This is a golden opportunity to be just like Bootlipkiller insofar as his world and internet famous boat, "the Sensuous Squid".
After having been lovingly cared for these many years, I have found the sister ship to Boot's boat. This boat needs a little TLC but is in otherwise excellent condition. My guess is that it has always been stored indoors except when fishing. The motor might need a tune up and one fender on the trailer needs a little work, but otherwise.........
I am told that this boat is for sale for the unheard-of low, low price of only $600 (or best offer)
Imagine if you will, the strippers that you might catch with this, imagine how you will be lovingly regarded and esteemed when you pull up to the ramp with this fish catching machine behind your rig.