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Postby Redbeard » Wed Oct 16, 2013 6:43 pm

...picking out a birthday card for a kindergartener whose party Jack is going to soon. She just rolled her eyes when I came home with this.

Appropriate? Jack thought so
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Postby Goldfish » Wed Oct 16, 2013 6:45 pm

Nice

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Re: My wife put me in charge of...

Postby Mornin Beef » Wed Oct 16, 2013 6:54 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Feelin' Fowl » Wed Oct 16, 2013 6:56 pm

Nice! I like your style, Red.
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Postby DeadEye_Dan » Wed Oct 16, 2013 7:03 pm

Perfect
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Re: My wife put me in charge of...

Postby waterfowlman » Wed Oct 16, 2013 8:23 pm

Looks perfect to me. :lol:
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Re: My wife put me in charge of...

Postby Olly » Wed Oct 16, 2013 9:04 pm

Haha made me laugh.

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Re: My wife put me in charge of...

Postby Redbeard » Wed Oct 16, 2013 10:18 pm

Told Momma Red the card got the WFF stamp of approval. She said ok
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Re: My wife put me in charge of...

Postby 3legged_lab » Wed Oct 16, 2013 10:23 pm

Redbeard wrote:Told Momma Red the card got the WFF stamp of approval. She said ok

I'm sure that really made her second guess her judgement.
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Postby jarbo03 » Wed Oct 16, 2013 10:24 pm

Good stuff

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Re: My wife put me in charge of...

Postby Redbeard » Wed Oct 16, 2013 10:25 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
Redbeard wrote:Told Momma Red the card got the WFF stamp of approval. She said ok

I'm sure that really made her second guess her judgement.
the longer she's with me the more twisted she gets
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Re: My wife put me in charge of...

Postby 3legged_lab » Wed Oct 16, 2013 10:31 pm

Redbeard wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Redbeard wrote:Told Momma Red the card got the WFF stamp of approval. She said ok

I'm sure that really made her second guess her judgement.
the longer she's with me the more twisted she gets

Well, quit 'rubbing off' on her.
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Re: My wife put me in charge of...

Postby The Duck Hammer » Wed Oct 16, 2013 10:39 pm

:lol: Good stuff Red. Looks like a winner.
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Re: My wife put me in charge of...

Postby Bootlipkiller » Wed Oct 16, 2013 10:42 pm

Hahahahaha awesome!


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Re: My wife put me in charge of...

Postby rebelp74 » Wed Oct 16, 2013 10:43 pm

That's awesome!
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Re: My wife put me in charge of...

Postby Goldfish » Thu Oct 17, 2013 4:48 am

3legged_lab wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Redbeard wrote:Told Momma Red the card got the WFF stamp of approval. She said ok

I'm sure that really made her second guess her judgement.
the longer she's with me the more twisted she gets

Well, quit 'rubbing off' on her.
those doughnuts aren't going to glaze themselves

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Re: My wife put me in charge of...

Postby Woody » Thu Oct 17, 2013 8:11 am

Redbeard wrote:...picking out a birthday card for a kindergartener whose party Jack is going to soon. She just rolled her eyes when I came home with this.

Appropriate? Jack thought so
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kindergartener? thats appropriate for a birthday card for any age.
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Re: My wife put me in charge of...

Postby Redbeard » Thu Oct 17, 2013 9:20 am

3legged_lab wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Redbeard wrote:Told Momma Red the card got the WFF stamp of approval. She said ok

I'm sure that really made her second guess her judgement.
the longer she's with me the more twisted she gets

Well, quit 'rubbing off' on her.
that is twisted. She won't let me go there yet
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Re: My wife put me in charge of...

Postby one2many » Thu Oct 17, 2013 7:14 pm

lmao

nice card too :thumbsup:
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Re: My wife put me in charge of...

Postby waterfowlman » Thu Oct 17, 2013 7:18 pm

Redbeard wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Redbeard wrote:Told Momma Red the card got the WFF stamp of approval. She said ok

I'm sure that really made her second guess her judgement.
the longer she's with me the more twisted she gets

Well, quit 'rubbing off' on her.
that is twisted. She won't let me go there yet


How many more kids do you want? :lol: :lol:
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Re: My wife put me in charge of...

Postby one2many » Thu Oct 17, 2013 7:23 pm

waterfowlman wrote:
How many more kids do you want? :lol: :lol:

how many on a complete basketball team? he is working on the bench players now i think :beer: :beer:
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Re: My wife put me in charge of...

Postby Mornin Beef » Thu Oct 17, 2013 7:27 pm

3leg, awesome roast :clap:
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