Goose contest

[3geese4me]

I think the biggest ones I have ever shot have been somewhere around 10-12 pounds.

[NuffDaddy]

I saw some fuckin monsters this weekend up at the lake. Hopefully they stick around for sept.1 so I can get a scale on em.

[The Duck Hammer]

I saw some fuckin monsters this weekend up at the lake. Hopefully they stick around for sept.1 so I can get a scale on em.

Two words: Pellet Gun

[rebelp74]

I saw some fuckin monsters this weekend up at the lake. Hopefully they stick around for sept.1 so I can get a scale on em.

Two words: Pellet Gun

I'd do it

[NuffDaddy]

Real tempting.

On an unrelated note...somebody/something took care of all the swan chicks up there since the last time I was up...They went from 7 to 0 in 2 weeks. I was gonna take some out if they were still around this weekend.

[The Duck Hammer]

I saw some fuckin monsters this weekend up at the lake. Hopefully they stick around for sept.1 so I can get a scale on em.

Two words: Pellet Gun

I'd do it

I don't doubt it.

[The Duck Hammer]

Real tempting.

On an unrelated note...somebody/something took care of all the swan chicks up there since the last time I was up...They went from 7 to 0 in 2 weeks. I was gonna take some out if they were still around this weekend.

You would kill swans before you killed Canadas? That's an even bigger fine. Your logic is not making sense.

[NuffDaddy]

Real tempting.

On an unrelated note...somebody/something took care of all the swan chicks up there since the last time I was up...They went from 7 to 0 in 2 weeks. I was gonna take some out if they were still around this weekend.

You would kill swans before you killed Canadas? That's an even bigger fine. Your logic is not making sense.

Mute swans...not trumpeters if that makes a difference. I hate those damn things...I like geese, other than they shit all over the grass when we aren't there.

[Eric Haynes]

Farm geese get to be well over 25lbs. My buddys daughter has some mallards right now that are over 10lbs.

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[assateague]

I shot a 12 pound black duck a couple years ago. Banded, no less.

[3geese4me]

I shot a 12 pound black duck a couple years ago. Banded, no less.

On Sunday too?

[3geese4me]

So if this contest comes to fruition, what are the rules and prizes?

[3geese4me]

I just want to know if I need to stock up on extra face paint to get real hardcore.

[assateague]

I shot a 12 pound black duck a couple years ago. Banded, no less.

On Sunday too?

I couldn't even keep a straight face while I was typing that.

[3legged_lab]

So if this contest comes to fruition, what are the rules and prizes?

Prize is a "Baddest Assed Goose Killer" banner under your name til next years contest, and the goose has to be delivered to me to be weighed on my frabil fish scale for official score. Dont worry, I double checked its calibration by weighing a rock that I think is 10lbs, and it confirmed its weight.
Its legit.

[assateague]

No way. I mail it to you, and the post office will deliver a lampshade and an orange Fanta instead.

[3legged_lab]

No way. I mail it to you, and the post office will deliver a lampshade and an orange Fanta instead.

Good thinking, we'll mail the scale around and trust everybody to do their own weigh ins.

[assateague]

Much better. My weight was 19.6.

[assateague]

Oh, wait...

[Goldfish]

No way. I mail it to you, and the post office will deliver a lampshade and an orange Fanta instead.

Good thinking, we'll mail the scale around and trust everybody to do their own weigh ins.

We can use ups. They are reliable on getting to everyones residences, right?

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[Goldfish]

Along the lines of a contest, we could just do a wff contest. Get a fish scale, and take a pic of your biggest bird on it. Honor system, because the prize would probably be something meaningless. Maybe 2 categories: you shot, and was shot when you were there.

If we want to do something like that, what could we do for a prize? Anyone have ideas?

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[rebelp74]

I would throw in a lanyard or call or something.

[assateague]

I'll throw in a free bottle of Jim's Fix-It Fluid.

[jarbo03]

I'll throw in a guided goose hunt

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[jarbo03]

I'll throw in a free bottle of Jim's Fix-It Fluid.

I call mine Uncle Jarbos Two Ball Tonic!

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[rebelp74]

I would throw in a lanyard or call or something.

Or a bottle ofthe gold bond

[assateague]

I'll throw in a free bottle of Jim's Fix-It Fluid.

I call mine Uncle Jarbos Two Ball Tonic!

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Different fluid, I suspect. Mine's for fixing everything from outboard motors to cell phones.

[rebelp74]

I'll throw in a free bottle of Jim's Fix-It Fluid.

I call mine Uncle Jarbos Two Ball Tonic!

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Different fluid, I suspect. Mine's for fixing everything from outboard motors to cell phones.

No one wants a jar of assapiss or jarbojizz.

[jarbo03]

I'll throw in a free bottle of Jim's Fix-It Fluid.

I call mine Uncle Jarbos Two Ball Tonic!

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Different fluid, I suspect. Mine's for fixing everything from outboard motors to cell phones.

I guess so! I tell the ladies it will fix what ails them.

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[assateague]

I've tried to convince them that mine does, too. No takers yet, though.