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Postby AKPirate » Mon Jan 27, 2014 4:53 pm

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Re: Military Humor

Postby Redbeard » Mon Jan 27, 2014 4:56 pm

Haha
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Re: Military Humor

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Mon Jan 27, 2014 5:00 pm

Lol
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Re: Military Humor

Postby DC727 » Mon Jan 27, 2014 5:00 pm

Accurate

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Re: Military Humor

Postby QH's Paw » Mon Jan 27, 2014 8:27 pm

DC727 wrote:Accurate

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Extremely so!
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Re: Military Humor

Postby 3geese4me » Mon Jan 27, 2014 9:07 pm

QH's Paw wrote:
DC727 wrote:Accurate

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Extremely so!

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Re: Military Humor

Postby 3legged_lab » Mon Jan 27, 2014 9:47 pm

We have a military forum?!?
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Re: Military Humor

Postby AKPirate » Mon Jan 27, 2014 9:51 pm

3legged_lab wrote:We have a military forum?!?


Son of a ...
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Re: Military Humor

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Mon Jan 27, 2014 9:59 pm

AKPirate wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:We have a military forum?!?


Son of a ...


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Military Humor

Postby 3legged_lab » Mon Jan 27, 2014 10:01 pm

Who's in charge of it?
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Re: Military Humor

Postby AKPirate » Mon Jan 27, 2014 10:04 pm

3legged_lab wrote:Who's in charge of it?


Oh, for fucks sake
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Re: Military Humor

Postby 3legged_lab » Mon Jan 27, 2014 10:10 pm

:lol::lol::lol:
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Re: Military Humor

Postby AKPirate » Mon Jan 27, 2014 10:14 pm

3legged_lab wrote::lol::lol::lol:


When Assa typed that out in reply to Rex last night, I lost it, pure gold
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Re: Military Humor

Postby RonE » Mon Jan 27, 2014 10:17 pm

The motto of the Infantry: "Follow me!"

The motto of the rest of the Army: "After you, motherfucker!"
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Re: Military Humor

Postby AKPirate » Mon Jan 27, 2014 10:27 pm

RonE wrote:The motto of the Infantry: "Follow me!"

The motto of the rest of the Army: "After you, motherfucker!"


When we came up to obstacles in the Army, it's was always the Engineers out in front :beer:
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Re: Military Humor

Postby The Duck Hammer » Mon Jan 27, 2014 11:34 pm

AKPirate wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:Who's in charge of it?


Oh, for fucks sake


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Re: Military Humor

Postby Eric Haynes » Tue Jan 28, 2014 7:44 am

AKPirate wrote:
RonE wrote:The motto of the Infantry: "Follow me!"

The motto of the rest of the Army: "After you, motherfucker!"


When we came up to obstacles in the Army, it's was always the Engineers out in front :beer:


The Air Force TACP guys here make the rest of the base look bad. I'm sure the Rangers would be right there with them but I'm beginning to believe they don't exist. Never see any of them.
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Re: Military Humor

Postby jehler » Tue Jan 28, 2014 8:44 am

3legged_lab wrote:Who's in charge of it?
i am
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Re: Military Humor

Postby RonE » Tue Jan 28, 2014 10:28 am

AKPirate wrote:
RonE wrote:The motto of the Infantry: "Follow me!"

The motto of the rest of the Army: "After you, motherfucker!"


When we came up to obstacles in the Army, it's was always the Engineers out in front :beer:


And the Signal Corps ahead of them to take pictures.
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Re: Military Humor

Postby AKPirate » Tue Jan 28, 2014 3:32 pm

Eric Haynes wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
RonE wrote:The motto of the Infantry: "Follow me!"

The motto of the rest of the Army: "After you, motherfucker!"


When we came up to obstacles in the Army, it's was always the Engineers out in front :beer:


The Air Force TACP guys here make the rest of the base look bad. I'm sure the Rangers would be right there with them but I'm beginning to believe they don't exist. Never see any of them.


Never see who?
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Re: Military Humor

Postby AKPirate » Tue Jan 28, 2014 3:33 pm

jehler wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:Who's in charge of it?
i am


Can only go up from the last guy
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Re: Military Humor

Postby AKPirate » Tue Jan 28, 2014 3:33 pm

RonE wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
RonE wrote:The motto of the Infantry: "Follow me!"

