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Re: Eff the right lane

Postby jehler » Sat Jun 15, 2013 8:35 am

Tomkat wrote:
jehler wrote:I have read this thread in its entirety, and the theme if it is that TK is anti-liberty


Yeah, what ever.

I drove a truck over the road for allmost 5 years. I have pulled a trailer from LA to Long Island, been 1n 44 states.

I have an opinion on public safety. I am sorry you dont agree with it.

That does not change my opinion.

So tell me Jehler, do you do 65 mph through a school zone?
i hit 115 in a school zone once, but I was a student at the time
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Re: Eff the right lane

Postby Redbeard » Sat Jun 15, 2013 10:27 am

ManlyMan wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
ManlyMan wrote:
MuddyWaterWarlock wrote:
ManlyMan wrote:[quote="MuddyWaterWarlock"][quote="ManlyMan"]I hate people who think because they're going 5 over the spoedlimit in the left lane they don't need to get over. BS

Does that make the one going faster in the left lane any more legal than the one going 5 over? Aren't both of you breaking the law, so how is one or the other one right?


I'm saying just because you're speeding the left lane doesn't mean you can block other people wanting to go faster

But if I'm going over the speed limit, why should I get over for somebody going faster than me? Who is right? Neither.
its common courtesy. You're comfortable going 5 over. The person behind you might be comfortable going 10 over. Why are you jamming them up. Just get over and let them pass then go back to doing your 5 over
Damn doctors and their "its a medical emergency" excuse in their arrogant ass tones. I tell em we all know the nurses do all the work, just before handing em their ticket[/quote]

I'm incredulous.[/quote]which don't you believe? That they throw down the med emergency or that I give doctors tickets?
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Re: Eff the right lane

Postby Redbeard » Sat Jun 15, 2013 10:35 am

jehler wrote:I have read this thread in its entirety, and the theme if it is that TK is anti-liberty
I've gotten that sense also. Which is odd since he's always spewing anti gov't talk
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Re: Eff the right lane

Postby ManlyMan » Sat Jun 15, 2013 10:56 am

Redbeard wrote:
ManlyMan wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
ManlyMan wrote:
MuddyWaterWarlock wrote:[quote="ManlyMan"][quote="MuddyWaterWarlock"][quote="ManlyMan"]

I'm incredulous.
which don't you believe? That they throw down the med emergency or that I give doctors tickets?


Oh I know they say the emergency thing. I've seen it done.
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Re: Eff the right lane

Postby Redbeard » Sat Jun 15, 2013 10:57 am

Then you don't believe I write em huh
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Re: Eff the right lane

Postby ManlyMan » Sat Jun 15, 2013 11:01 am

Redbeard wrote:Then you don't believe I write em huh


I'm just messing with you
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Re: Eff the right lane

Postby Redbeard » Sat Jun 15, 2013 11:19 am

No I'm just messing with you
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Re: Eff the right lane

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Sat Jun 15, 2013 11:21 am

You are freaking out,

man.

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Re: Eff the right lane

Postby Willie » Sat Jun 15, 2013 11:24 am

Eff people on bicycles. They are taking their lives in their own hands riding the way they do, two and three wide on roads.
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Re: Eff the right lane

Postby 3legged_lab » Sat Jun 15, 2013 11:30 am

Willie wrote:Eff people on bicycles. They are taking their lives in their own hands riding the way they do, two and three wide on roads.

I always chuckle when I see those goofy fuckers riding on the road thinkin they have the same right of way as a car, then when they come to a red light they blow through it. Pick and choose which rules to follow I guess.
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Re: Eff the right lane

Postby Redbeard » Sat Jun 15, 2013 11:50 am

Bicycles should be outlawed on the roads. Pedestrians too. Drivers of cars should have to wear helmets and 5 piece harnesses
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Re: Eff the right lane

Postby one2many » Sat Jun 15, 2013 12:08 pm

MuddyWaterWarlock wrote:
one2many wrote:30 mph on dirt/rock roads???? are you **** **** me??? i would run your ass over on the way to or from a bunker silo. speedometer in my silage truck only goes to 80 and i go 1200 rpm past that loaded.
we have 5-10 trucks running depending what we are doing
i think some of you have gotten old :beer:

That was mean. You ever try to drive with your walker tangled up in the pedals!!!!! :oops:

lol Muddy. no walker in the pedals but my tummy is starting to rub the steering wheel at times :o
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Re: Eff the right lane

Postby one2many » Sat Jun 15, 2013 12:21 pm

Tomkat wrote:Jeff I AM old. Thats not an insult. Thats an accomplishment. Didn't the Dr just tell you that you needed to slow down? If you would like to be old you better listen.

Doc and Jehler, do either of you speed in a school zone? Why not?


