Woody wrote:And people wonder why I am not married.
assateague wrote:When arguing with a woman who is being illogical, saying "How'd you come up with that? Black magic? Voodoo? Some gypsy shit?" Will escalate the situation quicker than almost anything I've come across.
But then when it's further out of control, repeatedly saying "ok, whatever, gypsy" will not calm the situation at all, but will make you chuckle inside every time you say it. And that's worth it. Sometimes the best way to put a fire out is with an explosion, but sometimes it doesn't work. In which case, you still get to say "wow, cool explosion". Win-win.
That is all.
assateague wrote:Woody wrote:And people wonder why I am not married.
Why, you scared? I love my wife tremendously, but that doesn't mean that women aren't the devil.
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
being their shopping buddy is more fun huhWoody wrote:And people wonder why I am not married.
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
assateague wrote:When arguing with a woman who is being illogical,
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
why?Tomkat wrote:Another married tip:
When you are trying to watch a show, NEVER pause the recording and give them your full attention. Never! Just let them drone on over your show. Act interested and positive.
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
Redbeard wrote:why?Tomkat wrote:Another married tip:
When you are trying to watch a show, NEVER pause the recording and give them your full attention. Never! Just let them drone on over your show. Act interested and positive.
Redbeard wrote:why?Tomkat wrote:Another married tip:
When you are trying to watch a show, NEVER pause the recording and give them your full attention. Never! Just let them drone on over your show. Act interested and positive.
vincentpa wrote:assateague wrote:When arguing with a woman who is being illogical, saying "How'd you come up with that? Black magic? Voodoo? Some gypsy shit?" Will escalate the situation quicker than almost anything I've come across.
But then when it's further out of control, repeatedly saying "ok, whatever, gypsy" will not calm the situation at all, but will make you chuckle inside every time you say it. And that's worth it. Sometimes the best way to put a fire out is with an explosion, but sometimes it doesn't work. In which case, you still get to say "wow, cool explosion". Win-win.
That is all.
You'll be on knees begging for forgiveness when she cuts off the pussy.
assateague wrote:And for the record, this was still retainer related. "Oh, we CAN still buy a dryer, lawnmower, pay all the propane bill, AND buy a retainer, no problem?" That's when the "gypsy" talk started.
assateague wrote:And for the record, this was still retainer related. "Oh, we CAN still buy a dryer, lawnmower, pay all the propane bill, AND buy a retainer, no problem?" That's when the "gypsy" talk started.
AKPirate wrote:Jason is usually right but sometimes wrong
Flightstopper wrote:assateague wrote:And for the record, this was still retainer related. "Oh, we CAN still buy a dryer, lawnmower, pay all the propane bill, AND buy a retainer, no problem?" That's when the "gypsy" talk started.
Demand her gypsy years to sell on the black market to fund it all. In your best Borat voice of course.
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
3legged_lab wrote:Flightstopper wrote:assateague wrote:And for the record, this was still retainer related. "Oh, we CAN still buy a dryer, lawnmower, pay all the propane bill, AND buy a retainer, no problem?" That's when the "gypsy" talk started.
Demand her gypsy years to sell on the black market to fund it all. In your best Borat voice of course.
Are they more valuable that gypsy tears?
AKPirate wrote:Jason is usually right but sometimes wrong
goodkarmarising wrote:Screw up doing the laundry or not doing it her way the first 3 or 4 times and you don't have to do laundry again.
gila-river wrote:goodkarmarising wrote:Screw up doing the laundry or not doing it her way the first 3 or 4 times and you don't have to do laundry again.
This works for everything. Dishes, laundry, vaccum. Ya my wife thinks I am mildly retarted, but I don't have to do any housework.
Woody wrote:3legged_lab wrote:Flightstopper wrote:assateague wrote:And for the record, this was still retainer related. "Oh, we CAN still buy a dryer, lawnmower, pay all the propane bill, AND buy a retainer, no problem?" That's when the "gypsy" talk started.
Demand her gypsy years to sell on the black market to fund it all. In your best Borat voice of course.
Are they more valuable that gypsy tears?
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
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