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It's Frank!

Postby QH's Paw » Fri May 03, 2013 9:48 pm

Every day, a male employee walks up very close to a female co-worker at the
coffee machine. He stops, inhales quite deeply and says that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, the woman can't stand it anymore. She takes her
issue to a supervisor in Human Resources and asks to file a sexual
harassment grievance against the guy.


The supervisor is puzzled and asks, "What's threatening about a co-worker
telling you your hair smells nice?"

"It's Frank. The midget."
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Re: It's Frank!

Postby The Duck Hammer » Fri May 03, 2013 9:51 pm

:lol:
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Re: It's Frank!

Postby obxbufflehead » Fri May 03, 2013 10:12 pm

:lol: :lol:
MOhuntingGuy wrote:I bet they were home schooled and lack the necessary social skills in life to take a joke.
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Re: It's Frank!

Postby NuffDaddy » Sat May 04, 2013 5:11 am

:lol::lol::lol:
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Re: It's Frank!

Postby Olly » Sat May 04, 2013 6:35 am

Did not expect that haha.

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Re: It's Frank!

Postby Redbeard » Sat May 04, 2013 9:07 am

Ha!
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: It's Frank!

Postby quackhead » Sat May 04, 2013 11:18 am

Lmao
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Re: It's Frank!

Postby Redbeard » Sat May 04, 2013 11:25 am

I texted that to a dozen buddies who all loved it
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: It's Frank!

Postby ohio mike » Sat May 04, 2013 12:17 pm

:clap: :clap:
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Re: It's Frank!

Postby Willie » Sat May 04, 2013 8:13 pm

obxbufflehead wrote::lol: :lol:

What are you giggling at, junior?
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Re: It's Frank!

Postby Goldfish » Sat May 04, 2013 9:45 pm

Willie wrote:
obxbufflehead wrote::lol: :lol:

What are you giggling at, junior?

Pretty sure he gets the joke. It's a sin to shave I'm sure.

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Re: It's Frank!

Postby Woody » Sat May 04, 2013 9:58 pm

Lol'ed
Have you ever wondered why your dick still looks brand new, but your face is starting to look like an aging pirate?
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Re: It's Frank!

Postby aunt betty » Sun May 05, 2013 11:44 am

Thought this might be about a differnt Frank.
Had a buddy who said Eff every third word.
Wife named hin "Effing Frank" and it stuck.
Ppl still call him that. Lol
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: It's Frank!

Postby 3legged_lab » Sun May 05, 2013 2:46 pm

Awesome story, but I bet no-one here know your buddy
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