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you are right about the Dr. wanting me to get more and better sleep and to stop working 100 plus hours a week. i have done so the best i can,but i will still drive semi like i stole it and silage truck flat out pedal on the floor. time is money bro. i refuse to let the choppers or combines set idle in the field. blasting up and down my gravel roads is not for the timid.

but i do drive the seed limit +/- 5 or 6 mph when in a pickup on the paved roads. in town i drive under the speed limit.
when im smoking :mrgreen: i drive really slow but it feels like im doing 200 lol
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Re: Eff the right lane

Postby aunt betty » Sat Jun 15, 2013 7:39 pm

Older drivers are more experience by far than younger ones and drive a bit more conservatively for a reason.
All the speedy young fast zippy drivers my age are dead. They got into automobile accidents and died. :?
MAYBE it's not so good idea to wear your vehicle out with jack-rabbit starts, stops, and speeding in between.

This is something I learned in engineering school.
WHEN YOU DOUBLE YOUR SPEED...YOU QUADRUPLE THE RESISTANCE from external forces such as friction and air resistance.
Slowing down a little bit makes your car perfom better, requires less maintenance, and is SAFER TOO!
Sorry but this shit should be taught in driver's ed class. Maybe y'all was asleep or daydreaming about boning the cheerleaders.
Slow down dummies!
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: Eff the right lane

Postby QH's Paw » Sat Jun 15, 2013 8:59 pm

aunt betty wrote:Older drivers are more experience by far than younger ones and drive a bit more conservatively for a reason.
All the speedy young fast zippy drivers my age are dead. They got into automobile accidents and died. :?
MAYBE it's not so good idea to wear your vehicle out with jack-rabbit starts, stops, and speeding in between.

This is something I learned in engineering school.
WHEN YOU DOUBLE YOUR SPEED...YOU QUADRUPLE THE RESISTANCE from external forces such as friction and air resistance.
Slowing down a little bit makes your car perfom better, requires less maintenance, and is SAFER TOO!
Sorry but this shit should be taught in driver's ed class. Maybe y'all was asleep or daydreaming about boning the cheerleaders.
Slow down dummies!

When I was in HS, there was no requirement for the class. I didn't take it. Besides, the class cost something like $50 or maybe $100. Do you have any idea how much 'erb that translate to back in the 70s. Oops, I forgot who I was talking to. Carry on. ;)
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Re: Eff the right lane

Postby MuddyWaterWarlock » Sat Jun 15, 2013 9:10 pm

QH's Paw wrote:
aunt betty wrote:Older drivers are more experience by far than younger ones and drive a bit more conservatively for a reason.
All the speedy young fast zippy drivers my age are dead. They got into automobile accidents and died. :?
MAYBE it's not so good idea to wear your vehicle out with jack-rabbit starts, stops, and speeding in between.

This is something I learned in engineering school.
WHEN YOU DOUBLE YOUR SPEED...YOU QUADRUPLE THE RESISTANCE from external forces such as friction and air resistance.
Slowing down a little bit makes your car perfom better, requires less maintenance, and is SAFER TOO!
Sorry but this **** should be taught in driver's ed class. Maybe y'all was asleep or daydreaming about boning the cheerleaders.
Slow down dummies!

When I was in HS, there was no requirement for the class. I didn't take it. Besides, the class cost something like $50 or maybe $100. Do you have any idea how much 'erb that translate to back in the 70s. Oops, I forgot who I was talking to. Carry on. ;)

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Eff the right lane

Postby one2many » Sat Jun 15, 2013 11:29 pm

aunt betty wrote:Older drivers are more experience by far than younger ones and drive a bit more conservatively for a reason.
All the speedy young fast zippy drivers my age are dead. They got into automobile accidents and died. :?
MAYBE it's not so good idea to wear your vehicle out with jack-rabbit starts, stops, and speeding in between.

This is something I learned in engineering school.
WHEN YOU DOUBLE YOUR SPEED...YOU QUADRUPLE THE RESISTANCE from external forces such as friction and air resistance.
Slowing down a little bit makes your car perfom better, requires less maintenance, and is SAFER TOO!
Sorry but this shit should be taught in driver's ed class. Maybe y'all was asleep or daydreaming about boning the cheerleaders.
Slow down dummies!

how come its always the old fuckers that are smashing through store fronts going right into the store :o move bitch get out the way :lol:
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Re: Eff the right lane

Postby MuddyWaterWarlock » Sun Jun 16, 2013 12:08 am

one2many wrote:
aunt betty wrote:Older drivers are more experience by far than younger ones and drive a bit more conservatively for a reason.
All the speedy young fast zippy drivers my age are dead. They got into automobile accidents and died. :?
MAYBE it's not so good idea to wear your vehicle out with jack-rabbit starts, stops, and speeding in between.

This is something I learned in engineering school.
WHEN YOU DOUBLE YOUR SPEED...YOU QUADRUPLE THE RESISTANCE from external forces such as friction and air resistance.
Slowing down a little bit makes your car perfom better, requires less maintenance, and is SAFER TOO!
Sorry but this **** should be taught in driver's ed class. Maybe y'all was asleep or daydreaming about boning the cheerleaders.
Slow down dummies!

how come its always the old **** that are smashing through store fronts going right into the store :o move **** get out the way :lol:

I told you last night that was mean! Its because we get our walkers tangled up in the pedals!!!!!
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Hey douche, when a seeds sprouts roots...what is it called?