The motto of the rest of the Army: "After you, motherfucker!"


When we came up to obstacles in the Army, it's was always the Engineers out in front :beer:


And the Signal Corps ahead of them to take pictures.


How true!
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Re: Military Humor

Postby Eric Haynes » Tue Jan 28, 2014 3:43 pm

AKPirate wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
RonE wrote:The motto of the Infantry: "Follow me!"

The motto of the rest of the Army: "After you, motherfucker!"


When we came up to obstacles in the Army, it's was always the Engineers out in front :beer:


The Air Force TACP guys here make the rest of the base look bad. I'm sure the Rangers would be right there with them but I'm beginning to believe they don't exist. Never see any of them.


Never see who?


That's the point maybe?
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Re: Military Humor

Postby AKPirate » Tue Jan 28, 2014 3:54 pm

Eric Haynes wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
RonE wrote:The motto of the Infantry: "Follow me!"

The motto of the rest of the Army: "After you, motherfucker!"


When we came up to obstacles in the Army, it's was always the Engineers out in front :beer:


The Air Force TACP guys here make the rest of the base look bad. I'm sure the Rangers would be right there with them but I'm beginning to believe they don't exist. Never see any of them.


Never see who?


That's the point maybe?


They like to work at night :thumbsup:
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Re: Military Humor

Postby Eric Haynes » Tue Jan 28, 2014 6:23 pm

AKPirate wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
RonE wrote:The motto of the Infantry: "Follow me!"

The motto of the rest of the Army: "After you, motherfucker!"


When we came up to obstacles in the Army, it's was always the Engineers out in front :beer:


The Air Force TACP guys here make the rest of the base look bad. I'm sure the Rangers would be right there with them but I'm beginning to believe they don't exist. Never see any of them.


Never see who?


That's the point maybe?


They like to work at night :thumbsup:

I see them in the forest every now and then with their snow shoes. Looks like hell. My coffee would be cold in minutes
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Re: Military Humor

Postby AKPirate » Tue Jan 28, 2014 6:26 pm

Eric Haynes wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
RonE wrote:The motto of the Infantry: "Follow me!"

The motto of the rest of the Army: "After you, motherfucker!"


When we came up to obstacles in the Army, it's was always the Engineers out in front :beer:


The Air Force TACP guys here make the rest of the base look bad. I'm sure the Rangers would be right there with them but I'm beginning to believe they don't exist. Never see any of them.


Never see who?


That's the point maybe?


They like to work at night :thumbsup:

I see them in the forest every now and then with their snow shoes. Looks like hell. My coffee would be cold in minutes


You at Fort Drum on orders right now?
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Re: Military Humor

Postby Eric Haynes » Tue Jan 28, 2014 6:37 pm

AKPirate wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
RonE wrote:The motto of the Infantry: "Follow me!"

The motto of the rest of the Army: "After you, motherfucker!"


When we came up to obstacles in the Army, it's was always the Engineers out in front :beer:


The Air Force TACP guys here make the rest of the base look bad. I'm sure the Rangers would be right there with them but I'm beginning to believe they don't exist. Never see any of them.


Never see who?


That's the point maybe?


They like to work at night :thumbsup:

I see them in the forest every now and then with their snow shoes. Looks like hell. My coffee would be cold in minutes


You at Fort Drum on orders right now?

Not on orders but fulltime technician.
Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "If I live, I will kill you. If I die, you are forgiven." Such is the rule of honor.
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Re: Military Humor

Postby AKPirate » Tue Jan 28, 2014 6:43 pm

Eric Haynes wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
RonE wrote:The motto of the Infantry: "Follow me!"

The motto of the rest of the Army: "After you, motherfucker!"


When we came up to obstacles in the Army, it's was always the Engineers out in front :beer:


The Air Force TACP guys here make the rest of the base look bad. I'm sure the Rangers would be right there with them but I'm beginning to believe they don't exist. Never see any of them.


Never see who?


That's the point maybe?


They like to work at night :thumbsup:

I see them in the forest every now and then with their snow shoes. Looks like hell. My coffee would be cold in minutes


You at Fort Drum on orders right now?

Not on orders but fulltime technician.


Gotcha.
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Re: Military Humor

Postby waterfowlman » Thu Feb 27, 2014 11:54 pm

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Re: Military Humor

Postby AKPirate » Fri Feb 28, 2014 12:01 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: So true
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