Traveling Decoy Carving

[JGUN]

Sucks the daily limit is only two here in Michigan this year. Mandarin will chase widgeon out of a feeding area. They're very aggressive.

[Goldfish]

You have enough of a population there that they set a limit on them? That seems a little silly seeing as they are not a native species. I suppose chinese ringneck pheasants aren't native either though.

[JGUN]

We have more mandarins than black ducks. We're only allowed one black duck.

[Westie25]

We have more mandarins than black ducks. We're only allowed one black duck.

I'm assuming theyre trash ducks?

[JGUN]

Here in the great lakes they taste pretty good, not like the ones from the salt flats.

[Olly]

Why do you guys think I asked JGUN to carve it?

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[Goldfish]

Because mine would look like a Helen Keller craft hour project.

[Baysider]

Lookin good man.

[JGUN]

Have to put a keel on it but the paints done.

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[Flightstopper]

Had to go reference pictures and yours looks spot on man, great job!

[3legged_lab]

Lookin bood brother, I bet the china men will be calling you any minute now. Wait, do they have a shotgun season, or is it Ninjy stars only?

[Baysider]

Very nice work on the paint man!

[assateague]

Holy crap.

[jarbo03]

Decoy looks awesome. Going to be some great pics.

[Goldfish]

Haha. That's going to get some goofy looks from hunters not in the MI area. It looks good though.

[Redbeard]

Outstanding. I'm telling ya JGUN you're my man to carve me up a sexy Suzie if you're ever up to it.

[assateague]

If I shoot a pintail over this thing, I'm keeping it. Just so you guys know.

[Redbeard]

If I shoot a pintail over this thing, I'm keeping it. Just so you guys know.

how cool would it be if this Chinese emperor had mystical powers that sucked airborne ducks right in.

[Flightstopper]

If I shoot a pintail over this thing, I'm keeping it. Just so you guys know.

[Baysider]

If I shoot a pintail over this thing, I'm keeping it. Just so you guys know.

You need to specify if you were to shoot one or drop one. Ive never done the later either.

[assateague]

Maybe I should bring this thing down your way when I have it, or you should come up here. That way, if we both drop one over it, they'll have to fight two of us to get the decoy back.

[Goldfish]

Pintail comes in to an Assa/Baysider hunt
A short story by Goldfish

Baysider: "Here comes some birds"
Assa: "Probably more $%*#ing black ducks"
Baysider and Assa: "PINTAILS!"

*BoomBoom*
*Splash*
Assa: "I'll to get it since I'm in the hybrid. (to himself: Please let there be gas, please let there be gas...)"
*Braaaaapapapap*
Baysider: "Sweet, go grab my pintail!"
Assa: "Yours?"
*Wwhhheeeeeeeeeerrrrrmmmm*
Baysider: "(to himself: Did he just question if it was mine?) Hey, why'd you grab the decoy... and where are you go... HAY!!!!!!"


The End.



(it's now 5'oclock. needed to kill some time. later gentlemen)

[assateague]

[Baysider]

Assa you run off with my pintail and I'll cut that decoy in half with shot.

Sounds good man. Let me know when you have it and we can go kill some black ducks.

[assateague]

I'll warn you now- I shoot buffies. They are every bit as tasty as a teal. But not as tasty as a black duck.

[Baysider]

Ive been known to host a dipper slaughter from time to time. I aint above it.