Truck Tires

[aunt betty]

I know. Yours is bigger stronger more powerful cheaper to maintain goes faster picks up hotter hoes has shinier metal and has an mp3 player. You can pee further too.
Lets see your truck.
I guarantee someone like you will have a nicer one.
Zip it up.

[rozzo842]

Any tires work off-road if you have a Jeep.

Smart man

[BrewGUN]

I know. Yours is bigger stronger more powerful cheaper to maintain goes faster picks up hotter hoes has shinier metal and has an mp3 player. You can pee further too.
Lets see your truck.
I guarantee someone like you will have a nicer one.
Zip it up.

Taller, maybe, shinier no, more powerful-prob not, no hoes, no mp3, there are a lot if nicer trucks, just saying when going through 2-3 ft of snow, the extra clearance of taller tires comes in handy.

[jehler]

I'd take stock tires and a locker over mud tires and an open diff any day.

Somebody here understands trucks

My truck has traction control system.
Works fantastic. Stock tires work IF YOU KNOW HOW TO DRIVE A 4X4.

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Until you need ground clearance.

The between the lines translation:
Unless you have a small penis

[aunt betty]

I know. Yours is bigger stronger more powerful cheaper to maintain goes faster picks up hotter hoes has shinier metal and has an mp3 player. You can pee further too.
Lets see your truck.
I guarantee someone like you will have a nicer one.
Zip it up.

Taller, maybe, shinier no, more powerful-prob not, no hoes, no mp3, there are a lot if nicer trucks, just saying when going through 2-3 ft of snow, the extra clearance of taller tires comes in handy.

20" tires are tall.

[BrewGUN]

I'd take stock tires and a locker over mud tires and an open diff any day.

Somebody here understands trucks

My truck has traction control system.
Works fantastic. Stock tires work IF YOU KNOW HOW TO DRIVE A 4X4.

1370604405862.jpg

Until you need ground clearance.

The between the lines translation:
Unless you have a small penis

You Midgets have zero ground clearance!

[BrewGUN]

I know. Yours is bigger stronger more powerful cheaper to maintain goes faster picks up hotter hoes has shinier metal and has an mp3 player. You can pee further too.
Lets see your truck.
I guarantee someone like you will have a nicer one.
Zip it up.

Taller, maybe, shinier no, more powerful-prob not, no hoes, no mp3, there are a lot if nicer trucks, just saying when going through 2-3 ft of snow, the extra clearance of taller tires comes in handy.

20" tires are tall.

For a festival

[aunt betty]

The guy who has a power wagon tore up the road so fucking bad I quit going to the blind I built.
His truck is awesome...tiny little brain.

[BrewGUN]

The guy who has a power wagon tore up the road so fucking bad I quit going to the blind I built.
His truck is awesome...tiny little brain.

That's just disrespectful on his part.

[aunt betty]

I rhink I might have hurt myself. Tried stretching to pee just a little bit further.
Rub it?

[(MT)Montanafowler]

if you ever have to drive in ice and snow go with Hankook dynapro ATMs. I hated my hankook mudslingers but my boss bought me the ATMs when i needed new tires, got extra siping and they REALLY bite into snow and even ice. i have to really work to get them to break free.

[assateague]

I'm gonna go out on a limb, and say these WEREN'T the tires which put you into a telephone pole?

[aunt betty]

I'm gonna go out on a limb, and say these WEREN'T the tires which put you into a telephone pole?

He was trying to get more bars on the cell phone.