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Cops Can Get Handjobs And Blowjobs From Hookers, But No Sex

Postby AKPirate » Wed May 07, 2014 10:03 pm

Hawaii Legislators Say Cops Can Get Handjobs And Blowjobs From Hookers, But No Sex

What does California let you guys do? :lol:

http://elitedaily.com/news/politics/hawaii-cops-legislators-reach-middle-ground-allowing-cops-get-handjobs-blowjobs-prostitutes/
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Re: Cops Can Get Handjobs And Blowjobs From Hookers, But No

Postby Woody » Wed May 07, 2014 10:14 pm

Probably ZJs
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Re: Cops Can Get Handjobs And Blowjobs From Hookers, But No

Postby AKPirate » Wed May 07, 2014 10:44 pm

Woody wrote:Probably ZJs


ZJ?
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Re: Cops Can Get Handjobs And Blowjobs From Hookers, But No

Postby 3legged_lab » Wed May 07, 2014 10:57 pm

Butt sex.
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Re: Cops Can Get Handjobs And Blowjobs From Hookers, But No

Postby 3geese4me » Wed May 07, 2014 11:03 pm

AKPirate wrote:
Woody wrote:Probably ZJs


ZJ?

If you don't know what it is, you can't afford it. Unless you're a cop.
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Re: Cops Can Get Handjobs And Blowjobs From Hookers, But No

Postby AKPirate » Wed May 07, 2014 11:05 pm

3legged_lab wrote:Butt sex.


BWWAAAAHHHHAAAA
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Re: Cops Can Get Handjobs And Blowjobs From Hookers, But No

Postby QH's Paw » Thu May 08, 2014 1:14 am

AKPirate wrote:
Woody wrote:Probably ZJs


ZJ?

I think it involves a basket hanging from the ceiling, with a hole in it, and spinning. You know Tim like in bangkok. ;)
Most just call it a basket fuck. :thumbsup:
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Re: Cops Can Get Handjobs And Blowjobs From Hookers, But No

Postby AKPirate » Thu May 08, 2014 1:17 am

QH's Paw wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
Woody wrote:Probably ZJs


ZJ?

I think it involves a basket hanging from the ceiling, with a hole in it, and spinning. You know Tim like in bangkok. ;)
Most just call it a basket fuck. :thumbsup:


That sounds fun, Z Job sounds boring :lol:
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Re: Cops Can Get Handjobs And Blowjobs From Hookers, But No

Postby waterfowlman » Thu May 08, 2014 6:06 pm

No wonder we can't get ahold of Redbeard half the time.
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Cops Can Get Handjobs And Blowjobs From Hookers, But No Sex

Postby Redbeard » Thu May 08, 2014 6:13 pm

Sorry guys been busy submitting my Hawaii highway patrol online application
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: Cops Can Get Handjobs And Blowjobs From Hookers, But No

Postby AKPirate » Thu May 08, 2014 6:23 pm

Redbeard wrote:Sorry guys been busy submitting my Hawaii highway patrol online application


If you get the job, post pics in the Hawaii Forum :D
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Re: Cops Can Get Handjobs And Blowjobs From Hookers, But No

Postby Redbeard » Thu May 08, 2014 8:28 pm

AKPirate wrote:
Redbeard wrote:Sorry guys been busy submitting my Hawaii highway patrol online application


If you get the job, post pics in the Hawaii Forum :D
where else would I post em
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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