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Re: Eff the right lane

Postby ManlyMan » Sun Jun 16, 2013 1:00 am

aunt betty wrote:Older drivers are more experience by far than younger ones and drive a bit more conservatively for a reason.
All the speedy young fast zippy drivers my age are dead. They got into automobile accidents and died. :?
MAYBE it's not so good idea to wear your vehicle out with jack-rabbit starts, stops, and speeding in between.

This is something I learned in engineering school.
WHEN YOU DOUBLE YOUR SPEED...YOU QUADRUPLE THE RESISTANCE from external forces such as friction and air resistance.
Slowing down a little bit makes your car perfom better, requires less maintenance, and is SAFER TOO!
Sorry but this shit should be taught in driver's ed class. Maybe y'all was asleep or daydreaming about boning the cheerleaders.
Slow down dummies!


This past weekend I drove to Nashville. For the first 400 miles, I more or less drove at 70mph because I followed the moving truck. My car, V8 with fully loaded cargo got 24 miles to the gallon. For the last 200 miles I ditched the moving truck and drove 80. My mpg dropped to 21. Ill take that decrease in mpg any friggin day of the week for the time it'll save. Had I driven 80 the entire way that would have been an hour less of travel time.
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Re: Eff the right lane

Postby Tomkat » Sun Jun 16, 2013 5:53 am

I am going with slow down dummies!


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Re: Eff the right lane

Postby jehler » Sun Jun 16, 2013 7:38 am

The best defense is a strong offense, fast and to the left ;)
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Re: Eff the right lane

Postby Tomkat » Sun Jun 16, 2013 1:03 pm

jehler wrote:The best defense is a strong offense, fast and to the left ;)


Its a damn shame it has to be that way. I like the idea of people wanting to slow down. Don't think it will ever happen.

Spending time in other countries is what shows you how obsessed with time americans are.


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Re: Eff the right lane

Postby assateague » Sun Jun 16, 2013 1:59 pm

Maybe spending time in other European countries does, but spending time in other countries in Asia shows you just how much we're a bunch of slackasses when it comes to time.
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Re: Eff the right lane

Postby QH's Paw » Sun Jun 16, 2013 5:58 pm

Tomkat wrote:
jehler wrote:The best defense is a strong offense, fast and to the left ;)


Its a damn shame it has to be that way. I like the idea of people wanting to slow down. Don't think it will ever happen.

Spending time in other countries is what shows you how obsessed with time americans are.


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Really, I lived in Germany 3 years and would get passed like I was parked when I was doing 100mph. They keep it safe by keeping old people off the road. Old people walked and rode bikes a lot there.
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Re: Eff the right lane

Postby Tomkat » Sun Jun 16, 2013 6:06 pm

QH's Paw wrote:
Tomkat wrote:
jehler wrote:The best defense is a strong offense, fast and to the left ;)


Its a damn shame it has to be that way. I like the idea of people wanting to slow down. Don't think it will ever happen.

Spending time in other countries is what shows you how obsessed with time americans are.


All better now!

Really, I lived in Germany 3 years and would get passed like I was parked when I was doing 100mph. They keep it safe by keeping old people off the road. Old people walked and rode bikes a lot there.


I know, I have been there.
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Re: Eff the right lane

Postby aunt betty » Mon Jun 17, 2013 11:20 am

QH's Paw wrote:
Tomkat wrote:
jehler wrote:The best defense is a strong offense, fast and to the left ;)


Its a damn shame it has to be that way. I like the idea of people wanting to slow down. Don't think it will ever happen.

Spending time in other countries is what shows you how obsessed with time americans are.


All better now!

Really, I lived in Germany 3 years and would get passed like I was parked when I was doing 100mph. They keep it safe by keeping old people off the road. Old people walked and rode bikes a lot there.

Define "old" but be careful...it has a way of happening to you.
Old: someone who drives slower than QH's Paw.
Correct?
Will go one step further. It should be a law that all vehicles have bumpers at same height.
Why? So when QH comes along he can just push the guy in front faster. Make that legal too.
Gimmee a push...
We shall call it the QH's Paw Law.
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Re: Eff the right lane

Postby QH's Paw » Mon Jun 17, 2013 4:29 pm

aunt betty wrote:
QH's Paw wrote:
Tomkat wrote:
jehler wrote:The best defense is a strong offense, fast and to the left ;)


Its a damn shame it has to be that way. I like the idea of people wanting to slow down. Don't think it will ever happen.

Spending time in other countries is what shows you how obsessed with time americans are.


All better now!

Really, I lived in Germany 3 years and would get passed like I was parked when I was doing 100mph. They keep it safe by keeping old people off the road. Old people walked and rode bikes a lot there.

Define "old" but be careful...it has a way of happening to you.
Old: someone who drives slower than QH's Paw.
Correct?
Will go one step further. It should be a law that all vehicles have bumpers at same height.
Why? So when QH comes along he can just push the guy in front faster. Make that legal too.
Gimmee a push...
We shall call it the QH's Paw Law.

Make the bill, we'll get Petty to sign it into law. Isn't he the one that bumped someone on a freeway in NC one time, because they were going too slow, in the left hand lane. Just go all old school Nascar on their ass. :thumbsup:
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