Texas Sheriff's Exam

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Texas Sheriff's Exam

Postby RonE » Tue Jun 10, 2014 4:42 pm

A young Texan grew up wanting to be
a lawman.

He grew up big, 6' 2", strong as a longhorn, and
fast as a mustang. He
could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces.

When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only
dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff's Department.

After a series of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy
finally called him into his office for the young man's last interview.

The Chief Deputy said, "You're a big strong kid and> you can really
shoot. So far your qualifications all look good, but we
have, what you might call, an "Attitude Suitability Test", that
you must take before you can be accepted.

We just don't let anyone carry our badge, son."

Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the
desk, the Chief said, "Take this pistol and go out and shoot:
six illegal aliens,

six meth dealers,

six Muslim extremists,

six Democrats,

and a rabbit."

"Why the rabbit?" queried the applicant.

"You pass," said the Chief Deputy.
"When can you start?
"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and promoted by mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a piece of shit by the clean end."
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Re: Texas Sheriff's Exam

Postby Bootlipkiller » Tue Jun 10, 2014 4:52 pm

:lol:
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Re: Texas Sheriff's Exam

Postby 3legged_lab » Tue Jun 10, 2014 5:56 pm

Ahaha
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Re: Texas Sheriff's Exam

Postby Redbeard » Tue Jun 10, 2014 6:28 pm

HAHAHA
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: Texas Sheriff's Exam

Postby Goldfish » Tue Jun 10, 2014 6:58 pm

Lol, that's funny right there
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Re: Texas Sheriff's Exam

Postby waterfowlman » Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:07 pm

Funny shit right there Ron.
If only it were true !!
"Duty - Honor - Country".
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Re: Texas Sheriff's Exam

Postby sws002 » Tue Jun 10, 2014 10:43 pm

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
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Re: Texas Sheriff's Exam

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Sat Jun 14, 2014 4:06 pm

:lol:
Who really runs the prison? The inmates or the guards?
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