3legged_lab]

And for the record, this was still retainer related. "Oh, we CAN still buy a dryer, lawnmower, pay all the propane bill, AND buy a retainer, no problem?" That's when the "gypsy" talk started.

Demand her gypsy years to sell on the black market to fund it all. In your best Borat voice of course.

Are they more valuable that gypsy tears?

Haha. I even proof read it but was focusing on tears/years.