AWWW HELLL NO

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Re: AWWW HELLL NO

Postby Redbeard » Tue Jul 23, 2013 7:34 am

There only one thing to do at this point...call the Waterfowlman
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Re: AWWW HELLL NO

Postby Eric Haynes » Tue Jul 23, 2013 8:22 am

ManlyMan wrote:I said this on the other site, but I figured I'd post it here.




Dude is odd enough to unprompted send 70 dollars or so of flowers, I'm not going to piss him off and have him go jeffrey dahmer on my lady while im currently in Nashville.

Now, if I lived there 24/7 things would be different, but it's much smarter and safer to check my ego at the door and make the smart decision when it's my loved one who would bear the consequences of my temper or any of my actions.

I have politely informed him it's a no go and he has voiced understanding, crosschecked all KS criminal/civil/court records against his name and I am 90 percent sure I have found him on facebook. I have also determined which car is most likely his and its license plate number. Her father is also staying with her for now as well.


Now that, to me, is wayyyy crazier than sending a pretty girl flowers.

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Re: AWWW HELLL NO

Postby Goldfish » Tue Jul 23, 2013 8:48 am

Redbeard wrote:There only one thing to do at this point...call the Waterfowlman

Shit just got real

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Re: AWWW HELLL NO

Postby DC727 » Tue Jul 23, 2013 8:49 am

Eric Haynes wrote:
ManlyMan wrote:I said this on the other site, but I figured I'd post it here.




Dude is odd enough to unprompted send 70 dollars or so of flowers, I'm not going to piss him off and have him go jeffrey dahmer on my lady while im currently in Nashville.

Now, if I lived there 24/7 things would be different, but it's much smarter and safer to check my ego at the door and make the smart decision when it's my loved one who would bear the consequences of my temper or any of my actions.

I have politely informed him it's a no go and he has voiced understanding, crosschecked all KS criminal/civil/court records against his name and I am 90 percent sure I have found him on facebook. I have also determined which car is most likely his and its license plate number. Her father is also staying with her for now as well.


Now that, to me, is wayyyy crazier than sending a pretty girl flowers.

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Re: AWWW HELLL NO

Postby Willie » Tue Jul 23, 2013 3:34 pm

ManlyMan wrote:I said this on the other site, but I figured I'd post it here.




Dude is odd enough to unprompted send 70 dollars or so of flowers, I'm not going to piss him off and have him go jeffrey dahmer on my lady while im currently in Nashville.

Now, if I lived there 24/7 things would be different, but it's much smarter and safer to check my ego at the door and make the smart decision when it's my loved one who would bear the consequences of my temper or any of my actions.

I have politely informed him it's a no go and he has voiced understanding, crosschecked all KS criminal/civil/court records against his name and I am 90 percent sure I have found him on facebook. I have also determined which car is most likely his and its license plate number. Her father is also staying with her for now as well.

That's good thinking.
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Re: AWWW HELLL NO

Postby vincentpa » Tue Jul 23, 2013 4:36 pm

She probably had lunch with him yesterday.
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Re: AWWW HELLL NO

Postby vincentpa » Tue Jul 23, 2013 4:37 pm

Duplicate post.
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Re: AWWW HELLL NO

Postby Mornin Beef » Tue Jul 23, 2013 5:02 pm

vincentpa wrote:Duplicate post.

Nice catch.
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Re: AWWW HELLL NO

Postby jehler » Tue Jul 23, 2013 7:05 pm

Olly wrote:Send me his number doc. I just had to scare away a guy for a friend of mine today.

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??? You look like 12 years old, how do you scare them, you were a mask?
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Re: AWWW HELLL NO

Postby jehler » Tue Jul 23, 2013 7:14 pm

And doc, your doing the right thing, trust your gut
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Re: AWWW HELLL NO

Postby assateague » Tue Jul 23, 2013 7:43 pm

jehler wrote:
Olly wrote:Send me his number doc. I just had to scare away a guy for a friend of mine today.

Sent from my phone.
??? You look like 12 years old, how do you scare them, you were a mask?



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Re: AWWW HELLL NO

Postby jehler » Tue Jul 23, 2013 7:53 pm

Lol #2
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Re: AWWW HELLL NO

Postby Olly » Tue Jul 23, 2013 7:57 pm

assateague wrote:
jehler wrote:
Olly wrote:Send me his number doc. I just had to scare away a guy for a friend of mine today.

Sent from my phone.
??? You look like 12 years old, how do you scare them, you were a mask?



He grows that mustache back.


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Re: AWWW HELLL NO

Postby BrewGUN » Wed Jul 24, 2013 4:06 am

Olly wrote:
assateague wrote:
jehler wrote:
Olly wrote:Send me his number doc. I just had to scare away a guy for a friend of mine today.

Sent from my phone.
??? You look like 12 years old, how do you scare them, you were a mask?



He grows that mustache back.


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Re: AWWW HELLL NO

Postby vincentpa » Wed Jul 24, 2013 6:32 am

Olly wrote:
assateague wrote:
jehler wrote:
Olly wrote:Send me his number doc. I just had to scare away a guy for a friend of mine today.

Sent from my phone.
??? You look like 12 years old, how do you scare them, you were a mask?



He grows that mustache back.


I can't wait to retire. I'm banking that by then I can grow a beard.


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Re: AWWW HELLL NO

Postby assateague » Wed Jul 24, 2013 6:56 am

It's because you're eye-talian. It's been bred out, like the hunting genes from golden retrievers. I suspect it has to do with skinny pants and shiny shoes.
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Re: AWWW HELLL NO

Postby MuddyWaterWarlock » Wed Jul 24, 2013 7:07 am

My youngest son has been rockin the amish strap beard. I've been calling him halfbeard or bootstrap.
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Re: AWWW HELLL NO

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Wed Jul 24, 2013 7:13 am

assateague wrote:It's because you're eye-talian. It's been bred out, like the hunting genes from golden retrievers. I suspect it has to do with skinny pants and shiny shoes.

:lol:
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Re: AWWW HELLL NO

Postby Redbeard » Wed Jul 24, 2013 10:25 am

GadwallGetter530 wrote:
assateague wrote:It's because you're eye-talian. It's been bred out, like the hunting genes from golden retrievers. I suspect it has to do with skinny pants and shiny shoes.

:lol:
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Re: AWWW HELLL NO

Postby vincentpa » Wed Jul 24, 2013 4:50 pm

assateague wrote:It's because you're eye-talian. It's been bred out, like the hunting genes from golden retrievers. I suspect it has to do with skinny pants and shiny shoes.


And bikini underwear.

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Re: AWWW HELLL NO

Postby vincentpa » Wed Jul 24, 2013 4:53 pm

Back on topic.

As it turns out, her secret admirer is the chief of residents at Manly Man's new gig. $70 was a drop in the bucket for him.
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Re: AWWW HELLL NO

Postby jehler » Wed Jul 24, 2013 4:58 pm

vincentpa wrote:Back on topic.

As it turns out, her secret admirer is the chief of residents at Manly Man's new gig. $70 was a drop in the bucket for him.
thats funny shit
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Re: AWWW HELLL NO

Postby Ducky192 » Thu Jul 25, 2013 12:53 pm

tea bag his door knob and take a pic and text it to him
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Re: AWWW HELLL NO

Postby Eric Haynes » Thu Jul 25, 2013 1:29 pm

You guys are pussies. Some guy sees a cute girl and sends her flowers and says he would like to get to know her andd is now a psycho creeper. Of course if your used to meeting your women online it may sound a little weird to send a girl flowers.

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