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Mustache

PostPosted: Fri Feb 21, 2014 8:59 pm
by 3geese4me
http://blogs.militarytimes.com/flightli ... che-march/

All Air Force guys, make sure you are implementing this new policy per the CSAF. Non conformers will be punished by UCMJ actions.

Re: Mustache

PostPosted: Fri Feb 21, 2014 9:06 pm
by AKPirate
3geese4me wrote:http://blogs.militarytimes.com/flightlines/2014/02/21/welsh-throws-down-gauntlet-air-force-wide-mustache-march/

All Air Force guys, make sure you are implementing this new policy per the CSAF. Non conformers will be punished by UCMJ actions.


:mrgreen:
While a mustache competition is, by its nature, a guy’s contest, Welsh said that “the women in our Air Force have a critical role to play here.”

“Their job is to ridicule us nonstop about the idiotic look that these mustaches will have on most of us, as we try to look like Tom Selleck and end up looking like a three-haired mole,” he said.

Re: Mustache

PostPosted: Fri Feb 21, 2014 9:23 pm
by 3geese4me
AKPirate wrote:
3geese4me wrote:http://blogs.militarytimes.com/flightlines/2014/02/21/welsh-throws-down-gauntlet-air-force-wide-mustache-march/

All Air Force guys, make sure you are implementing this new policy per the CSAF. Non conformers will be punished by UCMJ actions.


:mrgreen:
While a mustache competition is, by its nature, a guy’s contest, Welsh said that “the women in our Air Force have a critical role to play here.”

“Their job is to ridicule us nonstop about the idiotic look that these mustaches will have on most of us, as we try to look like Tom Selleck and end up looking like a three-haired mole,” he said.

I work with some women who could play in mustache march as well.

Re: Mustache

PostPosted: Fri Feb 21, 2014 9:27 pm
by AKPirate
3geese4me wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
3geese4me wrote:http://blogs.militarytimes.com/flightlines/2014/02/21/welsh-throws-down-gauntlet-air-force-wide-mustache-march/

All Air Force guys, make sure you are implementing this new policy per the CSAF. Non conformers will be punished by UCMJ actions.


:mrgreen:
While a mustache competition is, by its nature, a guy’s contest, Welsh said that “the women in our Air Force have a critical role to play here.”

“Their job is to ridicule us nonstop about the idiotic look that these mustaches will have on most of us, as we try to look like Tom Selleck and end up looking like a three-haired mole,” he said.

I work with some women who could play in mustache march as well.


There were some hairy women in Europe that were smoking hot, didn't bother me. :mrgreen:

Re: Mustache

PostPosted: Sun Feb 23, 2014 4:53 pm
by hawkeye76
I'll do no shave November, but mustache march is dumb. And since I have 3 more years till I can participate in no shave November, guess I'm just gonna be clean shaven everyday

Re: Mustache

PostPosted: Sun Feb 23, 2014 4:59 pm
by Feelin' Fowl
hawkeye76 wrote:I'll do no shave November, but mustache march is dumb. And since I have 3 more years till I can participate in no shave November, guess I'm just gonna be clean shaven everyday


Wait.

Why is No Shave November ok, but mustache March dumb?

Re: Mustache

PostPosted: Sun Feb 23, 2014 5:18 pm
by 3geese4me
My wife has promised that there will be no sexual activity with me if I grow out a mustache. But I think once she gets used to this womb broom she wont be able to contain herself around me.

Re: Mustache

PostPosted: Sun Feb 23, 2014 5:29 pm
by Feelin' Fowl
3geese4me wrote:My wife has promised that there will be no sexual activity with me if I grow out a mustache. But I think once she gets used to this womb broom she wont be able to contain herself around me.


:lol:

Re: Mustache

PostPosted: Sun Feb 23, 2014 5:34 pm
by hawkeye76
Feelin' Fowl wrote:
hawkeye76 wrote:I'll do no shave November, but mustache march is dumb. And since I have 3 more years till I can participate in no shave November, guess I'm just gonna be clean shaven everyday


Wait.

Why is No Shave November ok, but mustache March dumb?


Cause I'd rather let it all grow out rather than just a mustache. To each their own I guess,

Re: Mustache

PostPosted: Sun Feb 23, 2014 5:45 pm
by Feelin' Fowl
It's all for fun. Shitty mustaches are great conversation starters!

Re: Mustache

PostPosted: Sun Feb 23, 2014 5:49 pm
by 3legged_lab
Feelin' Fowl wrote:
hawkeye76 wrote:I'll do no shave November, but mustache march is dumb. And since I have 3 more years till I can participate in no shave November, guess I'm just gonna be clean shaven everyday


Wait.

Why is No Shave November ok, but mustache March dumb?

Because his looks like a cartoon evil villain moustache.

Re: Mustache

PostPosted: Sun Feb 23, 2014 5:50 pm
by Feelin' Fowl
3legged_lab wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:
hawkeye76 wrote:I'll do no shave November, but mustache march is dumb. And since I have 3 more years till I can participate in no shave November, guess I'm just gonna be clean shaven everyday


Wait.

Why is No Shave November ok, but mustache March dumb?

Because his looks like a cartoon evil villain moustache.


Those are some of the best!

Re: Mustache

PostPosted: Sun Feb 23, 2014 5:55 pm
by hawkeye76
3legged_lab wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:
hawkeye76 wrote:I'll do no shave November, but mustache march is dumb. And since I have 3 more years till I can participate in no shave November, guess I'm just gonna be clean shaven everyday


Wait.

Why is No Shave November ok, but mustache March dumb?

Because his looks like a cartoon evil villain moustache.


Heck, if it did I would participate haha

Re: Mustache

PostPosted: Sun Feb 23, 2014 6:34 pm
by Olly
In the Coast Guard we do Movember. Since we can't grow beards, it wasn't until 1987 that they banned beards for us. I wish some Commandant would come along and bring them back.

Re: Mustache

PostPosted: Sun Feb 23, 2014 6:40 pm
by 3legged_lab
Olly wrote:In the Coast Guard we do Movember. Since we can't grow beards, it wasn't until 1987 that they banned beards for us. I wish some Commandant would come along and bring them back.

Considering nautical heritage it should be required for E5 and up.

Re: Mustache

PostPosted: Sun Feb 23, 2014 6:42 pm
by Olly
3legged_lab wrote:
Olly wrote:In the Coast Guard we do Movember. Since we can't grow beards, it wasn't until 1987 that they banned beards for us. I wish some Commandant would come along and bring them back.

Considering nautical heritage it should be required for E5 and up.


The official reason is that's the year firefighting gas mask were made standard but I know some Admiral somewhere couldn't grow a beard worth shit and ruined all our fun.

Not that I can grow a beard.... maybe it's good we can't so I have an excuse. :lol: :lol: :lol: