So let's hear some sound advice.
Sound advice
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Sound advice
by Westie25 » Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:51 pm
All I have right now. But it's true
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Re: Sound advice
by Olly » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:07 pm
Haha the first one is awesome.
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Re: Sound advice
by FlintRiverFowler » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:31 pm
Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
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Re: Sound advice
by capt1972 » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:51 pm
FlintRiverFowler wrote:Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
Did you get that from jelher?
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Re: Sound advice
by JGUN » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:51 pm
FlintRiverFowler wrote:Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
So do crowded basements...
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Re: Sound advice
by Goldfish » Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:52 pm
Girl who sits on judges lap, gets honorable discharge
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Re: Sound advice
by FlintRiverFowler » Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:07 pm
capt1972 wrote:FlintRiverFowler wrote:Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
Did you get that from jelher?
got that from an episode of crank yankers on comedy central probly 10 years ago.
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Re: Sound advice
by 3legged_lab » Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:11 pm
Goldfish wrote:Girl who sits on judges lap, gets honorable discharge
Man who walks with hands in pockets is feeling cocky.
Girl who flies airplane upside down is going to have hairy crack-up.
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Re: Sound advice
by MOhuntingGuy » Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:12 am
Whomever smelt thy foul, stingy odor. Dealt thy foul, stingy odor.
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Re: Sound advice
by FlintRiverFowler » Wed Jun 13, 2012 5:16 am
Baseball all wrong -- man with four balls cannot walk.
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Sound advice
by TNAL45 » Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:29 am
Just read Balls on the Barbed Wired Fence by Won Haung Tu Lo.
I refuse to play any sport that considers water a "hazard".
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Re: Sound advice
by FlintRiverFowler » Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:17 am
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
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