Fu€king Nigerians...

[DeadEye_Dan]

Attention.

You are advice to note that this Firm is legitimate, and not a fraudulent one. You are advice to take this important note very seriously, so many beneficiary from your country has really lost their claims, due to Internet spammers and lack of orientation and due to lack of proper validation.

I will like to say unto you, that your fund has been validated and legally proved, by the United Nation here in Nigeria. Do note that the INTERPOL is also aware of your transaction with us, which even put you in a safer side. So there is no way this firm, can swindle you of your prize claims., after you have met the necessary requirement s. I guess you actually know the current news of Internet Fraud and scam alert all over the internet, so I will not have to blame you about this proper validation of your claims, in our possession, I wish if every on can validate their prize in such manners.

You are advise to fill in the HSBC BANK form so that we can use you bank details to transfer your compensation funds to your nominated bank account without any delay. Fill and return the application form below:

1.Names on Account....................... .
2.Name of Bank.......................... ..
3.Account Number:..........................
4.Swift Code.......................... ....
5.Account Holder Country...................
6.City/State ..............................
7.Telephone................... ............

All you need to do is to fill the form and return to us. We await your immediate response, as we assure you of our professional assistance.

Yours faithfully,
Mr Mr Kenneth Bruce
TEL: +2347063017456
HSBC BANK REPRESENTATIVE
http://www.un.org/sg.

[Feelin' Fowl]

Someone's going to be rich!

[3geese4me]

Did you send them a picture of you in black tights playing a flute as well?

[DeadEye_Dan]

Floral tights.

You think that was the key??

[3geese4me]

The key to success is sometimes a tad on the flamboyant side.

[Flightstopper]

Milk it for one of their crazy ass pics!

[aunt betty]

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