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Re: This is bullshit-

Postby jarbo03 » Wed Jul 10, 2013 1:56 pm

assateague wrote:Only the ones with snaps.


Pearl snaps?

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Re: This is bullshit-

Postby one2many » Wed Jul 10, 2013 2:04 pm

jarbo03 wrote:
assateague wrote:Only the ones with snaps.


Pearl snaps?

Sent from my new unbroken fully functional phone

and only buttoned at the very top
cholo style
No helicopter looking for a murder
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Jeffys a pimp"
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Re: This is ****

Postby goodkarmarising » Wed Jul 10, 2013 2:17 pm

assateague wrote:
QH's Paw wrote:
assateague wrote:I love hot weather.

I don't believe you. You live in a house full of woman and girls. They are using the AC, gauranteed. AC cost money, hence my disbelief.
I think you mean warm weather, not hot.



It's true. I love hot weather and summertime. The AC runs from time to time, usually when the humidity gets bad. But I use it as a club. If the wife and kids are too loud or active, I turn it off. Nothing keeps kids from arguing and wives from wanting you to do stuff quite like having a 91 degree house. They just sit there and sweat quietly, or go visit friends who have the AC on. Which leaves me in peace and quiet. It's a win/win.


Just the opposite here...Me and my dogs don't do well in weather over 75 or so. My dogs start panting if the thermostat raises above 70.
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Re: This is bullshit-

Postby assateague » Wed Jul 10, 2013 2:47 pm

jarbo03 wrote:
assateague wrote:Only the ones with snaps.


Pearl snaps?

Sent from my new unbroken fully functional phone



Of course.

And by the way, you're a jerk! You were supposed to wait, dammit. But thank you, nonetheless. Trying to decide what I'm gonna send you.
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Re: This is bullshit-

Postby Tomkat » Wed Jul 10, 2013 2:49 pm

assateague wrote:
jarbo03 wrote:
assateague wrote:Only the ones with snaps.


Pearl snaps?

Sent from my new unbroken fully functional phone



Of course.

And by the way, you're a jerk! You were supposed to wait, dammit. But thank you, nonetheless. Trying to decide what I'm gonna send you.



HA HA!!! YEAH I want to see Jarbo in a pearl snap western shirt!!!! :fishing: :welcome: :D

Send it to him before his trip to Montana.
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Re: This is ****

Postby goodkarmarising » Wed Jul 10, 2013 2:50 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: This is bullshit-

Postby Tomkat » Wed Jul 10, 2013 2:51 pm

Here we go, the JARBO COLLECTION

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Re: This is bullshit-

Postby jarbo03 » Wed Jul 10, 2013 2:53 pm

assateague wrote:
jarbo03 wrote:
assateague wrote:Only the ones with snaps.


Pearl snaps?

Sent from my new unbroken fully functional phone



Of course.

And by the way, you're a jerk! You were supposed to wait, dammit. But thank you, nonetheless. Trying to decide what I'm gonna send you.


My bad! Excess goods lying around might cause me to buy something to use them with!

Don't worry bout sending me shit.

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Re: This is bullshit-

Postby assateague » Wed Jul 10, 2013 3:11 pm

Tomkat wrote:Here we go, the JARBO COLLECTION

Image




That's my going-to-town shirt.
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Re: This is bullshit-

Postby jarbo03 » Wed Jul 10, 2013 3:21 pm

Tomkat wrote:Here we go, the JARBO COLLECTION

Image


That would be badass with big pointy taint kickin boots!

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Re: This is ****

Postby vincentpa » Wed Jul 10, 2013 3:23 pm

Leaving work, two minutes out the door I got caught in a downpour that blew buckets of rain horizontally. Umbrella was completely ineffective. I might as well have jumped in a pool with all my clothes on. On the bus now, drenched.
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Re: This is bullshit-

Postby jarbo03 » Wed Jul 10, 2013 3:27 pm

jarbo03 wrote:
Tomkat wrote:Here we go, the JARBO COLLECTION

Image


That would be badass with big pointy taint kickin boots!

Sent from my new unbroken fully functional phone


That shirt and these boots would be a huge pussy magnet!


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Re: This is bullshit-

Postby assateague » Wed Jul 10, 2013 3:36 pm

Or a pussy catcher. "Hey, come smell this flower- it actually smells like a real rose". Then when they get close enough, kick them them with a boot toe, like you were spearfishing gar.
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Re: This is bullshit-

Postby Tomkat » Wed Jul 10, 2013 3:45 pm

So its settled- assateague is going to send Jarbo a REAL western shirt, complete with pearl snaps.

Jim, I believe he wears extra long. Get him a nice one, you here?
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Re: This is bullshit-

Postby assateague » Wed Jul 10, 2013 3:50 pm

They may be imitation pearl. I'll have to send something which will complement my John Brown outfit I'm going to wear on the plane. People won't know what hit them when they see a white Mexican and John Brown in a frock coat and Mathews hat walking out of the airport carrying shotguns.
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Re: This is bullshit-

Postby jarbo03 » Wed Jul 10, 2013 4:15 pm

Jaws. Will. Drop!

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Re: This is bullshit-

Postby Tomkat » Wed Jul 10, 2013 4:16 pm

assateague wrote:They may be imitation pearl. I'll have to send something which will complement my John Brown outfit I'm going to wear on the plane. People won't know what hit them when they see a white Mexican and John Brown in a frock coat and Mathews hat walking out of the airport carrying shotguns.


Are you SURE you dont want to borrow one of our guns? I have a real nice B gun you are welcome to use....
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Re: This is bullshit-

Postby 3legged_lab » Wed Jul 10, 2013 11:53 pm

assateague wrote:The thermostat is right over my recliner. I work from home. They want to get to the thermostat, they have to go over me.

This really made me laugh. I am the household thermostat nazi.
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Re: This is bullshit-

Postby 3legged_lab » Wed Jul 10, 2013 11:57 pm

jarbo03 wrote:
jarbo03 wrote:
Tomkat wrote:Here we go, the JARBO COLLECTION

Image


That would be badass with big pointy taint kickin boots!

Sent from my new unbroken fully functional phone


That shirt and these boots would be a huge pussy magnet!


Sent from my new unbroken fully functional phone

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
I enjoy seeing the "taint boots" turn into a running thing
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Re: This is bullshit-

Postby one2many » Thu Jul 11, 2013 2:03 am

3legged_lab wrote:
jarbo03 wrote:
jarbo03 wrote:
Tomkat wrote:Here we go, the JARBO COLLECTION

Image


That would be badass with big pointy taint kickin boots!

Sent from my new unbroken fully functional phone


That shirt and these boots would be a huge pussy magnet!


Sent from my new unbroken fully functional phone

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
I enjoy seeing the "taint boots" turn into a running thing

i would totally rock that shirt
No helicopter looking for a murder
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Jeffys a pimp"
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