Honest movie reviews

[gila-river]

Wife and I found a flick titled "black rock" on Netflix last night. Fairly predictable plot. 3 women go camping on a remote island. Meet 3 strange men out hunting on said island. Trouble ensues. It was corny in parts and lacked any real surprises. However there was some decent topless scenes to be had. Including Actress Lake Bell whom I have a thing for. So overall I will give it 3 out if 5 stars. Worth it if you have netflix. Do not pay to rent.

[Redbeard]

And chance you can rewatch it and note at which times during the movie the titties appear?

[gila-river]

And chance you can rewatch it and note at which times during the movie the titties appear?

I will let you know this afternoon. Titty time marks are mandatory in the honest movie review thread from here forward:lol:

[Glimmerjim]

And chance you can rewatch it and note at which times during the movie the titties appear?

Things can get better with time....my wife called me in the other night to watch Jennifer Aniston as a stripper in some silly movie. I thought that was pretty decent of her!

[Redbeard]

Jim you crack me up

[Goldfish]

And chance you can rewatch it and note at which times during the movie the titties appear?

Things can get better with time....my wife called me in the other night to watch Jennifer Aniston as a stripper in some silly movie. I thought that was pretty decent of her!

That's actually not a bad movie, not that I can remember the name of it

[sws002]

And chance you can rewatch it and note at which times during the movie the titties appear?

Things can get better with time....my wife called me in the other night to watch Jennifer Aniston as a stripper in some silly movie. I thought that was pretty decent of her!

That's actually not a bad movie, not that I can remember the name of it

We're The Millers

[Tiler_J]

Honestly, I just watch porn. The sex scenes are usually awesome!


And before any of you jokers try, no it's not gay porn or bestiality or midget porn or man on man on man on man on girl on sheep porn or German shit porn or machine porn or weird insertion porn or transvestite porn or whatever else it is that Tim watches.

[Bad17]

Wow Tiler you are very knowledgeable on the different genres of porn.

[Glimmerjim]

Jim you crack me up

Being an idiot is WAY more fun than most idiots admit Red! They actually wish they were smarter.....go figure. If I had a clue how I'd F**k up tomorow, life would really have no pizzaz for me!

[AKPirate]

Honestly, I just watch porn. The sex scenes are usually awesome!


And before any of you jokers try, no it's not gay porn or bestiality or midget porn or man on man on man on man on girl on sheep porn or German shit porn or machine porn or weird insertion porn or transvestite porn or whatever else it is that Tim watches.

Hey

[Tiler_J]

Wow Tiler you are very knowledgeable on the different genres of porn.

Thank you.

[Tiler_J]

Honestly, I just watch porn. The sex scenes are usually awesome!


And before any of you jokers try, no it's not gay porn or bestiality or midget porn or man on man on man on man on girl on sheep porn or German shit porn or machine porn or weird insertion porn or transvestite porn or whatever else it is that Tim watches.

Hey

Seal porn?

[AKPirate]

Honestly, I just watch porn. The sex scenes are usually awesome!


And before any of you jokers try, no it's not gay porn or bestiality or midget porn or man on man on man on man on girl on sheep porn or German shit porn or machine porn or weird insertion porn or transvestite porn or whatever else it is that Tim watches.

Hey

Seal porn?

Sounds kinky

[Glimmerjim]

Best titty shots on a mainstream movie? I vote for Jamie Lee Curtis in "Trading Places", and Lisa Bonet in that creepy movie with Mickey Rourke.

[Redbeard]

Jim you crack me up

Being an idiot is WAY more fun than most idiots admit Red! They actually wish they were smarter.....go figure. If I had a clue how I'd F**k up tomorow, life would really have no pizzaz for me!

your humility is a breath of fresh air on this forum fulla cocky assholes

[Redbeard]

Honestly, I just watch porn. The sex scenes are usually awesome!


And before any of you jokers try, no it's not gay porn or bestiality or midget porn or man on man on man on man on girl on sheep porn or German shit porn or machine porn or weird insertion porn or transvestite porn or whatever else it is that Tim watches.

Hey

Seal porn?

hahaha

[Redbeard]

Best titty shots on a mainstream movie? I vote for Jamie Lee Curtis in "Trading Places", and Lisa Bonet in that creepy movie with Mickey Rourke.

sarah Jessica Parker's mom? That Jamie lee Curtis?

[Glimmerjim]

Best titty shots on a mainstream movie? I vote for Jamie Lee Curtis in "Trading Places", and Lisa Bonet in that creepy movie with Mickey Rourke.

sarah Jessica Parker's mom? That Jamie lee Curtis?

Is she really? I didn't know that. Jamie was Tony Curtis and ? daughter. Weird rumors of her being a hermaphrodite, but I have no idea. Jamie was also in the movie "Perfect" with John Travolta, and one of the original "Nightmare on Elm Street" or something similar horror movie wise. She's a cutie, but her mammalian glands are destined to be preserved in the Smithsonian!

[Tiler_J]

Best titty shots on a mainstream movie? I vote for Jamie Lee Curtis in "Trading Places", and Lisa Bonet in that creepy movie with Mickey Rourke.

Elizabeth Hurley in a weird movie called The Weight of Water. Truly amazing!

[Redbeard]

Best titty shots on a mainstream movie? I vote for Jamie Lee Curtis in "Trading Places", and Lisa Bonet in that creepy movie with Mickey Rourke.

sarah Jessica Parker's mom? That Jamie lee Curtis?

Is she really? I didn't know that. Jamie was Tony Curtis and ? daughter. Weird rumors of her being a hermaphrodite, but I have no idea. Jamie was also in the movie "Perfect" with John Travolta, and one of the original "Nightmare on Elm Street" or something similar horror movie wise. She's a cutie, but her mammalian glands are destined to be preserved in the Smithsonian!

great body. But has a horse's face

[Bootlipkiller]

Ann Hathaway love and other drugs. The princes has great tits

[Goldfish]

Ann Hathaway love and other drugs. The princess has great tits

Yup.

Btw, ftfy to be the girl, not the guy

[Redbeard]

Ann Hathaway love and other drugs. The princes has great tits

x2

[Glimmerjim]

Best titty shots on a mainstream movie? I vote for Jamie Lee Curtis in "Trading Places", and Lisa Bonet in that creepy movie with Mickey Rourke.

Elizabeth Hurley in a weird movie called The Weight of Water. Truly amazing!

I will get it based just on that review, Tiler. Elizabeth Hurley is kind of just above the fray when it comes to beautiful women. Isn't that who Hugh Grant was with when he got busted for picking up a cheap crack whore in LA? What............in the f**k........gets into people's minds? "Nah, I don't really like that 6 carat blue diamond........I think I'll take that chipped glass in the aluminum ring instead."

[Glimmerjim]

Ann Hathaway love and other drugs. The princes has great tits

I've got to get a pencil and paper.....

[Glimmerjim]

great body. But has a horse's face

Sarah J P or Jamie, Red? I always thought Jamie was pretty cute. SJP would look natural with a feed bag around her neck. I wouldn't get behind her though. Bet she can kick like a bitch!

[Redbeard]

Ann Hathaway love and other drugs. The princes has great tits

I've got to get a pencil and paper.....

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[Glimmerjim]

Ann Hathaway love and other drugs. The princess has great tits

Yup.

Btw, ftfy to be the girl, not the guy

I guess it begs to be asked.....how were his tits?

[Goldfish]

Ann Hathaway love and other drugs. The princess has great tits

Yup.

Btw, ftfy to be the girl, not the guy

I guess it begs to be asked.....how were his tits?

honest movie review? Pretty nice, lol