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Re: I can't believe this is real

Postby jehler » Sun May 05, 2013 3:24 pm

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3legged_lab wrote:You don't have to fix leaks, just install a bilge pump.


And buy a bucket. The best bilge pump in the world is a scared man with a bucket. :lol:
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Re: I can't believe this is real

Postby assateague » Sun May 05, 2013 3:29 pm

Botiz630 wrote:Well, didn't buy the boat this morning, had a few leaks I wasn't interested in fooling with. C'est la vie.


Maybe it would've sank on top of your shotgun, and you could've got a twofer deal on the salvage bill.
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Re: I can't believe this is real

Postby waterfowlman » Sun May 05, 2013 3:30 pm

My son owed me a few bucks so I told him to detail my fishing boat and we'd be even. The old girl hasn't been this clean in a while.
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Re: I can't believe this is real

Postby Botiz630 » Sun May 05, 2013 4:04 pm

assateague wrote:
Botiz630 wrote:Well, didn't buy the boat this morning, had a few leaks I wasn't interested in fooling with. C'est la vie.


Maybe it would've sank on top of your shotgun, and you could've got a twofer deal on the salvage bill.


That's not a bad strategy. If I pile enough stuff up on the bottom of that lake eventually it will be worthwhile to go get it all.
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Re: I can't believe this is real

Postby Botiz630 » Sun May 05, 2013 4:07 pm

jehler wrote:
Botiz630 wrote:Well, didn't buy the boat this morning, had a few leaks I wasn't interested in fooling with. C'est la vie.
your not as dumb as woods makes you out to be titz, what's your ideal boats criteria and I'll keep my eyes open?


16ft long and as wide as possible. I'd also like a 20" transom.
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Re: I can't believe this is real

Postby jehler » Sun May 05, 2013 4:11 pm

Tiller or console? Bare deck duck boat or trimmed out fishing boat?
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Re: I can't believe this is real

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Sun May 05, 2013 4:29 pm

Riveted? Welded?
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Re: I can't believe this is real

Postby Botiz630 » Sun May 05, 2013 4:57 pm

Sorry, tiller and open floor, bare bones plain jane.

And welded would be nice, but riveted boats seem to be cheaper so...
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Re: I can't believe this is real

Postby Woody » Sun May 05, 2013 5:05 pm

Botiz630 wrote:Sorry, tiller and open floor, bare bones plain jane.

And welded would be nice, but riveted boats seem to be cheaper so...


I was just about to answer for you...
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Re: I can't believe this is real

Postby Botiz630 » Sun May 05, 2013 5:07 pm

YOU DON'T KNOW ME!
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Re: I can't believe this is real

Postby Woody » Sun May 05, 2013 5:09 pm

Botiz630 wrote:YOU DON'T KNOW ME!


You remember doing that to grams in Walmart back in the day?
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Re: I can't believe this is real

Postby 3legged_lab » Sun May 05, 2013 5:42 pm

Titz, I'll sell you my boat:
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How much you planning on spending?
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Re: I can't believe this is real

Postby Botiz630 » Sun May 05, 2013 5:52 pm

3legged_lab wrote:How much you planning on spending?


Think Teague.
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Re: I can't believe this is real

Postby 3legged_lab » Sun May 05, 2013 5:55 pm

Botiz630 wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:How much you planning on spending?


Think Teague.

Oh, you just wanna borrow it?
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Re: I can't believe this is real

Postby Woody » Sun May 05, 2013 6:05 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
Botiz630 wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:How much you planning on spending?


Think Teague.

Oh, you just wanna borrow it?


:lol:
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Re: I can't believe this is real

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Sun May 05, 2013 6:13 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
Botiz630 wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:How much you planning on spending?


Think Teague.

Oh, you just wanna borrow it?


Only if you drop it off and provide the fuel...

I think this is where something clever about tapatalk should go.
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Re: I can't believe this is real

Postby 3legged_lab » Sun May 05, 2013 8:38 pm

Feelin' Fowl wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Botiz630 wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:How much you planning on spending?


Think Teague.

Oh, you just wanna borrow it?


Only if you drop it off and provide the fuel...

I think this is where something clever about tapatalk should go.

Pfft. Broke dick bastards.
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Re: I can't believe this is real

Postby aunt betty » Mon May 06, 2013 11:14 am

Hey Reb. Did ya win? The masturbatathon I mean? :popcorn:
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: I can't believe this is real

Postby 3legged_lab » Mon May 06, 2013 3:34 pm

He wins every time. Thats why masturbation is nice.
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