they have names now

[Tomkat]

TK, I laughed my balls off at that one black cat with the hair all up in the air.

Uncle Ricco, that cat had just been surprised by the Disruptor, code name Brandy, who can fuck up a cats good time quicker than anything.

[(MT)Montanafowler]

fucking hate cats, if i ever (unwillingly) have barn cats i reserve the right to shoot them whenever i want, or at the very least, boot them over the barn. dropped a stray in a dead run with an air rifle last year, someone let Fluffy out to take a shit in my dad's yard, fluffy never came home. i am deathly allergic, to the point that i have to go to the hospital, and of course every cat within 5 miles finds me and wants me to pet it. of course, my girlfriend loves cats...

[Mornin Beef]

fucking hate cats, if i ever (unwillingly) have barn cats i reserve the right to shoot them whenever i want, or at the very least, boot them over the barn. dropped a stray in a dead run with an air rifle last year, someone let Fluffy out to take a shit in my dad's yard, fluffy never came home. i am deathly allergic, to the point that i have to go to the hospital, and of course every cat within 5 miles finds me and wants me to pet it. of course, my girlfriend loves cats...

It's just you bro, give the world a break.