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This is great stuff!

One of the things I did not realize is how much the Coast Guard encourages boat captains to drink while they are underway.

You can bet your ass there is no way I will ever leave dock without a case of beer and a fifth of whiskey.

I only have one wish in life and that is to die while I am duck hunting.




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TK take solemn in the fact that you're 68% more likely to die of butt hurt than drowning.

Drink up!

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Olly wrote:TK take solemn in the fact that you're 68% more likely to die of butt hurt than drowning.

Drink up!

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:lol::lol::lol:

That book doesn't look fun, I prefer Swank.

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Olly wrote:TK take solemn in the fact that you're 68% more likely to die of butt hurt than drowning.

Drink up!

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Ha ha funny.

I thought you would enjoy the fact that I have embraced the prevailing mindset on WFF regarding boating.

I am a freaking water pirate now!

That's a good book to know TK. BUI is a very serious offense.

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jarbo03 wrote:That's a good book to know TK. BUI is a very serious offense.

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Hey, are you sure?

All good liquors involve boats-

Tomkat wrote:

jarbo03 wrote:That's a good book to know TK. BUI is a very serious offense.

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Hey, are you sure?

All good liquors involve boats-

You will be captain, not us. If I remember correctly, alcohol is allowed, but operator must be sober. Standard breathalyzer applies.

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jarbo03 wrote:

Tomkat wrote:

jarbo03 wrote:That's a good book to know TK. BUI is a very serious offense.

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Hey, are you sure?

All good liquors involve boats-

You will be captain, not us. If I remember correctly, alcohol is allowed, but operator must be sober. Standard breathalyzer applies.

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Same here in communist California. Quick question TK would you refuse to give a drunk a ride home in your car? Seems kind of the same to me but maybe I'm dumb.

I missed that tiller, I was opening a beer.

What?

Any drunks that ride in my boat have to wear that viking hat

Tomkat wrote:Any drunks that ride in my boat have to wear that viking hat

GAME ON!

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I'm wearing the pecker gourd.

On a serious note, while I'm not agreeing with TK, I firmly believe that it's his boat, his rules. That's just the way it should be, with pretty much everything.

assateague wrote:On a serious note, while I'm not agreeing with TK, I firmly believe that it's his boat, his rules. That's just the way it should be, with pretty much everything.

The deal is Jim, most, if not all of these a holes heckeling me dont drink on their boats, either.

It aint like I am afraid to have a good time.

There is a time and place for everything.

Well in that case when its my boat I'm wearing the pecker gourd.

3legged_lab wrote:Well in that case when its my boat I'm wearing the pecker gourd.

you mean, you dont wear it every day?