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Re: Banking

Postby goodkarmarising » Fri Jun 14, 2013 8:19 am

DeadEye_Dan wrote:I went back and forth with a sales guy once trying to get him to put a price on a vehicle, which he wouldn't do - "just make me an offer" So I got out my check book and wrote him a check.
"We'll that's not enough"...so I tore it up in front of his face and then listened to him and the salesman beg for another chance as they followed me to my truck.


I am going to use that one. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Banking

Postby aunt betty » Fri Jun 14, 2013 2:26 pm

The tuppence was a way bigger deal when the kids decided they wanted to spend it on feeding the birds...
That's a sin!
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Re: Banking

Postby 3legged_lab » Fri Jun 14, 2013 2:41 pm

Tomkat wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:Pisses me off when you ask how much the car is and they reply back with "what kinda payment are ya lookin for".


Really? It turns me on.... the last time I head this, I acted like he was a piss ant in a sand pile and casually replied "oh, you dont understand. I am not here to make finance terms. I am here to buy a car."

THAT got him a bit mixed up.

As expected, we had to see the sales manager before we could agree on a price. The whole attidude changes completly when you are paying with cash money. Then you get to the real figures.

The part that pisses me off is the fact that I ask a question and they can't give a straight answer.
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Re: Banking

Postby aunt betty » Fri Jun 14, 2013 3:34 pm

Straight answers in business are unheard of these days. You have to use a fine screen to sift out the bits of truth.
Self-renewing contracts that are nearly unbreakable.
The hospital has an elevator service contract that self-renews every ten years and requires ten years notice to break it.
Suppose they notify the service company tomorrow that they are ending their deal...
How safe and well-maintained do you think the elevators would be for the next ten years?
Have faith but...you go first on the elevator rides in that building. K?
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Re: Banking

Postby one2many » Sat Jun 15, 2013 2:20 am

aunt betty wrote:Straight answers in business are unheard of these days. You have to use a fine screen to sift out the bits of truth.
Self-renewing contracts that are nearly unbreakable.
The hospital has an elevator service contract that self-renews every ten years and requires ten years notice to break it.
Suppose they notify the service company tomorrow that they are ending their deal...
How safe and well-maintained do you think the elevators would be for the next ten years?
Have faith but...you go first on the elevator rides in that building. K?

all i give is straight answers in business, and i expect the same in return. there are still pockets in the world where a hand shake and a mans word are held in high regard.sorry you feel the way you do AB
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Re: Banking

Postby jehler » Sat Jun 15, 2013 7:30 am

I don't use contracts
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Re: Banking

Postby aunt betty » Sat Jun 15, 2013 8:15 am

jehler wrote:I don't use carmex

Yeah...no....yeah.
This will make sense after my pc boots up.
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Re: Banking

Postby Eric Haynes » Sat Jun 15, 2013 8:21 am

aunt betty wrote:
jehler wrote:I don't use carmex

Yeah...no....yeah.
This will make sense after my pc boots up.

It already makes sense. If ypu don't like SP, you probably weear crocs.

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Re: Banking

Postby aunt betty » Sat Jun 15, 2013 8:28 am

I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: Banking

Postby jehler » Sat Jun 15, 2013 8:33 am

Eric Haynes wrote:
aunt betty wrote:
jehler wrote:I don't use carmex

Yeah...no....yeah.
This will make sense after my pc boots up.

It already makes sense. If ypu don't like SP, you probably weear crocs.

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SP?
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Re: Banking

Postby aunt betty » Sat Jun 15, 2013 8:35 am

jehler wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
aunt betty wrote:
jehler wrote:I don't use carmex

Yeah...no....yeah.
This will make sense after my pc boots up.

It already makes sense. If ypu don't like SP, you probably weear crocs.

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SP?
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Re: Banking

Postby jehler » Sat Jun 15, 2013 8:37 am

I've seen every South Park, don't get the Carmex reference though
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Re: Banking

Postby aunt betty » Sat Jun 15, 2013 8:40 am

jehler wrote:I've seen every South Park, don't get the Carmex reference though

Just watch the video. The last scene is all about the Carmex addict named Josh.
This is about banks buddy, not you...Just happened to be easy to change "contract" to Carmex. :thumbsup:
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Re: Banking

Postby one2many » Sat Jun 15, 2013 12:41 pm

im a huge fan of my bank.
do you have any idea how hard it would be to carry cash to go buy 3 or 4 loads of feeder cattle, and then to count it all out..fuck that shit man
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Re: Banking

Postby jarbo03 » Sat Jun 15, 2013 1:29 pm

one2many wrote:im a huge fan of my bank.
do you have any idea how hard it would be to carry cash to go buy 3 or 4 loads of feeder cattle, and then to count it all out..fuck that shit man


Are you telling me you don't pay for your seed and spray with cash from your wallet

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Re: Banking

Postby assateague » Sat Jun 15, 2013 1:56 pm

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Re: Banking

Postby one2many » Sat Jun 15, 2013 11:44 pm

jarbo03 wrote:
one2many wrote:im a huge fan of my bank.
do you have any idea how hard it would be to carry cash to go buy 3 or 4 loads of feeder cattle, and then to count it all out..fuck that shit man


Are you telling me you don't pay for your seed and spray with cash from your wallet

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hell i dont know where my wallet is most days. its fine because there aint shit in it.
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Re: Banking

Postby aunt betty » Mon Jun 17, 2013 6:56 am

After the run on the bank they all said fuck it and flew kites.
Lets go fly a kite...up to the highest height...
Walt Disney must have really hated banks.
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Re: Banking

Postby Tomkat » Mon Jun 17, 2013 8:02 am

aunt betty wrote:After the run on the bank they all said fuck it and flew kites.
Lets go fly a kite...up to the highest height...
Walt Disney must have really hated banks.


No. Like all successful businessmen, Disney understood and utilized the banking system.

No banking system= no Walt Disney. No Disney land. No lobo wild and free movies.


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