Happiness is...

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Re: Happiness is...

Postby Tomkat » Sun Jun 02, 2013 9:34 am

(MT)Montanafowler wrote:
Tomkat wrote:And yet, there she stands, like a bright orange becon of hope in the wild hills of NE Kansas...GOOD ART is always in style.


i think we're all not-so-secretly waiting on the edge of our seats for someone to smash the fuck out of your mailbox again, just so you stop talking about it :lol:


Your a mean spirited person. Do you abuse kittens and puppies?


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Re: Happiness is...

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Sun Jun 02, 2013 10:30 am

Redbeard wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:
jehler wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:It's a long story, has to do with the first baby being so premature and the type of incision they had to make to get him out - they do not want her to have any kind of contractions, all the subsequent babies have to come out the same way. So we schedule them so the babies are 3-4 weeks premature - perfectly healthy, just scrawny.
wasnt aware you all went through all that, continued positive energy your way, won't let you guys slide off the prayer list until the babies out and filling diapers


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boy or girl Dan?

Boy
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Re: Happiness is...

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Sun Jun 02, 2013 10:31 am

Redbeard wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
assateague wrote:You have five. That automatically tops anything I got to say :lol:
She was in labor with Sam for 4-5 hours with an epidural. The next four, she was in labor for an hour or less. No time for epidurals.


Shoot...I walk into the OR, they start cutting and 10 minutes later, baby.
then 10 minutes later you're fishing?


You laugh but the doc and I were talking salmon while was closing up last time.
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Re: Happiness is...

Postby Redbeard » Sun Jun 02, 2013 11:24 am

DeadEye_Dan wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:
jehler wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:It's a long story, has to do with the first baby being so premature and the type of incision they had to make to get him out - they do not want her to have any kind of contractions, all the subsequent babies have to come out the same way. So we schedule them so the babies are 3-4 weeks premature - perfectly healthy, just scrawny.
wasnt aware you all went through all that, continued positive energy your way, won't let you guys slide off the prayer list until the babies out and filling diapers


Appreciated.
boy or girl Dan?

Boy
don't you have all boys now? Girls are a pain in the ass
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: Happiness is...

Postby Redbeard » Sun Jun 02, 2013 11:24 am

DeadEye_Dan wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
assateague wrote:You have five. That automatically tops anything I got to say :lol:
She was in labor with Sam for 4-5 hours with an epidural. The next four, she was in labor for an hour or less. No time for epidurals.


Shoot...I walk into the OR, they start cutting and 10 minutes later, baby.
then 10 minutes later you're fishing?


You laugh but the doc and I were talking salmon while was closing up last time.
beautiful
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: Happiness is...

Postby one2many » Sun Jun 02, 2013 11:51 am

Redbeard wrote: Girls are a pain in the ass

teenage girls make you wish all you had was a pain in the ass.
No helicopter looking for a murder
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Jeffys a pimp"
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Re: Happiness is...

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Sun Jun 02, 2013 12:00 pm

Redbeard wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:
jehler wrote:[quote="DeadEye_Dan"]It's a long story, has to do with the first baby being so premature and the type of incision they had to make to get him out - they do not want her to have any kind of contractions, all the subsequent babies have to come out the same way. So we schedule them so the babies are 3-4 weeks premature - perfectly healthy, just scrawny.
wasnt aware you all went through all that, continued positive energy your way, won't let you guys slide off the prayer list until the babies out and filling diapers


Appreciated.
boy or girl Dan?

Boy
don't you have all boys now? Girls are a pain in the ass[/quote]

Yessir. This will make 3. My wife was secretly hoping girl, and then when we found out she got over it in about 5 minutes.
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Re: Happiness is...

Postby Redbeard » Sun Jun 02, 2013 12:27 pm

DeadEye_Dan wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:[quote="jehler"][quote="DeadEye_Dan"]It's a long story, has to do with the first baby being so premature and the type of incision they had to make to get him out - they do not want her to have any kind of contractions, all the subsequent babies have to come out the same way. So we schedule them so the babies are 3-4 weeks premature - perfectly healthy, just scrawny.
wasnt aware you all went through all that, continued positive energy your way, won't let you guys slide off the prayer list until the babies out and filling diapers


Appreciated.
boy or girl Dan?

Boy
don't you have all boys now? Girls are a pain in the ass[/quote]

Yessir. This will make 3. My wife was secretly hoping girl, and then when we found out she got over it in about 5 minutes.[/quote]yea ya always think they're gonna be princesses...
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: Happiness is...

Postby aunt betty » Tue Jun 04, 2013 11:12 am

one2many wrote:
Redbeard wrote: Girls are a pain in the ass

teenage girls make you wish all you had was a pain in the ass.

Wait til your teenage daughter tries to get to school wearing Goth.
I shut that down instantly.
Oh no, Hell no. Go change now. :(
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: Happiness is...

Postby one2many » Tue Jun 04, 2013 1:15 pm

aunt betty wrote:
one2many wrote:
Redbeard wrote: Girls are a pain in the ass

teenage girls make you wish all you had was a pain in the ass.

Wait til your teenage daughter tries to get to school wearing Goth.
I shut that down instantly.
Oh no, Hell no. Go change now. :(

goth is better then the tramp clothes a bunch of high school girls wear.they sure as hell didnt dress like hookers when i was in school
No helicopter looking for a murder
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Jeffys a pimp"
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Re: Happiness is...

Postby 3legged_lab » Tue Jun 04, 2013 10:30 pm

one2many wrote:
aunt betty wrote:
one2many wrote:
Redbeard wrote: Girls are a pain in the ass

teenage girls make you wish all you had was a pain in the ass.

Wait til your teenage daughter tries to get to school wearing Goth.
I shut that down instantly.
Oh no, Hell no. Go change now. :(

goth is better then the tramp clothes a bunch of high school girls wear.they sure as hell didnt dress like hookers when i was in school

But I wish they would have!
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Re: Happiness is...

Postby aunt betty » Wed Jun 05, 2013 1:12 pm

My daughter forgot her lunch a couple times in high school. Taking it to her was such an enjoyable experience that I started making sure she forgot. Showed up right after the bell rang so I could window-shop in the hall. 8-)
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: Happiness is...

Postby 3legged_lab » Wed Jun 05, 2013 3:56 pm

Say what!?
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Re: Happiness is...

Postby Flightstopper » Wed Jun 05, 2013 3:58 pm

3legged_lab wrote:Say what!?

No shit!
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Re: Happiness is...

Postby 3legged_lab » Wed Jun 05, 2013 4:07 pm

Flightstopper wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:Say what!?

No shit!

What's the best part about dating high school chicks?


(One of you perves feel free to answer that)
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Re: Happiness is...

Postby rebelp74 » Wed Jun 05, 2013 4:23 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
Flightstopper wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:Say what!?

No shit!

What's the best part about dating high school chicks?


(One of you perves feel free to answer that)

You keep getting older and they stay the same age(said in a that guy from Dazed and Confused voice)
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Re: Happiness is...

Postby Gunny » Wed Jun 05, 2013 4:48 pm

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Re: Happiness is...

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Wed Jun 05, 2013 4:52 pm

You can't spell "Slaughter" without "Laughter"
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Re: Happiness is...

Postby JGUN » Wed Jun 05, 2013 4:54 pm

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Re: Happiness is...

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